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I’m sure that many of you have heard of it, some of you have played it, but I’ll bet most of you don’t know about a spin of it. The game I’m referring to Minecraft – one of the video game sensations of the 21st century. Initially released by Mojang in 2011, this blockbuster video game is considered to be the best-selling video game of all time, rather than just be limited to be of interest to autistic nerds. Of course, as these things go, whenever anything is popular (and sometimes even if it isn’t), there is bound to be a porn parody of it.
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So, yes, there is are porn parodies of Minecraft and quite a lot of it, actually. Not only that, but there are some interesting variations on this form of porn as well. If you’re still interested – and even if you’re not – then keep on going through this post. I am certain that you will be interested in what you read.
The history of this “hot” form of erotica is quite interesting
Okay, I’m not going to lie, but this sort of porn is not exactly my thing. Not saying that I have anything against it – after all, have you seen the other shit I comment on (?) – but I’ve got to say that this is among the weirdest kinds of kink I’ve yet seen.
(My regular readers will know that is saying a lot.)
Anyway, some teenagers play video games a lot. Others go out and try to hit on girls or guys. There are those scary types who shoot small animals for sport. Then you’ve got the ones who go through and create fantastic things online.
Neils Aasted is one of the latter types who is the one who happened to pioneer the phenomenon of Minecraft fuck fests. Apparently, his idea of eroticizing blocky characters took off. To be honest, that’s really what this sort of porn is all about.
Amazingly, his parents were surprisingly supportive, at least sort of.
Then there is the spinoff of a spinoff
Along with computer-generated characters based on the Minecraft aesthetic going at it, there is a related genre of porn connected to this brand. There are, as it turns out, plenty of other people who like Minecraft, are in relationships and are exhibitionists. Consequently, there is a fine amount of porn that shows off couples who are super into Minecraft and don’t mind showing their interests and sex life off to the entire interwebs.
Here is where you can find this sort of smut
As I’m sure, you would think by now that this sort of smut is all over the internet. While you could go all over the place hunting around the net or simply type in ‘Minecraft porn,’ there are some specific recommendations that I can make. To keep you all informed so you know where to go, there are a few websites that I would suggest you check out.
xVideos
Video count: 322
There aren’t as many videos on this site compared to others that I recommend, but if pixelated, blocky characters humping up on each other, then this is a decent resource to look into. What is represented is certainly ‘interesting’ to look at, even if only out of curiosity.
Just keep in mind that there are a decent number of ads crawling around this site. If I were you, I’d suggest looking up an adblocking software. Better yet, look up my write-up on where you can find the best ad-blocking software that I encourage you all to look at.
Thumbzilla
Video count: 658
This can be a decent website to find Minecraft porn, though the search results’ relevance will be all over the place. That said, some decent Minecraft-styled videos often feature people gaming and fucking on camera. It’s not the greatest resource for porn like this, but it’s not a bad place to start.
Check it out and make up your own mind.
One thing to be aware of is that this platform has a ton of pirated content from other websites. With that put out there, be aware of all of that before watching.
PornHub
Video count: 658
Going back to 2016, PornHub has been reporting that this form of porn has been getting popular and it seems to me this trend on this tube has not stopped since. Indeed, it seems to me that this tube was probably the one that set off the Minecraft porn revolution back in the day.
There is a fine number of videos that are a mix of CGI ‘true’ Minecraft porn as well as depictions of amateur models cosplaying as characters along with singles and couples getting sexual on camera for the delight of the viewer.
As always, PornHub never fails to deliver and when it comes to Minecraft porn, this one is no exception.
XNXX
Video count: 950
This may be the treasure trove when it comes to locating free Minecraft porn. The video count is impressive, and if you ask me, the quality of said videos is quite good. Not only are there nearly a thousand uploads when it comes to the straight version of XNXX, but there are also an additional 83 and 185 videos in the trans and gay versions, respectively.
The one thing you might be disappointed by are the number of irrelevant searches, which are parodies of other franchises like Big Hero Six, yiffing, and original hentai. However, that isn’t too common when you search ‘Minecraft’ on this site per page.
Overall, I give this website a strong recommendation if this sort of stuff is your kink.
TNAFlix
Video count: 254
Well, am I not generous for giving you an additional suggestion? Sure there aren’t too many videos, and I am sure that there are an unfortunate amount of copypasta porn. However, there should be a nice additional number of Minecraft porn which I’m sure that you are not going to see on the other websites that I have pointed you all towards.
Take a peek and let me know what you think of the exceptionally creative uploads. Despite not being a fan, I found them to be quite fascinating.
ThePornDude’s final words about Minecraft porn
Well, what do you all think? Do you think this might be a new form of porn that you might take a shot at shooting your load to? Or maybe it might be something you’ll at least look at? Whatever your response, I’d say give this sort of smut a look, if only out of curiosity.
After all, I did, so you should give it a look.
If you are into any sort of porn involving video games, then look up my collection of essays on the immense number of hentai and other XXX games out on the web. For the rest of you who are into more conventional, sexy games, I’ve got an epic blog post for you to check out.
Believe me, you’ll have a great time enjoying all of the many fun bedroom activities that I have written about. More stuff is headed down the pipe, of course, which I’m certain will knock your socks off.
Anyway, have a good one until the next one goes up.
