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…And we are back. The long-awaited sequel is here. I knew the first one would be popular, so I immediately started plugging away at this one.
Without too long an introduction, let’s continue with part two, which I promise you is just as thorough and thirst-inducing review as the first one.
Let’s get started with one which might not have been expected. If you like it, spread it around glitter at an underwear party.
Resort: Mardi Gras
Country: United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Hardcore party-goers who like getting flashed
While New Orleans, Louisiana, is not known for its sex clubs, they are world famous for having what is arguably the biggest, best Mardi Gras celebration in the universe.
Between the party atmosphere, all of the drunken revelry, and exceptionally loose women (and men) it would be hard not to get laid. And for those unaware, all you need is an armful of cheap beads and you are going to see a sea of titties. Kind of like this.
I have heard that if you want to see dick, go to the Bywater neighborhood (AKA the local Castro District) at night and double click on your flashlight to get dudes to show dick.
That does not mean that their establishments which cater to a “thirsty” crowd are to be ignored.
A superb example would be the Penthouse Club located in the heart of the French Quarter. As if it were made for sex addicts who have money – you know, people like me – this business offers an adventure into opulence complete with getting VIP treatment, hang out in lavish lounges or in your private suite, and enjoying gourmet cocktails. Of course, the main attraction are the girls – the kind of chicks who serve drinks, slide up and down poles, and, for the right price, might take things even further.
Big Daddy’s is a decent strip club which has been running strong for more than forty years holding bachelor parties, host champagne parties and show off about two dozen of Louisiana’s loveliest ladies. However, some of there reviews are a bit dodgy, you cannot take any photos, and there are superior alternatives out there.
In fact, this same part of town, you can also find Larry Flynt’s (may he RIP) official Hustler Strip Club. Their deals are awesome as you can get admission, a free drink, and a complimentary lap dance for a mere $30. For those of you who are not into clubbing, that amount of money will just pay for cover at the door in some institutions.
Resort: Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Country: United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Horny patrons looking to lie with a lascivious lady
Despite how anti-sex politicians in the United States are (and have always been), even the government meddlers can’t stop the oldest profession in the world. Located in the middle of the scorching Great Basin desert outside of Carson City in the state of Nevada, the unassuming building on the Moonlite property represent one of the only legal, licensed brothels in the US of A.
This globally famous business has received tons of media attention not only because of the scandalousness of such an enterprising operating aboveboard, but also because of the talent. Technically, anyone can be a pornstar – or at least a porn performer. But hardly anyone is qualified to be one staff member who makes a living by expertly pleasing patrons members.
Just look at their sex menu. You can select from dozens of dames who all have their own sensual skillset. For instance, Cecily Rose seems to present the full package and is not afraid to kiss girls. Given the fact that she is bisexual, I am sure that she would love to give a woman’s lips a peck…both of them.
Pantera is a pretty fine piece of Filipino-French ass who can do the overnight thing and doesn’t mind entertaining couples. Then you have ebony princesses like Remy Martin, who does everything from providing the girlfriend experience to getting into fetish play.
And as it turns out, as long as you schedule in advance, you can expect to pay about $500 on the high end, and maybe as low as $200. That’s not bad, considering you’d be hiring world-class hookers.
Resort: The Southern Baptist Convention
Country: United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Closet cases, wild ones, and guilty Catholics
Okay, I know that this entry is a complete joke and it only kind of is. It is no secret that I mock fundies as much as I do the rad fems, but at least the hyper-religious are sometimes funny. Not funny in the typical sense, but funny because of the hypocrisy of their actions. Besides the numerous examples you can read about here, it’s what they say versus what they do on the porn “problem.”
Fundamentalists repeatedly blast the best business in the world and also complain about how much porn their congregates are looking at. In fact, this “problem” has become so well known that hotels in Dallas, Texas (the city in which the Southern Baptist Convention is held) get excited because of all of the money they make from porno sales.
(And in case any of those fundies are reading this, you really should check out my porn. XD)
So, for all of you sinners who want to meet up with a repressed evangelical and spill some seed, then perhaps hanging around the annual SBC location with your Tinder profile on.
Resort: Folsom District
Country: United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Naturists, nudist, and exhibitionists looking for good dirty fun
If you think you know red-light districts, you really don’t unless you have been to Folsom District during the regular Street Fair. While you might see ‘normal’ (read: boringly dressed) person, and it would not be hard to find a nearby companion for the night using sites like these, you are sure to see far more unusual sites.
Besides the throngs of nudist walking around naked as jaybirds, you might find someone who, rather than shake hands, greet an acquaintance with a quick blowjob…in the middle of the street. Other characters you might see a dominatrix whipping a sub up and down the street. You also might see a dogwalker, but not one walking any pooches. Instead, you’ll see a gaggle of folks decked out in leather and wearing puppy masks.
If the idea of running into something, or rather someone, you cannot unsee excites you, then this is a street festival you must attend. While the participants in this event are nearly always friendly, you should ask before taking pictures.
Now, none of that means that you are going to get offers to bang in the middle of the road, but finding freaks to have fun with will be a snap. Even if you are the type of person who likes to watch rather than play, this curious neighborhood in San Francisco will be right up your alley.
And in case you get bored or want to venture indoors as the sun goes down, there is an excellent adult club in the area called Power Exchange. It is fairly affordable, open to a diverse group and they have lots of perverted activities to engage, Moreover, they also have a regular celebration to accommodate revelers, native and non-local, for the Street Fair called After Folsom Fuckfest in September. This is particularly convenient since the temperature at this time in San Fran is a cool 63 degrees Fahrenheit (or about 17 degrees Celsius).
Resort: Club Privilege Pretoria
Country: South Africa
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Swingers who have big bank accounts
Of course, the States, Europe, and east Asian locales show up on lists like these, but there has not been enough attention based on the sexy spots to visit in Africa.
Admittedly, this is one of the most expensive resorts in this installment for the best service, but from everything I have seen, it is totally worth it. Why is that? Well, as a VIP, you get full access to the club, including their exclusive website and web chat forum. You will also be able to and alerted to online booked parties and events. You’ll also be able to hang out with the standard members as well as the other VIP swingers.
And the facility is fully equipped to provide whatever you would need in such an establishment. There is a massage room, a fetish room, and even a Fifty Shades room. (I’ll leave it to your imagination to determine what happens there.) There is also a “harem lot,” several hot tubs, and even a restaurant in case you need to fuel up between fucking sessions.
Furthermore, they have themed parties on the first Friday of every month, and sexy-themed get-togethers every Saturday night. And in case you party so hard you don’t want to go home, you can sleep the night (or morning) over at KitKat on Saturdays.
But just because this is a swingers club does not mean that you have to bring a partner to play with. On Wednesdays, they have mingle with singles night!
Resort: Tel Aviv
Country: Israel
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Just about everyone who loves a good party
Contrary to what you might be thinking, Israelis by and large are not these pious, quiet people who are constantly working when they are not studying Torah. But as it turns out, they like a lot of Jews, love to party, get fucked up, and fuck hard.
Just look at this little video clip so you can graphically get my point.
Anyway, Dungeon Club is an excellent establishment for anyone and everyone, no matter their gender or orientation as long as you come with at least one more person. Said individual can be your mate, your spouse, significant other, or all seven members of your harem. The one rule is that you must be an adult who comes with other people to play with.
In addition to all of the typical nightclub features like having two bars and a massive dance floor, there are exhibitionist stages and plenty of dance cages. Furthermore, there are what I have heard described as “lascivious nooks and crannies” for some more gothic sex fun. They also have sexy shows live, and there is also the Labyrinth – a massive sex dungeon packed from wall to wall with horned-up swingers
They also have great hours but only operate a couple of days a week being Thursday and Friday. The club opens up at 11:30 AM local time and closes at 5:00 AM, this is one of the few clubs (sexual or otherwise) which is open on Sabbath! The only other thing you need to know is that the dress code is fetish. Unless you know how to dress and act like a freak, don’t show up.
But that’s just one club out of several in Tel Aviv. But the hookup scene involves more than just including fuck buddies in a hot and sweaty club. There are plenty of cruising and hookup spots in very, let’s say, unconventional locations.
Tel Aviv is also famous for its nude beaches, of which there are several. Moreover, parts of these coastlines do seem to tolerate naked activities from visitors. The best example that I know of is Side Dov’s beach which is famous for secret sexy liaisons. If you are not into getting sand up your crevices, then you might like hooking up on Beit Hadar’s parking rooftop. From what I gather, everyone knows about all of the tailpipes being stuffed up there…and no one cares.
Then there are the back alleys of Old Jaffa, which is the unofficial Lover’s Lane of the city and (allegedly) is a keen spot for people who are into this. And these locations happen all year around. If you travel to Tel Aviv during June, you’ll find yourself in a sea of party people (many of whom are going to be horny) since this city hosts one of the biggest Pride celebrations in the world
The only downside of coming to this city that I can think of is the cost. Living in or even just visiting Tel Aviv, is a hell of expensive, and then there is the airfare if you’re not from the Land of David.
And this piece of advice applies to all of the resorts, cruises, and other locales for casually hooking up, plan in advance. Doing a raunchy tour for holiday is great and all, but a lot of these locations get booked up fast. A few you might be able to get a room (or services) spontaneously, but a lot of these resorts will be filled up within a few months before a big event.
However, there is one sex club (of sorts) that will never be overbooked nor does it charge too much…
Bonus recommendation and final thoughts
Resort: Porn Dude Resort (upcoming)
Country: United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍 (of course!)
Ideal for: Every sort of freak who likes seeing my sex exploits
Okay, this isn’t a real sex club, but if you ask me, it’s the best virtual location to get access to awesome erotica. After all, the site is growing and new videos and photo galleries (with bonus footage) is being added all the time. I have archived dozens of videos and have plans to get other gals on the couch soon. Some of them you might recognize, while others are new to the industry.
The models who have been featured before include Anissa Kate, Hayley Winters, and Kira Noir. I even managed to get Katie Morgan out of semi-retirement and did her first anal scene on camera!
As far as cost goes, I am no gouger. A monthly subscription is only $29.95 every thirty days, but an annual package amounts to $14.95 a month if you pay the upfront cost. I take everything from CCBill secured transactions via debit and credit cards to PayPal to cryptocurrency to over a hundred gift card brands.
With prices this low, you should be able to afford some official PornDude paraphernalia. And if you do not think you won’t have a good time, I am so generous that my $9.95 trial period goes for not two or three days, but six!
I do read all of the comments that you guys leave behind, and promise to respond to everyone who has anything interesting to say. And I sometimes take into mind requests and recommendations for who to film with next and what to do.
Taa-taa for now!
