Drone Porn

I think Drone Porn may be one of those inevitable new porn genres that pop up in real life after popping into the subconscious of a million different masturbators around the world. Those of you with voyeuristic minds and any imagination at all have probably fantasized about piloting a remote-controlled camera above their hot neighbor’s backyard or balcony, maybe getting a peek through a high window you couldn’t reach on foot. Hell, it ain’t too different from the voyeur superhero fantasies you had before drones were a thing; if I were Superman, I’d just hover invisibly wherever people were fucking.

I ain’t Superman, though, and I don’t currently have a drone at my disposal. Maybe I’ll get it back from the police if the charges are dropped, but in the meantime, I can get my vicarious thrills from this next website. DronePorn.cz is, as you probably imagined, a premium voyeur porn site that includes X-rated drone footage among its gimmicks. I’ve genuinely been hoping to see something like this for a while, so naturally I was eager to get inside for a closer look as soon as I could.

The Future of Flying Peeping Toms

There’s a three-minute sample clip of that titular Drone Porn at the top of the site’s landing page, and I just had to watch it the moment I landed. After a quick site logo, we fade into some nice outdoor aerial footage that quickly gets closer to a couple sitting on a beach. We actually get a nice mix of both drone shots and the old-timey kind that can’t fly around. Her top off comes off while the cam’s on the ground, and then we see an aerial shot of the babe bobbing her head on his dingdong. Over the next couple minutes, we see more head-giving and pussy-stuffing, a bit of lesbian frolicking, as well as some beautiful drone shots of the Czech countryside.

All in all, the clip makes an excellent first impression. The whole front page of DronePorn.cz is covered in sample clips, so go ahead and get your fill while you consider pulling the trigger on a membership. So many paysites have done away with the sample scenes or imposed limits, but here’s a newer site keeping it old-school with the free previews.

Given the name of the site, I assumed going in that it was all going to be Drone Porn, but the theme is a bit more expansive than that. It’s not strictly a voyeur site, either, instead offering hidden spy cam porn, amateur sex videos and 4K drone porn videos. I’m a little bit torn about this, because on one hand I was really looking forward to watching a bunch of futuristic floating spycam videos, but I was also hoping for something that gets more up close and personal. This is arguably the best of both worlds, even if the theme is a little nebulous.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, DronePorn.cz is a European porn site. One of the chief complaints about Euro sites is that they usually ain’t shooting with the same set of big names you find on the American sites, but it’s not like the producers here are just hiring any random-ass ugly babe who answers the casting call. Alexis Crystal was the only one I recognized, and I’m a professional masturbator. The movies here feature stunning Euro models, amateurs and lesser-known pornstars. If you have a problem getting a boner gawking at them, it’s probably a medical condition you should discuss with your doctor.

I watched another DronePorn preview, this one labeled simply Spy Camera In Hotel Room. It honestly feels more like a nice bit of homemade porno than a voyeur video, since the camera is pretty damn close to the bed. The girl has a pretty face and gorgeous body, and the way she sucks cock and rides it makes me think they’re really a couple and not just a couple porno actors. Goddamn, do I love that vibe!

Amateur Girls, Low Prices, and a Hovering Gizmo

I’ve got to say, DronePorn’s tour page makes a strong case for signing up. While I am a little bit disappointed the focus isn’t strictly on dirty movies shot with a drone, I really liked the polished amateur aesthetic, the 4K video quality and those pretty Czech girls who I’d never seen before. According to the tour page, there are already over 600 of those videos in the collection, which was more than enough to get me in the front door.

If you’re a regular consumer of premium porn, you already know the going rate these days is thirty bones. That’s what I charge for a month of PornDudeCasting, and it's pretty much the industry standard price. That’s why DronePorn.cz is such a deal. At just under twenty bucks a month, it’s considerably cheaper than your average premium porn site. The three-month membership is the best bang for your buck at $45.

The one potential downside I see to the setup is that, since they don’t list upload dates, it’s unclear how often they are adding new material to the DronePorn stash. The signup page promises regular updates, which I believe based on the overall size of the library, but I really prefer to see fresh scenes hitting the site on a regular schedule. That gives you an excuse to tune in at least once a week for something new to shake your dick at.

It is quite a fucking spread, though. It’s one thing to tell me you’ve got 600 dirty movies waiting for me, but it’s another thing to see them laid out in front of me in a 60-page menu of perversion. They don’t offer any ways to reshuffle the videos by popularity, date or hotness, nor is there a Models/Pornstars index, so I made my way to the Categories page for a cross-section of the content, and to pick something to jack off to.

But Where’s All the Drone Porn?

There’s a really nice variety of porno here. The DronePorn Categories page lists twenty movies tagged with Anal, a handful with Fisting, a whole bunch filmed At Home, and over a hundred made in the Bathroom. There are BBWs and BDSM, Rimming, Teens and a Threesome. You know what’s really fucking fucking weird, though? The site is called DronePorn, but they only have one movie tagged with Drone.

I thought it might be a mistake or maybe sloppy tagging, so I started flipping through the pages, looking for more drone shots of Czech girls humping. No shit, the only two I found were on the very last page, and they’re the same vids featured in the front-page preview I described above. If you came here because the name intrigued you, you’re probably going to be disappointed. I’m hoping and assuming this will change as the site continues to age, since it is the fucking name of the site and all, but we’ll have to wait and see.

As much as I love the amateur stuff and the spycam movies, I came here today for the Drone Porn. With that in mind, I loaded up Two Naked College Girls, the very last movie on the last page of the collection. The thirteen-minute video opens with aerial footage and light piano music, and look, there are two tiny girls on the ground. As the drone gets closer, we see that one girl is topless and the other in a bikini. They’ve oblivious to the drone as they frolic in the water and lounge in the sun, with no idea a big-headed porn mascot is watching and stroking his well-lubricated genitals.

DronePorn.cz memberships include downloads, so you can fill your hard drive with all those spycam movies and amateur scenes. The actual Drone Porn, though, is another story. The collection currently doesn’t really have much of the titular product, so I wouldn’t sign up if aerial shots are the main thing you’re after. That said, the site does offer a decent value if you’re looking for a big stash of high-end amateur Euro movies for not a lot of money. I think there’s a lot of potential here with the theme, too, so I’ve got my fingers crossed that they start dropping more real Drone Porn on the regular.