It’s pretty obvious that comic book movies are more popular than ever. Too bad it is that theaters are shutting down in parts of the world, and mainstream entertainment production is being slowed down to “stop the spread.”
By the way, if you want to laugh, rage, and cry at stupid shit all at the same time, you should see what some governments are recommending how to have sex prevent the spread of coronavirus.
But first, I’ve got an epic list of erotic superhero-themed movies to hold you over.
Justice League XXX
Are you one of those who grew up watching the ’70s Superfriends series? If so, you are going to love this deliberate knockoff, which is just as goofy as the original, only with more, ya know, tits. Hilariously, the intro is animated and pays homage to the original.
And in a fun change of pace, as soon as the lengthy cartoon beginning is over, we see Catwoman blowing Batman and the Boy Wonder. That’s only the first few minutes out of more than two hours of smut. There are far more heroes fucking hot villainesses to be seen.
X-men XXX
From DC to Marvel, this more recent raunchy adventure features an acting performance that is so cheesy, but the performers do a great job at committing to it. What’s even better is the threesome between Magneto, Rogue, and Emma Frost. The thing I found especially funny and fap-worthy is that the characters whip their tits and junk out but manage to keep the rest of their costumes on.
Powergirl creampie hardcore fuck Superman parody
It’s rare for me to see POV gonzo porn, which is a parody. If that’s your thing, though, you are in luck. As you can probably tell from the title, it’s an awesome experience to see, but there’s another nice perk. Comicbook fans will pick up on this, but the gal they got to play Powergirl looks exactly like the comic version – including her supersized bust!
My only complaint is that I don’t think you can find this movie in a virtual reality format. Oh, well, it’s still pretty fucking hot nonetheless.
Star Wars Underworld XXX
As far as porn parodies go, this one’s makeup jobs are excellent. Some of the girls really look like some of the aliens from Star Wars and can somehow go on for a rough pounding without their makeup running. What’s even more impressive is Alessa’s extreme flexibility as she’s twisted around and contorted all sexy like
Jessica Drake and Tommy Gunn in Deadpool XXX
If you’re not a fan of drag, I think you will be after this. Jessica Drake does a gender-bending version of Deadpool, minus the gross scars underneath the costume. Unsurprisingly, she does an amazing job getting down and dirty on camera. Impressively, this movie also manages to incorporate the off-color humor which the Deadpool franchise is famous for.
Dark Knight parody
Get ready for an epochal erotic movie, the likes of which you have most likely never seen. This movie runs an astounding three hours and forty minutes (!) and does not fail to disappoint. There is absurdly silly dialogue, loads of lovely nudity, and scores of hot babes.
In fact, some of the talent your get to see include Isis Love, Krissy Lynn, Madelyn Marie, and Anna Lovato. Just so you know, if you can’t get enough of beautiful women, you might be interested in who I think the hottest pornstars are – have fun reading
Captain Marvel fucked by two Skrulls
Brought to you by Wicked Pictures, this comic parody has some surprisingly well-done set pieces and special effects. Further, Kenzie Taylor does a decent job committing to her performance both when it comes to the acting and the arousing action. I give it two thumbs and one dick up. Well done
Spider-Man: XXX parody with sexy teen Gina Gerson
There isn’t too much to say about this tasty trailer other than the fact that Gina Gerson is in good form and showing off her sexual skills. Keep in mind, this is only a free preview. You can get the entire virtual reality experience on VRBangers.com, which I think might be worth it.
Batman XXX
Holy cum shot, Batman! This 60s inspired parody is every bit funny as it is fap-to-able. And as an added twist, there is a little hint of romance in the performance. Robin and Batgirl get it on, and on like other actors on this list, problem stripping off most of their costumes. Funnily enough, as if it were made in 2020, their masks stay on the whole time.
Suicide Squad XXX
This one is pretty simple but has some subtly to it: Joker and Batman tag team Harley Quinn. The lighting is a little bit deliberately dark, but that helps set the scene and put you in the mood.
The characters stay entirely in costume, so it kind of has the artistic feel of being with a tranny girl for the first time. It’s not at all bad, just a little different. By the way, here is my suggestion for the new Axel Braun parody: Transgenders: Men in Disguise – A XXX Parody Porn Cumming soon
Drax punishes Nebula for being a naughty girl – Guardians of the Galaxy
I bet this is a pairing you didn’t think you’d see on this list. But don’t let the lack of anticipation put you off enjoying this movie. Sophia Locke and Shane Diesel do a great job, although some of the makeup is a little distracting. Then again, if you’re into hentai featuring aliens, this will be right up your alley.
Wonder Woman hardcore anal fucked
Without a doubt, Romi Rain is probably the perfect woman to portray Gal Galdot as Wonder Woman. Her acting is decent, and she’s got that ‘it’ thing, which makes up for the shitty dialogue. The fight choreography is cheesy, but that’s kind of the point. Of course, what really helps this scene is the fact that Romi’s bust is even bigger than most pornstars.
Superman X
Okay, first spoiler alert: there is a lot of stiff acting. Second spoiler: you will have no problem staying still through this one hour and a forty-minute feast for the eyes. Third spoiler: fans of the Superman franchise are in for some fun fan service. I won’t give away too much more than that, but trust me, this is one you gotta see to really appreciate the full feel.
X-Men XXX: Magneto Fucking Psylocke
The Master of Magnetism meets a sexy assassin decked out in leather and has his biggest challenge yet: try to fuck her for as long as he can without busting immediately. Given how alluring Psylocke’s striptease is in the beginning,
I’d say some of you might have trouble getting past the first few minutes without creaming it up. To quote the late, great Stan ‘The Man” Lee, “best of look, true believers!”
ThePornDude’s final words
If you want even more erotic media with a comic book theme, I’ve got a list of websites for you to check out. Even if you’re not into that sort of thing, I’m sure you know someone who is, so share the love…or perhaps I should say lust.
For the rest of you, I know everyone likes to laugh, so maybe you might enjoy seeing a series of parodies in other genres, erotic websites which all about the lulz, or free videos which are much the same.
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