While it is quite evident that the porn industry has adversely grown over the years, apart from porn movies and videos, there are erotic memes that are pornographic in nature. In case you haven’t come across a meme of any fucking nature, which is almost next to impossible. A meme is an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations. Well, there is no greater distraction than this one. Imagine browsing through your social media on a lazy afternoon at work and bumping into one of these.
Trust me; it’s a fucking game changer, get you thinking about shit you wouldn’t even want your colleagues to even guess about. And because I know this shit is hilarious as fuck and realistic at the same time; that’s why I’ve come up with my top 10 memes that had it for me 2018. Enjoy!
When your Japanese girlfriend sends you nudes
It’s a blurred fucking mess featuring Asa Kira; you know how these Asian laws are. No private parts or nipples are displaying photos, aka censorship. Can’t blame the girl thou, unless you want her to get locked up. Thou, good luck trying to imagine every fucking shit in its rightful place, bruh!
If she is a licker, keep her
Well, a friend of mine came to me with this question. Why do girls lick our fingers, especially after we are from rubbing their fucking clits or finger fucking them? After arguing for some time, we agreed to disagree that every goddamn bitch is bisexual by default, or they just fucking love eating slippery shit because I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t in a million years lick my fucking cum!
When you can’t shut up about what you are watching
Gone are the day’s men chickened out when it came to matters of porn. I guess it’s mainly because recent studies have shown that women watch as much porn as every other fucking guy does. Now somehow, this guy in this meme can’t shut up about the awesome porn video he is watching and enquires what the girl is up to in an effort to start up a conversation. I am not sure whether the guy is just fucking horny and is hoping for a sex chat, or he is trying to tell his girlfriend the dry spell is too much. We can only fucking hope she gets the message.
When she can’t grab the sheets as tight as she would love to
Doggy is fucking deep, and every motherfucker will tell you that. Expect weird stuff like your girl trying to grab on the mattress cover, which is hugging the mattress probably too tight and won’t allow her, although I must say that this shit is for those dudes who are fucking good in bed. You just can’t expect her to be on that level of ecstasy, especially when you aren’t even hitting near her G- spot.
Why everyone should be allowed to own a gun
A gun is like a goddamn car, and so you can’t own one unless you know how to use it. This meme captures the dirty thinking of a gunman, probably belonging to a shooting club. This sick motherfucker is imagining the many fucking sexy bitches coming in to train on how to shoot. He can’t even make up his mind whether it would be good or bad for every sucker out there to own guns.
When she meets the other manly you
I am sure you fucking love the look on that bitch’s face. But to tell you the truth bruh, to receive that kind of a look, then you’ve got to be not only tall enough but also thick enough. I am sure she had fucking underestimated him because he actually seems pretty thin to me, anyway. This is why they say judge, not the book by its cover, bitch!
When the dick is too good
At times girls can actually be mean, especially during sex. We men are not fucking angels, and most of us don’t actually believe in that shit called G-spot, but we fucking try to hit it nevertheless. It’s always a nice feeling when she starts enjoying it too much. She will even start positioning you the way she wants it.
When he slips it in without telling
Well, I am no fucking bitch, but at least I know that I am not fucking poor in bed. Every motherfucker has a few tricks under their sleeves, and this is just one of them. You know, getting her to stay in any position that works for her, including doggie and eating her pussy. The only thing I’m fucking sure of is that anytime she cums in your mouth as you listen to her passionate moans, you can’t stop yourself, man, you have to get in there. It is a fortune for any motherfucker to see the face she makes when you slip in without her expecting it.
When you are swinging strong and getting shagged
I bet it’s every gay cute boy’s dream to have group sex with masculine dudes. This one is swinging his all the fucking way. I am just not sure he will be able to take in all the meat. Frankly, he looks pretty brittle. Anyways its one hell of a meme, and that is not in any way my fucking business.
When you pull it out, and she hasn’t had enough of it
I don’t know how many of you all have had an opportunity to fuck a very thirsty bitch. And by thirsty, I mean the type that will keep shouting fuck, and you can’t stop no matter how tiresome that position is. That is the same type that won’t have you pull out for anything in the world.
PornDude’s final words
There you go, some of the fucking hottest memes in 2018. They will not only set your fucking mood and mind twisted and thinking about nasty shit, but also, you’ll get to see a mimic of the sort of weird faces your babe makes when you two are banging, and yet you have never gotten to see them.
