I’m sure my readers on the older side will take no convincing, but I certainly think that there is something exceptionally kinky about retro porn from the last century.
If you need some explaining, the 1960s through the ’80s was considered a golden age of adult entertainment. Pornographers were experimenting with different scenarios of all sorts, in some cases, full-length nudie movies, and no banishment of pubic hair.
Then there is the benefit of being able to enjoy all of the cheesy music and dubbed moans and groans.
Want to see some specific recommendations? Tap the link here to see my list of some of the best pornos from yesteryear.
The weird thing about this genre of genital-gratifying entertainment is that platforms that are dedicated to it are surprisingly hard to come by. I thought that this was a bit strange since there has been an uncountable number of movies made. Plus, you would think that with modern technology, it would be easier to convert 8-millimeter film and VHS to upload clips.
In fact, when I was back doing my ThePornDude posts, I could only find one example of free-to-see and premium vintage porn each. Worse, when I tried to casually update those pages, I found that most of the resources to find old school smut I found mostly tubes which force you to have to click through an endless series of redirects.
In other cases, I found nothing but copypasta pages, which were nothing but the same site just with different domains attached to them. I did a little bit digging and did find some better ones, but they are still loaded up with sites that are packed with pop-ups and flashing banner ads. That means that you run the risk of getting your hard drive weighed down by malware.
But if you have read any of my other work, you know that I am not easily deterred. So, with some extensive effort, I did manage to find ten more.
PornHub Vintage
Type: Tube
Cost: Mostly free except for the premium content
Selection: Some of the best on the web, but you’ll have to do some filtered searches
Content quality: Usually good though not everything looks as good as other platforms
You probably thought that this tube was going to make this list but only rank towards the top.
This isn’t because this is not a great place to find vintage fap footage, but because the others are much better.
Anyway, as is typical with PornHub, there is plenty of clips and movies to view being around three hundred or so films. A few irrelevant hits come up, but most are going to be in the retro category.
Porn Biz
Type: Aggregator
Cost: Free for most links you click on
Selection: You get a good smattering of 20th-century smut
Content quality: Most of them look and sound great, but not in all cases
There is a ton of vintage erotica out on the web. But it can be tricky to find it on a single site, except for some of those listed below. Good thing there are some decent aggregators on the web which connect you to some of the greatest carnal content in the world.
Porn Biz has links that have those aplenty along with suggested specific search terms at the top of each page. So, if this genre is your thing, there are all sorts of sub-categories of the retro kind.
xHamster Vintage
Type: Tube
Cost: It won’t cost you a dime
Selection: Didn’t do a complete count but it looks like tens of thousands
Content quality: Impressive given how old some scenes are
Sure it’s a cost-free site, but in this case, it’s not just another tube. xHamster’s samples of antique smut include mini-previews a few minutes long, others are over hour-long erotic epics. Not only are there uploads of flesh footage going back decades, but some of them have also been remastered!
Given the nature of sites like these and the fact that I don’t know how many of these movies still have active copyright on them, don’t blame me if your favorite is pulled because of a DMCA claim.
Hot Retro Porn
Type: Tube (technically)
Cost: No fees from what I’ve seen
Selection: Not as extensive as other platforms
Content quality: Generally higher than most others
If you want a nostalgia trip with modern levels of fidelity, look no further. It seems to me that many if not most of these movies have been upgraded using current technology. Though there are only dozens of uploads, nearly all of them look great and have aged remarkably well.
Just be sure to update your popup blocker since this domain’s pages can get a little spam heavy.
Easy Porn Retro
Type: Aggregator
Cost: Looks to link you to free pages
Selection: See smut from the US, Europe and elsewhere
Content quality: Shockingly good scintillating
Most people know that most porn comes out of the United States, and pretty much always has for several decades. But don’t let that make you think that porn makers on other continents were sitting on their hands during the post-nuclear age.
Easy Porn Retro has links to some fine work from all over the world, mostly sensual scenes from France, and hardcore copulating films from Germany.
My recommendations of movies that you can easily find on these pages include Pensionnat de Jeunes Filles, Folks with Bush, and one that speaks to my experience The Sexual Adventures of a Young Don Juan.
MILF Porn TV
Type: Aggregator
Cost: No money needed at all
Selection: Just about nothing but mommy porn
Content quality: Usually good, if not great
I once heard it said that MILF porn is a new thing, but if you look up this, you’ll see that this idea is wrong. Just do a quick skim of MPTV, and you’ll see page after page of older ladies who have starred in sex scenes going back over half a century.
Vintage Porn Tubes
Type: Tube
Cost: None to speak of
Selection: The biggest of any of the sites on this list
Content quality: Hit-or-miss, but there’s no shortage of well-made scenes
This platform is an excellent example of the quantity being better than quality. That doesn’t mean that the scenes are shit, but there is a range of raunchy scenes to wank it to. As a rule, the sorts of selection you get to see is excellent, the ladies are lovely, and the scenarios are sexy as hell.
Tube Porn Classic
Type: Tube
Cost: No charge at all
Selection:
Content quality: Sometimes not the best, but you get a lot of options
Unlike some tubes which are loaded up with pirated porn and plagued by takedown notices, it looks like this one has partnered with copyright holders to get permission to post these videos. It does suck a little that you might have to sit through some ads at the start. But I think it’s worth it to see no-cost content.
The Classic Porn
Type: DVD soliciting site
Cost: Monthly subscription based
Selection: Thousands of full-length movies
Content quality: Far better than the grain footage you’ll see elsewhere
If you are willing to pay a little bit, you’ll be able to order torrents of adult DVDs, or if you prefer, download them to your hard drive.
You will have to pay to play, but instead of purchasing movies one at a time, this site runs on a monthly subscription model. And this charge isn’t going to drain your bank account since a membership costs only $0.83 a day.
As another nice feature, you can get access to over three decades of photos, too.
Vintage XXX
Type: Aggregator hosting platform
Cost: No need to shell out Shekels here
Selection: Loads of subgenres of sexy stuff
Content quality: Typically top-notch
Just like erotic producers of today, there have always been different fetishes featured in adult entertainment. If you are big into pulling it to the old school smut, you are going to be treated to tons of different sorts of smut.
To give you an idea of what you might see, there are naughty maid movies, plenty of public pornos, and hundreds of scenes with mature women. Further, there is even more niche stuff like hot hospital scenes, orgasm-inducing orgies, and more.
ThePornDude’s final words
I know that there are probably more webpages which I might have missed or some new examples which have come up since. If any of you find those sites that I missed, let me know, and I’ll do a followup or something.
As per usual, more posts are coming out on pretty much a daily basis, including exclusive interviews with some of the best established and emerging erotic contemporary performers. I won’t say who or what about yet, but instead, tease a little bit to keep you coming back and checking this site.
Enjoy the suspense and, in the meanwhile, the mouthwatering links I’ve provided so far.
