They say these days that just like Jews and the gays, nerds run the fucking world. And honestly, I have to say that I agree with that sentiment. After all, being a geek is now mainstream. You can hardly find any aspect of entertainment which isn’t steeped in nerd culture or has at least one dork, adorable character.Obviously, we’re looking at sci-fi porn, but not just any. Instead of the more “regular” science fiction smut, this blog is more in the vein of porn parody with a humorous twist.
Without further ado, let’s get to the goods and enter the Titillation Zone.
Doctor who fucks sexy mutant
Victoria Summers gets Danny D’s big ‘D’ in this wonderful, whack-worthy little movie. Besides being erotic, from start to finish, this video is absolutely hysterical. Victoria plays a sexy ass mutant who looks like a Na’vi crossed with an elf who happens to be a stripper.
Like a scene out of Torchwood, Danny is dressed as The Doctor, who has the libido of Jack Harkness. Even if those references don’t make sense to you, you will love watching this video – I guarantee it.
Sci-fi fucking
The name may sound boring and non-descript, ‘cause it kinda is. So, I would prefer to call it Star Wars: a Porn-y Parody. Anyway, we start with a lovely broad pleasuring herself with a dildo then getting eaten out by another hot honey.
Following that, a guy who is not C3-PO waltzes in, feigning to be embarrassed seeing a couple of lesbians making love. As you would expect, things escalate into an elating threeway.
By the way, this is probably the oldest clip in terms of when it was made, so vintage fans are in for a treat.
Hand Solo porn parody
This is another Star Wars spoof and has all of the camp and corny-ness you didn’t know you needed until right now. As you’ll see, the dialogue sucks, and so does Athena Palomino – with a delightful level of satisfaction. She can also take dick up other holes with exceptional aptitude too.
This Ain’t Avatar 2
Was the love scene in James Cameron’s Avatar not enough for you? Then guess what, you’re in for an awesome ride in this epic piece of erotic cinema. To give you a quick rundown, you get to see a couple of Na’vi babes giving an exceptionally long blowjob sequence with a bondage twist. There is plenty of man-on-female-alien fucking to be seen and some awesome lesbian action as well.
By the way, props to the makeup artists who made this movie. I’m not sure how they did it, but they managed to paint the actors in a way that looks just like the humanoids from the original movie. Not only that, but they did it in such a way where their makeup doesn’t run even though they’re getting fucked hard.
This ain’t Avatar
I think this is obvious, but it’s worth mentioning, sequels are great, but nothing beats the original – even when it comes to parodies. You are into a
Running over two hours, it looks like this is the full damn version, so good luck watching the whole movie without bust at least a few times. Then again, if you are into edging, this is another movie that will be excellent.
The sex files: Alien erotica
I think we all know that Mulder and Scully were fiercely fucking on X-Files, but we never got to see it on camera. And despite the fact that you could show demon babies on that show, I don’t think the American censors would tolerate too much skin being shown even in the nineties. So, if you like weird sci-fi plotlines featuring lovely women, this is the clip you need to see.
Black beauty mouth filled with big dick
Forget an Orion slave girl, move over Shatner-Nichols shippers, and Enterprise fans eat your hearts out. This phenomenal Star Trek parody goes boldly where no sexy, Roddenberry-inspired spoof goes where no other one has gone before.
Men in black: A hardcore parody
I’ve written about this babe in at least three blogs in the past year or so – but this movie was too good not to write about. And besides, why not give more shine to a tasty MILF who’s earned her spot as one of the hottest performers in the business.
Her amorous talents are on full display here and might be an example of her finest work. I’ll leave it for you to decide but let me know how this stacks up compared to Summer’s other work.
This ain’t Fallout
Get yourself ready for more than seventy-six minutes of sexy goodness. Dahlia Sky, Kleio Valentine, Ana Foxxx, and several other porn superstars are apart of this spectacular parody. The effects are decent, the costuming ain’t bad, and the fucking is even better. And don’t worry, those of you who are familiar with the franchise won’t have to stress out about seeing any giant cockroaches. There are plenty of gals taking giant cocks, though.
Terminator: A XXX parody
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if the T-800 was tasked with fucking Sarah Connor instead of killing her? Well, wonder no further because that is exactly the idea which VR Cosplay X made a porno out of.
You can find the entire version in a virtual reality format. But for those you who don’t have the money or equipment, this clip is an excellent selection of the scene. Come watch this awesome clip if you want to cum.
Star Trek: TNG XXX
So often in sci-fi, we never get complete visual confirmation that two characters are banging. When it comes to Star Trek: The Next Generation, we pretty much did when it came to Riker and Trio, but I wish that they were more explicit about it.
If you feel the same way, this two-hour humpfest shows precisely what that pairing would have looked like, along with hookups between other characters in the TNG universe. Seriously, if you are a fan of that show, you’ll be impressed by the level of research the writers of this film did.
Superhero parody where Black Widow fucks Captain America
I don’t know about you, but I was damn sure that Black Widow and Captain America were going to bang in Winter Soldier. Sadly, that never happened, and since Marvel is owned by Disney, I doubt we’ll ever get to see much of Scarlett Johansen’s lovely body stark nude.
This video is a nice consolation, though, especially since the scene is far more explicit than anything you are going to see in a movie theater.
Sexy bride ghost Veronica Avluv looking for a little wedding night bukkake
Do you like Ghostbusters? Got a thing for interracial sex scenes? How about gangbangs? Have you got a taste for both? Well, I have good news for you then. Veronica Avluv services four guys like the professional that she is.
Mass Effect porn parody
As you nerdy guys know, you can romance and fuck Liara in all installments of the Mass Effect trilogy. But if that’s not enough for you, this sex scene is beyond awesome. A parody of Liara T’Soni and male Shepard get it on in every way imaginable, and unlike the game, this isn’t some soft kissy camp fest. Instead, you get to see some super hard, unsheathed pounding.
Keeping with the Mass Effect meme, this video can be summed as “We’ll bang, okay.”
Edward Penishands
To be honest, you weren’t expecting this list to end with a title like this. And what can I say? Just like a perpetually horny hooker, I love to surprise and live to please. The title gives away the gimmick, and I’ve got to say it’s one I’ve never heard of, and that’s saying a lot.
Honestly, the video quality isn’t the best, but that gives this video a sort of neat vintage quality. And to make it even better, this isn’t a clip; it’s well over an hour long.
PornDude’s final words
Of course, this special niche of marvelous silver screen-inspired smut. There are far more genres of movie porn, including spoofs and original productions. There are other review sites out there, or you could waste your time looking around the net for more high-end porn.
But you already know that you can get the best overviews of premium porn and breakdowns of the perfect parodies through me. If you like those posts, this one and my other work, do what you can and share it with everyone you know through your preferred world wide web sharing channels. Or all of your girls who have a wild side, I also accept random nudie pics and video clips.
Don’t worry; they’ll just stay with me. 😉
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In any event, I’m excited to see how you respond!
