Everyone thinks about sex at least a few times a day, right?If you’re a straight guy, I probably crosses your mind on an hourly basis at the very least. From what I’ve been told, women think about bumping uglies nearly as much. I’m sure we all have memories of thinking about sex a couple of times a minute, and gay dudes ponder a good pounding more often than that.
Too bad it is that the education system all over the world, not to mention repressed cultures, have spread all sorts of misinformation about sex and sexuality.
Good thing that, in addition to knowing the ins and outs of the porn business, me being the sex connoisseur that I am specialized in topics related to that. Even if you think you’ve never fallen for the bullshit out there, think again.
There is a lot of propaganda and even more myths than you might think. Let’s get into it then…
Sexual diseases only affect poor people
Just like a five-dollar hooker, infections don’t discriminate.
It does not matter whether you have Bill Gates money or are living like JK Rowling before she started writing about wizards. No one is especially resistant to catching a venereal illness.
Hell, that’s true even for some pornstars, and they are the sex professionals.
Getting tested is always a good start, but as they say, prevention is the best medicine. So stay safe when you’re getting your freak on and sheath up.
To do that and have the best time, look up my epic post on [my official condom suggestions.] While you’re at it, look up [my preferred lubes,] too, to double your pleasure.
You get immunity against an STD once you catch it
This is wrong on so many levels it’s ridiculous.
I know, Trump made it cool to claim to have been cured of a deadly illness and then claim immunity. However, just because you are exposed to a virus and think you have anti-bodies doesn’t make it so.
Further, not every STD is a viral one (those which are you definitely want to avoid) and come in all sorts of nasty varieties, including bacterial, protistan, and invertebrate.
*Yikes!*
That means that if you get the clap even after treatment, there is no guarantee that you can’t get it again. Same with drippers, burners, crabs, and almost everything else.
The only two (sort of) exceptions to this. Hepatitis A is something easy to recover from and technically can’t get twice, but it sticks with you for life. Another love bug that you can either be vaccinated against or develop an immunity to is hepatitis B.
But again, these are the extreme exceptions to the rule.
Having sex just once will get you/her pregnant
This is a scare tactic often used by the sexually repressed (or maybe jealous) to scare younger people into staying celibate. As you can see from much of the rest of this post and my other work, I’m not one to say people should risk being irresponsible.
Of course, you all know from my collective body of work that I am hardly one to shun free love. So to avoid the first and indulge in the second, you should always be aware of who you fuck and at what time. This is particularly true when it comes to the penis in vagina sex, which isn’t guaranteed to lead to pregnancy depending on when it happens.
Since the female body is designed to get pregnant during the limited timeframe when she’s ovulating, further, since the female reproductive tract is acidic enough to be caustic to sperm, that does lower the chances of pregnancy occurring the first time around, so no, a woman isn’t likely to get pregnant the first time, though you shouldn’t take the chance and not use protection.
Speaking of pregnancy, I do know that there are some people who are into that. If that applies to you, then look up my rankings of the finest videos featuring third-trimester ladies.
Washing the V-hole immediately after sex can prevent pregnancy
During front hole sex, semen is squirted deep into the vagina, if not the lower uterus. And as soon as those little bastards are released from your sack, they start swimming away. For this reason, trying to douche a little or a lot ain’t going to make a lick of difference to prevent an egg from being fertilized.
The only way that a good wash will keep the stork away is if cum is on the outside of the body. If around or near the v-hole, a money-shot has a good chance of leaking in their and nine-months later, you-know-what is coming.
Another thing to remember is that even pre-cum can contain just enough swimmers to be a potential risk. That being another reason to wrap it up before putting it in.
Double bagging it doubles your chances of preventing pregnancy
Contrary to what you were told growing up, putting on another condom isn’t going to keep you safe, nor is it twice as effective at preventing pregnancy either. In fact, using a couple of Jimmy caps instead of the recommended one might increase your chances of something bad happening.
Even though most varieties of condoms are packed with lube, when two rubs up against each other, one or both could tear. Not only does this expose you to a series of long-term consequences, but in the heat of the moment, you might wreck yourself or your partner with all of the loose latex abrading against your parts.
If you want my advice, check out my post on the most effective forms of birth control. Condoms are great and all, but it’s always nice to have a surefire back up.
Ejaculating regularly is bad for your health
I’m sure that anyone who reads this blog never (or at least doesn’t now) buy into all of the absurd crap surrounding the “link” between whacking one out solo-style and going blind or becoming hysterical.
Still, some people seem to believe that masturbating has some sort of unforeseen negative consequence or something like that. Not only is that a bunch or horse, but it’s kind of impossible to ejaculate too often.
Worst case scenario is that you’ll wank so much in a single sitting you’ll start shooting blanks, which is usually a good sign it’s about time to take a break and do something else. Furthermore, there are scientific studies which show that getting off reduces agitation and for men can lower the chances of prostate cancer arising.
With respect to stress relief, the same applies for female masturbation and squirting as well. Why just look at these ladies squirting all over the place. Not only do they seem to be fine, they look to me like they’re rather enjoying themselves.
Just like video games, porn rots the brain
If only I got stock for every time I heard some variation on that bullshit, I’d be richer than Grover Norquist.
This myth has been perpetuated by everyone from the religious fundies to the radical feminists and even some academics. It makes sense to me that the crazies would keep peddling this garbage, but I’m pissed off at the people with education who know better.
If you look up the writings of psychologists and other researchers like Dr. Neil Malamuth, who acknowledge that there are some degenerates out there who spend way too much time looking at smut (and that’s coming from me) and act out in an anti-social manner.
However, those same experts say that those account for a tiny fraction of the total population. In fact, there are psych professionals who specialize in marriage and sex counseling like Dr. Darrel Ray, who question is porn additions even is a real thing.
Further, most people can enjoy erotic entertainment and make it a boon to their love lives. I know that applies to me, and I imagine all of you.
So go on, enjoy life and watch some porn.
PornDude’s final words
As always, I feel the need to promote my own posts, and why not? I put more work into it than the total amount of time Dolly Parton has putting her makeup on.
If you are looking for awesome porn recommendations, I’ve got them all on my main site, starting with my posts on premium porn studios. I’m pretty much finished with that project, but I promise you plenty more new blogs are going to be coming as they always have been.
Until then, give some of my best, archived posts a look up some of my best work from a while ago. For instance, I’ve written on everything from where to get the best ad blocking software, ranked smut search engines, and posted lengthy interviews with pornstars, and far more.
Lastly, if you appreciate what I do – which I’m certain that applies to all of you – make this post become the digital equivalent of coronavirus. Spread this post all over the place like crazy, so everyone gets to see the good work I’m doing, learning something new, and get connected to sexy content every damn day.
Thanks all of you.
