Hentai Heroes

Hentai Heroes aka Harem Heroes is a sweet RPG adventure where the goal is to build your ultimate harem. Best of all, these are mostly characters you know and love, from all kinds of games and manga. In the first hour alone, I met four bitches that I’ve regularly jerked off to.

You play the luckiest nerd alive whose goal is to get all 50+ babes in the universe to submit to your dick’s will. The first few will fall quickly, but as you keep meeting new bitches, you’ll find it gets harder and harder.

At its core, Hentaiheroes is a character-building sim. This type of game is popular amongst browser games, where you get that nice feeling of watching your hero becoming stronger and wealthier. Always feels good to be the big dick.

HentaiHeroes takes it one step further, dropping you in a universe with famous fictional bitches that will fuck you as long as you play it right. The ladies will become your main source of income, giving you cash at the end of each timer.

The game starts off pretty straight forward, but soon you’ll be dropped into the main world where you’ll start making tough decisions. The arena will have your top bitches battling it out for stats and prizes, while pachinko lets you gamble your money for items.

There’s a big market in the game also. You’ll spend your time trying to gain more money to buy the best armor and weapons.

Different shops offer different goods, and if you’re lucky there can be some epic loot in stock that you’d be insane not to snatch up.

Get strong, get rich, and fuck bitches. With Hentaiheroes (often misspelled as "haremheroes.com" and "hentai harem"), you’ll be living the goddamn dream. Now let’s take a look at what the game is actually like.

Adventure and Battles

Hentaiheroes starts off as a standard visual novel. You’ll spend time getting the background story, meeting the main characters, and learning your destiny to build a harem.

The game does a good job of gradually introducing to new mechanics. There’s actually a lot to chew on, from the Pachinko, to the arena, to the daily missions. These tutorials are all woven into the storyline, making it painless to go through.

You’ll spend most of the time in the main village. Anytime you’re out of the main storyline, you’ll be managing your harem in the city through its various activities.

You’ll see all the different locations which include Adventure, Harem, Market, Pachinko, Clubs, Tower of Fame, and Activities.

Adventure is the main area of the game. This is where you start off in, and all the adventures follow really linear paths, like a visual novel.

Anytime you’re in adventure mode, you’ll notice that it always costs 1 lightning bolt to advance the story. This is your “energy”, and you’ll have around 50 to start off with. This is your currency to keep the story going.

How do you get energy back? Simple. You can either wait for it to recharge (1 energy every four minutes), or you can pay up!

Harem is where you can view your collection of bitches. These girls all have their own stats, including level, their affection for you, and fuck-battle stats (all the fights in the game are fucking). Most importantly, you click on the bitches to collect their money.

What do you do with the money? You go to the goddamn market of course!

The market features four weird motherfuckers all selling their brand of shit. You have weapons, potions, books, and gifts. You can buy your girls gifts to increase how much money they give you.

The items that are sold are randomized. Restocking the items costs money. If you want great items quickly, then you’ll want to spam restock until you run into some Epic or Legendary items. Of course, this will cost you a lot of real-life dough.

Degenerate gambling is always a great option

The markets can get really expensive, so Hentaiheroes gives you another option.

Like some serious degenerate Japs, Hentaiheroes offers Pachinko where you can win not only great items, but rare bitches as well.

They call it Pachinko, but really you don’t see shit! Just click the buttons, and you’ll get some items. Also note this: the game does give you enough cash to play a lot of Pachinko, and I have a couple of legendary items from it already.

The game currency is divided into Kobans and cash. Cash is the cheap currency, while Koban is the luxury currency that you’ll usually need to spend real money to get. The Pachinko game can also be played in either cash or Kobans, with the Kobans version giving way better prizes.

What I Like

This is one of the best browser games out there. Hentaiheroes goes far beyond a visual novel, giving a real game where you’ll be managing some serious bitches.

I didn’t talk about it before, but the battle system is actually really well made. Like any standard RPG, you have levels, stats, and gear that all comes together to make the most hardcore characters possible.

The Tower of Fame is a feature where Hentaiheroes shows you a global ranking of all the players. You can win some serious fucking dough and XP from being the winner of the week.

There’s also clans. The clans, called “Clubs” in Hentaiheroes, are teams of people that are ranked based on the power of the entire squad.

I also like that the main character is based on Goku. Goku is the most real motherfucker out of every anime character. And yes, the dude even goes Super Saiyan with his dick.

What I Hate

Hentaiheroes is a great game, but it’s not perfect.

First, the graphics and art aren’t the best quality. It makes up for it a bit by having characters that you’ll know and love, but at the same time, there are plenty of games that have better graphics.

Of course, the games that do have amazing graphics usually cost money. Hentaiheroes lets you play for free…but only up to a point.

Hentaiheroes is pretty generous on the front-end, but can get brutal on the back-end.

First, the easiest way to grow your characters and harem is through the adventure mode. However, each action on the adventure costs energy.

If you are trying to race through adventure mode, you’ll find yourself quickly out of energy. This means you have to wait for it to recharge. The only answer of course, is to buy more energy (with real dollars).

Hentaiheroes is really good at manipulating you to make real purchases. The Pachinko game is a great example. There’s no better way to quickly get some amazing gear than through the Pachinko game. Hentaiheroes even gives you enough Kobans to get one or two rolls in.

But of course, very quickly you’ll find yourself desperate for cash and Kobans. And you’ll know the only way to get it.

Hentaiheroes also forces you to register early on in the game, although it lets you keep playing without confirmation. If you end up loving the game, make sure to confirm your account for bonus cash.

Change the music!

I just need to get this in. If you play Hentaiheroes, you’ll be listening to the same tune for HOURS.

It’s a great fucking tune, but for some reason, the creators decided to make it the only tune. It wasn’t long before I felt like I was going insane.

I know most of you will probably keep the sound off, and that’s definitely what I recommend as well. For a game that has so much care and detail, it’s weird they only have one fucking track. It’s also a weird song for sex scenes.

They deserve their riches

The bottom line for me is that I’m sure Hentaiheroes makes a shitload of money, and they deserve every penny. They do a couple of key things right that really makes this game addicting.

First, the game is generous to you at the start. Way more generous than a lot of other games that try their best to milk your every last penny.

Hentaiheroes actually gives you some good money and items early on in the game. It isn’t long before you’re giving Legendary items to your hero, and you’ll be scrapping in the arena from the get-go.

But the game has moments where it slows down. There are lots of random ways that the game will force you to wait out a timer. The adventure mode can also slog on sometimes.

Hentaiheroes also has two different ways to play, which adds a lot of variety and fun. If you get tired of adventuring, then go hit up the arena and battles, or vice versa.

No matter how you play Hentaiheroes, the game will offer plenty of cool treasures to chase after. Building the ultimate harem sex team is a dream that all of us share, and Hentaiheroes will let you chase it.