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If you have a penis that gets hard, a few minutes to spare, a shred of curiosity, and to some extent a perverted mind, then you must have tried to put your head between your legs and go as close as you can to that little thing dangling between your legs at some point in your life. Or at least you’ve thought about it. You don’t even have to admit; I’m not a fucking priest. There is no need to be ashamed. After all, man has been trying to get that meat stick in his mouth since the beginning of time. As you may have found out during your nasty little adventure, it is anything but straightforward.
There is always that one or two inches keeping that little thing of yours from your sweet lips. However, there are guys out here who actually manage to bridge that abyss. Oh, and they are not aliens with foot long dongs; they are normal people, only considerably more gifted in the art of self-pleasure.
So, what is the best way to go about fellating your little fella? You might find the following tips absolutely useful.
You have to be lean
This one goes without saying. You can’t expect to reach your cock if you have a protruding belly in the way. Most of the guys who manage to pull it off are lean. Needless to say, you will have to have a slightly larger than average dick. Look away guys with small dicks.
Stretch
The importance of stretching cannot be understated in this twisted exercise. You need to especially stretch your neck, torso, and basically anything above your shoulders. Don’t wait until the day of your big try. Spend at least a week earlier seeing just how far you can go. Putting your dick in your mouth is a tough task already and without enough loosening up, you have no chance. Remember your neck and back areas receive the most stress so be careful not to strain too much.
Get hard
If you can do it with a soft dick, come get your reward. As if getting to suck your own dick is not enough of a reward already. Anyway, you will have to be erect to have any chance. Do whatever you have to do to achieve maximum rigidity. You may try a cock ring.
Now pick a position
There are several ways to do it:
Lie on your side and pull your legs to where you can grab them with your arms. From that point, move your dick closer to your mouth by sticking your head between your legs and pulling your legs up. This is where your long dick will come in handy. If you are still working on your flexibility, you might be able to lick your tip.
Alternatively, you can lie on your back with your heels in the air and bring your cock on your mouth. You will have to be flexible to pull it off. Try doing it on the floor or another hard surface. A pillow under your head will give you that extra lift.
You can also do it from the seated position, preferably the edge of a chair, couch, or bed. Sit on the edge and lower your head down your cock. This can be achieved by grabbing the edge of whatever you are sitting on and pulling down. This is especially suitable for beginners.
It’s challenging
Make no mistake; this is not an easy feat to pull off. It might take you months of practice and still not get it right. Sucking your cock is like sucking your elbow. Not impossible, but few are able to pull it off. You can be flexible with time and practice, but you can’t make your dick longer, at least not naturally. If you can to within an inch or two of your cock, then I’m pretty sure you can do it with some practice. If you got nowhere near, don’t fret. You are just one in millions of others who can’t do it. This is why self-sucking is such an envied skill among both gay and straight men.
Get some help
You could use the help of your girlfriend or whoever you please to push you gently towards the finishing line. Just don’t seek help from your mother. And if you are asking why on earth you would suck your own dick if there was someone to do it for you, maybe you should look for an article about how to watch paint dry.
Be ready
If you managed to pull it off, congratulations. There is only one last thing you should be prepared for; cumming in your own mouth. Gays will certainly have no problem with that, but a straight guy might find it a new experience. There might be some gagging involved so get fucking ready.
Finally
You may now start stretching and giving it a whirl. My advice? Have a number of trusted confidants ready in case things go south. Trust me; you don’t want to call an ambulance full of EMTs who will have a laugh at your expense. Should that prove too tough for you, read about other ways to masturbate.
