Good Goddess, this is the best August that I have experienced in years. Alright, we finally made it ya’ll (at least I hope so) through all of the COVID-19 craziness. Everyone can finally be good outside, all of the best locales for hedonism are opening up, and all of the pretty women are no longer covering up their faces with masks.(Here is hoping that monkeypox doesn’t fuck it up.) I already wrote about countries where the sex business is pretty good, but I thought it was time to do an epic follow-up that talks about sex tourism locations, businesses, cruises, and more.
I mean, going to an adult award show is fun and all, but not everyone gets the invites that I do. Plus, as wild as those events are, they still are not as carnal as the places I am going to be going on about.
With that intro, let’s look at the best Sex Vacation resorts in the world. And I am not referring to high-end stripper joints. I am going to be looking at all of the many sex clubs, (above-board) skin tourism locations and the such like. Of course, most of these sultry spots are going to be sickeningly pricey, but there are a few that are more on the affordable side.
Of course, me being me, I included locales that I would really like to visit – and some of them I might have. XD But I have included a range of options that will surely appeal to just about everyone no matter their orientation, kink level, age, or everything that matters.
Resort: Red light district of Amsterdam
Country: Netherlands
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Every adventurous adult-aged person
There are many things I love about the Land of the Dutch besides the whimsy windmills, juniper-based adult beverages, and terrifically titillating and tall lingerie models like Roosmarjin de Kok. (And if you have not heard of her, I’ll be she’ll stiffen your cock, at least a little.) Their dames who do it online are darn beautiful and can be found on more online platforms than you might guess.
In the world of sex tourism, and really tourism in general – the country’s capital has not just a red light district but arguably the definitive one.
De Wallen is known for its crimson-colored streets with silhouettes of sex workers seducing patrons all night (and most of the day). There are about three hundred single-room cabins packed with sex workers. Since this place is world-famous, you’ll have to spend an exceptional number of euros but the services are certainly satisfying – I say that as a world traveler with experience.
Given how high-profile this part of Amsterdam is one of the safest neighborhoods of its type in the world. So, you should not have a problem waltzing around while searching for a sexy partner (or several of them) without running into any trouble.
With the only “off hours” that the regulators require, the action to die is between six and eight in the morning, but other than that, the fun never stops.
There are plenty of other shops in the area and in the surrounding region to make refueling between fuck sessions a snap. Plus, there is plenty of selection when it comes to finding fancy foods and other snacks. You should be easily able to buy natural aphrodisiacs.
Of course, this part of the capital Dutch city is known for soliciting certain substances to really jump up your sexual encounters. De Wallen is famous for air that constantly has the scent of burning rope and luxury coffee, thanks to certain establishments found in abundance. So, there are a series of additional establishments in walking distance to make enhancing your erotic entertainment all the easier.
With so much crazy shit that you can do, just be wise and don’t do anything I would not. For that matter, you might not want to do (almost) anything I would do.
Resort: Fire Island
Country: United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: GAYS (!) especially guys gassed up to go
While I do not focus on it much for reasons I have explained, this blog is not too crazy about publishing about gay sex stuff too much. Still, I have made the odd post here and there and even an entire website dedicated to the mission of the original Porn Dude site, just more… queer.
And so it seemed obvious that the world-famous Fire Island gay resort had to be on this listicle.
The larger Fire Island has a long history and a few tourist spots going back a long time. But when the gays arrived in force during the 1970s. Taking over Cherry Grove, they turned that central part of the island into a Mecca for queers looking for an open life and a place to party seasonally.
When Pride first started becoming a thing during the Era of Disco, the area was welcome to all non-heterosexual people, including lesbians, which is hard to find. If you do not know, there is a reason why people make a distinction between gay (guy) and lesbian bars. The two do not often mix well in liquor-soliciting establishments, but that is not the case in Cherry Grove. There pink people of all sorts mix well together along with gaggles of partygoers of the straight-sex style.
At this point, the village and island as a whole have seen scores of thirsty sluts seeking to party during the day and bang all night like maniacs for decades. Even COVID-19 did not fully shut down the festivities at first. And since the panic is over, the event has come back even stronger.
Between the village the nearby Pines, there are several gay-friendly hotels and specialty resorts that should appeal to everyone’s party style and budget. Between them, there are strip clubs, bars, and sex shops on literally every street. Weather permitting, there is a good chance that you will see gogo boys casually advertising some business or event just about anytime in June. Nothing is guaranteed in life, but I am pretty sure that you are never going to be bored.
Even when it is not Pride month, the party never really ends and in some way gets even better. Outside of the month of May, June, and early July, the scene does calm down a little bit, but that means fewer packed streets to navigate through and better chances of getting a nice hotel room at a competitive price.
From what I know, a lot of the townies and seasonal workers are just not going to be interested, no matter how good-looking you are. But there are still enough thirsty local gays and plenty of horny hunks on holiday to hit on. For that reason, I would suggest getting an external battery that way, your mobile phone will always be charged. After all, you do not want to have missed a bunch of Tinder messages (or whatever hookup app you use) and your phone is dead all day.
The only thing to know is that you need to stock up on your dollar bills when you are traveling. Not only do they only take US currency here, but most establishments will also only accept cash with no option to pay using plastic.
Resort: Nana Plaza
Country: Thailand
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Lovers of the ladyboys, of course
Since I am taking care of the gays and bis in the viewership, I feel it necessary to cover an area to hookup with hot t-gals. Besides, I am a little bit of a fan of those performers in the skin business, so why not?
On its surface, this part of Bangkok is a lively shopping district filled with run-of-the-mill tourists and native Thais. But that is the impression that you would get only if you visited this place during the day. At night, Nana Plaza gets red from all of the iconic streetlight colors of a region awash in sex workers.
There are plenty of cis-women advertising their skills, but this red light district is internationally famous for its epic collection of she-hes, ladyboys, and trannies. There is a humongous range of sex workers who can be extremely femme or a little butch at different levels of transition, and all of them seem to boast a special skill. But the one thing that these t-girls have in common is that they are horny as all hell – and willing to perform for cheap.
To put a number on it, you can hire someone for as little as 500 baht which nowadays is about eleven British pounds and change, a little less than fourteen dollars US, or thirteen and a half euros. Just be discreet when you hand over your cash. While no one really cares, bartenders don’t like seeing sex workers making a living in their pubs.
They take all kinds with money, of course, but the workers in Nana specialize in serving touring Westerners. Wherever you come from, the best places in the Plaza you should go to include Charades Ladyboy Bar, Temptations Bar, and the go-go dance club Obsession. Also, one place you must check out is the club Casanova. This establishment has so many employees that a lot of the workers stand outside and aggressively acquire their clients.
And if all that sounds too stimulating for you, then head over to Sukhumvit and get a date online – sites like these can help you.
Resort: Hedonism II in Negril
Country: Jamaica
Personal rating: 👍👍👍
Ideal for: Couples hot for new sex adventures
This appropriately named tropical resort is going to cost you a lot more than a weekend stroll through Nana Plaza, but it is worth it. While a little calmer than some of the others on this list, but hey, I am trying to please all of my readers.
Anyway, this slice of paradise comes complete with bars, room service, lavish hotel rooms, and a beach with a hell of a view. More excitingly, this is a clothing-optional resort and they have the Club Hedo Rewards Program. Through this little group, you can earn points to get better deals on your hotel visits, custom concierge services, and various sales. And if you want to fully leverage this program, sign up for the Hedonism II newsletter and you’ll be alerted to even more specials being offered.
All couples as well solo women and single guys who are invited are welcome to come.
Resort: Hidden beach resort by Karisma
Country: Mexico
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Folks on the older side and people who love them
Sex tourism is not just a young person’s game.
This is another picturesque resort which does not require visitors be encumbered by clothing. From what I have seen the clientele looks gorgeous. But there is one thing I found about this resort worth commenting on. The crowd here tends to be people who are 50 years old and older. So, for all of you cougar lovers will likely have a great time here. And if you are a mature mama, there are plenty of reviews suggesting your experience will be stellar.
For those of you who go, good luck hunting, pussy lovers.
Resort: KitKatClub
Country: German
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Everyone into the hardest kinks
Good googly-moogly, if I ever needed to go back to German, it would just be because of the women. I mean, look at them; they are positively Wunderbar. They might be scared all over the marvelous metropolises like Berlin and throughout the rural countryside. But I know for a fact that you can find throngs of beautiful people in the world-renowned KitKatClub.
Founded in the mid-nineties, this club was in part a response to the oppression of the current government, which disapproved of fucking in public, even if it was on private property. This did not deter the club’s founders, Simon Thaur and Kristen Krueger, from creating an acid trip-inspired, psychedelic experience which is perfect for exhibitionists.
You will pick up on this almost upon entering since KitKat does not really have a dress code – at least sometimes. Some nights, they prefer patrons to wear leather, latex, or some other sort of kinky attire. On other nights they want you not to dress up, but rather dress down…literally. So, when you show up at the door, you might be expected to most if not entirely, strip down. And you can get in for a mere ten euros if you’re alone, or fifteen if you bring a friend.
When it comes to coming up with a unique way of expressing sex, the Germans just know how to do it. Usually, I make that comment when I am talking about their porn, of course. But this applies to sex at private events as well, especially the sort involving, shall I say, extreme variety.
Just look at these sites if you want to know what I mean.
The club emphasizes the party rather than a whole lot of public sex these days. But still, on the three floors of the KitKatClub building, you will find hordes of hot and sweaty partiers dancing with barely anything on. Given the massive clientele and the types who go to such events, virtually everyone is looking to have an even better time…possibly with you.
Resort: Lab.oratory
Country: German
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Completely risk non-averse gay sex addicts
And now, for another German club, this one is exclusively for gays.
Oktoberfest is great and all, but like most places, there is not a holiday going on all of the time. But that is not really the case when it comes to Lab.oratory. It is consistently listed as one of the wildest and best sex clubs in the world for a ton of reasons.
Some nights are a little more on the vanilla side, serving 2-for-1 drinks, and there is no dress code requirement. Other nights, you’ll have to dress the part to fit the theme of a fireman, a sports star, or basically any of the main characters in the Village People. This is because you’ll be seeing (and are welcome to participate in) the forms of debauchery, including fisting, watersports, industrial levels of intense sex, and so much more.
Yeah, this nightclub gets that kinky! Whatever the case, when it is Thursday through Sunday, it’s always a party at Lab.oratory.
To put it into more visual terms, if your idea of kink is like this being considered vanilla and this to be considered mildly hardcore, you will feel right at home in this raunchy club.
Resort: The natural curaçao in St. Willibrordus
Country: Curaçao
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Sex tourists on a bit of a budget
This former Dutch colony of the coast of South America is quite remote – which makes it great if you are looking to get away from it all and look at naked people. This is another clothing-optional resort that is designated to be for adults only. That means no one’s loud and noisy offspring to ruin the mood.
Since this country is still developing in a volatile trade zone, the price of supplies you might want to grab in town might fluctuate. That said, just about everything at this resort and the country, in general, is exceptionally affordable.
Resort: SNCTM
Country: Russia, United States
Personal rating: 👍👍👍👍
Ideal for: Elites looking for an electric time
Located in three cities, New York, Moscow, and Los Angeles, this series of parties is not for everyone. The biggest thing you all need to know about this place is that they have exceptionally strict entry criteria, and it’s more than just no shirt, no shoes, no service, and wear a tie. This is not only because they have exceptionally extreme erotic activities but also because they do not accept everyone. Do not misunderstand; this is an outright “admittance by application only.”
Technically, they might taken non-member couples, but even then, those folks have to be approved prior. To get in, you will have to match up with certain fashion and physical requirements. They are not too keen on details, but from the footage I have seen, you are going to have to be at least a snappy dressing eight-nine, if not a well-clad dime, to get in.
The activities are, however, exceptionally open-minded. Finding footage of these private events can be hard. But if you look on their site, you will see that they do live up to their description of being “a society of like-minded libertines with the highest standards of taste and style who embrace unrestrained indulgence…” and not in a vanilla manner either.
It seems like a lot of the initial “meet and greets” stage of their parties includes rooms strewn with throngs of well-dressed gentlemen and scantily clad ladies (and a few lads) who seem to be obsessed with group sex and swinging. They also combine BDSM activities and often a colorful costume theme.
To give you some idea, they have had a fantastic ‘red party’ with loads of ladies in lingerie and masks, which seemed to be inspired by Mardi Gras and the Satanic Panic. The clip is short, but it is surprisingly erotic whether or not you are into kink fap content.
And since this organization operates out of two countries, to give you more incentive, I will remind you that American babes and Russian женщины are super hot as you can see here, here, and here.
And as with all things in sex – but especially with the sort of wild sex you are going to be fine here –stick to the golden rule: at SCNTM, consent is the golden rule. And with that final bit of commentary to round off this list, stay golden, ya’ll – but I have a few more important things to say.
Ready to go on vacation?
If that is not enough for you, there are other places that I have written about where you can find awesome sex workers – the only thing is that they are not physical but all online. Throughout the world, you will find escorts to enjoy your vacation time with who are super sexy and talented and vetted on safe-to-use sites.
And lastly, what did you think of my picks? If you dig them, then you know what I’d like you to do – share this with your friends, pin it in a post on Twitter, and give me an email if you want. In addition to unsolicited nudes, I also take advice from my adoring readers, and I am sure you guys have awesome ideas for what I should write about next.
I have a little more time these days since I am only resting after another hot scene on PornDude Casting– which you totally should watch – I am looking for more ideas. Besides, sometimes it’s hard to think with your other head constantly draining your brain of blood. XD
Until the sequel comes out – which will be soon – you all have fun.
