It’s sometimes hard for me to believe how big hentai has gotten over the years. The older weaboos reading this might remember the days of hoarding every bootleg Ranma nude they could find, the material still scarce on a newly blossomed Internet. We’ve had generations since raised on Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball, and Naruto, ultimately leading to the dozens of hentai and doujinshi sites I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude. The genre has truly exploded, flooding the web with animations and illustrations exploring the most twisted, depraved fetishes and sex acts. Despite this surge in content, there’s still one place hentai hasn’t really gone: real life.
It was really just a matter of time until some enterprising deviates brought porn anime into the world of live action porn videos. Maybe the big surprise is that it took this long. I first reviewed Hentaied at the beginning of the year, popping my own cherry into the world of live-action hentai, and the site has continued to grow in both popularity and library size. Hentaied.com was the first and still the only premium site putting out content that bridges the gap between traditional video pornography and the otherworldly freakiness of hentai. Maybe it’s just the Viagra I popped before having calamari for lunch, but it felt like a good time to revisit their den of horny girls and tentacles.
What’s so special about Hentai?
Before I get too deep into this, I figure we should start off with some of the basics. Obviously, you fourteenth-level otaku neckbeards know your shit already, so feel free to skip this section instead of blowing up my inbox about dumbing it down for noobs. The truth is, the genre is bigger than it’s ever been, but there are still a lot of folks out there that don’t get the appeal of hentai.
Part of the appeal is the art style. Porn comics ain’t a new phenomenon, but a lot more people grew up getting their first boners to big-eyed anime chicks with crazy hair and squeaky voices. It’s only natural that your average hentai library is chock-full of parodies of cartoons that were popular ten to twenty years ago, when the current crop of hentai creators was eating breakfast cereal to the originals.
Since Hentaied is a live action hentai site, they can only emulate the art style so much. There are some shared aesthetic values like colorful or dark palettes, but they don’t give the models giant eyes with CG or anything. Instead, they recreate a lot of the common scenarios and tropes people expect from hentai. There are schoolgirls and sailor suits, brightly colored wigs, and copious amounts of sticky fluids splattered all over the fucking place. The silicone-enhanced bimbos of the VHS era were notorious for cheesy fake sex faces, but the babes of Hentaied often sport the over-the-top ahegao expressions of hentai, complete with crossed eyes and drooly gaping mouths.
Oh, and naturally, there are aliens, too. Part of the eternal appeal of hentai, in general, is that it’s able to go places that have largely been viewed as impossible or at least impractical when it comes to video porn. Your typical porno shoot doesn’t have a special effects budget, taking those sci-fi scenarios off the table. Until now, fans have largely opted to draw their own doujinshi full of sexy clones, big-dicked futanari sluts, cumflation, interspecies breeding and full-on tentacle rape.
Wait… what kind of breeding?
Alright, now let’s get to the meat of this weird porn sandwich. Usually, I toss around the term “meat” to talk loosely about all the loose women on any particular porn site, but the term takes on a somewhat different connotation at Hentaied. Half of these broads are interacting with some kind of monster or alien, getting violated in different holes and even becoming an incubator for a baby of another fiendish species.
Tentacle porn is a staple of hentai, going back literally hundreds of years. No shit, one of the first known depictions of a lady getting it on with a cephalopod is a woodcut from 1814 by Hokusai, whose Great Wave Off Kanagawa is a wall-art staple of stoners, therapists and weaboos alike. Tentacles are often the first thing a person thinks of when they hear the word “hentai,” and Hentaied runs hard with the tentacle porn theme. Nearly half of their movies feature tentacles poking, prodding and impregnating these babes.
Yes, I said they’re impregnating them. What? Did you think they were just malicious or in it for the fun? A lot of these monsters are just looking for a suitable vehicle to host their eldritch horror offspring. That’s why they’re dropping so many creampies, though the bukkake may be happening in confusion, likewise with the ass-to-mouth penetration. You know, maybe some of those species are used to knocking up their own kind by busting loads in their mouths, so I understand that interspecies bewilderment.
Hentaied has even got a half dozen flicks filed under Oviposition, which is some of the most deep-niche fetish content I’ve seen on a paysite with production values this high. I mean, I’ve seen some really freaky shit as a full-time porn reviewer, but with deeper fetishes, you usually have to settle for fugly Craigslist chicks willing to fart on a cake in a motel for twenty bucks or a small crack rock. Hentaied hires legit pornstars to get alien eggs planted inside them in realistic scenes shot from multiple angles with pro lighting and believable monster appendages.
When I first reviewed Hentaied, they didn’t yet have a futanari section. That was kind of a surprise given the consistent popularity of dick girls on any random hentai site I review. Hentaied finally put out their first futa movie, and I’m honestly surprised by the approach they took. I figured they’d just cast a tranny for the role, but they hired redheaded cutie Lottie Magne. She pops a pill that makes a ding-dong grow where her hoo-ha used to be. Through the magic of camera trickery, she jerks off her new boner and blows spunk all over her own pretty face.
Banging out the bukkake scenes and alien impregnations
I’ll be honest, when I first saw Hentai, I wondered how long they’d last. The porno was impressive, with sexy girls, anime situations and pretty fucking strong production values. At the end of the day, though, this is a niche that hasn’t really been tested yet. My immediate worry was that they’d fizzle out, their aspirations dashed by low membership numbers. The content clearly costs a few bucks to put together, so they need to be moving units if they’re going to stay in business.
I know it’s only been a few months, which ain’t much time at all in the grand scheme of things, let alone on the Internet. Still, I’m happy to see they’re still putting out fresh live-action hentai. In fact, they seem to have ramped up production since my original review. They were dropping a new release every week or so back then, but now it’s not uncommon to see flicks released within days of each other.
They’ve also managed to keep that high production quality throughout the whole run so far. One of my favorite scenes features the illustrious Valentina Nappi getting fucked in a dark room by a couple huge tentacle monsters. I’ve been a fan of hers for years, but we’re all used to seeing the Italian nymphomaniac getting stuffed with all kinds of human cock. In this one, she’s wrapped and restrained by tentacles, her mouth gagged with another while her pussy leaks cum and a strange black appendage tries to work its way in and out of her butthole.
Before it’s all over, Valentina is repeatedly penetrated in all holes and takes multiple creampies. Hentaied calls it a masterpiece, and I have to agree. If you’ve ever jerked off to tentacle hentai and wanted to see it play out in live action, it’s hard to imagine it being done better. You get to watch a super-hot, world famous pornstar getting her stomach inflated with so much monster cum that it pours out of her mouth and asshole, produced with enough depraved, sexy realism to fill up the slippery squid I’ve been masturbating with.
ThePornDude’s final words about Hentaied
Hentai is arguably an acquired taste, and so is Hentaied. It’s one of the porn sites where you can tell right away that it wasn’t made for just any ol’ random pervert, and I’m sure a lot of you would find it downright difficult to crank off to their tentacle rape scenes, egg-laying porno, dick-growing futanari videos or cumflation sequences. If you are the kind of pervert this is aimed at, though, there may not be a more fapworthy site on the Internet. Hentaied.com is enough of a freakshow that I’d recommend at least a look for the curious, while you hentai nerds may want to make sure you’ve got some sick days saved up for the inevitable marathon wank session.
