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Struggling to keep it going longer than a quickie? Don’t fret, buddy! You’ve come to the right place. If your stamina in the sack is more like a mayfly’s lifespan, it’s high time you soaked in some sage advice from yours truly, ThePornDude. I’ve spent countless hours mastering the down and dirty, and now it’s your turn to benefit from my wisdom. Believe me, we’ve all faced the same hurdle at some point. Don’t let the testosterone-fueled jokers fool you – no one’s born a pro at this. So, if you’re ready for a crash course on lasting longer in bed, saddle up!View Post
Ever dreamt of making porn-watching a part of your relationship without things getting awkward as hell? Believe it or not, it can be a treasure chest of benefits – spicing things up, enhancing communication, and intensifying your sexual connection. Not quite rocket science, right? We’ve all been there – sneaking peaks at saucy scenes when alone. The issue? Solo porn-watching can dig a weird gap in your relationship, akin to holding a private party, and keeping your partner in the dark.View Post
Feeling like your mojo is MIA during those steamy bedroom sessions? Well, it’s not the end of the world! Trust me, just like everyone else, I’ve had those days too. You’re not alone, my friend! But here’s the good news – the key to reigniting that lustful fire might be hiding right in your kitchen! And no, I’m not talking about that tub of Ben & Jerry’s. Aphrodisiac foods, with proven potential to crank up your sexual desire, are what we’re discussing here. Despite some skepticism, these natural libido boosters are not just old wives’ tales!View Post
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Stuck in the porn equivalent of writer’s block? It happens to the best of us. Torn between the classics and the unknown, it’s easy to end up paralyzed by the overflow of on-screen titillation. But don’t worry, no more feeling lost amidst an ocean of steamy scenes and performers. I’ve been there, done it all, and I’m here to share the fruits of my extensive research. I’ve compiled the top 10 role-play porn ideas that are guaranteed to reignite your passion!View Post
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