Hold on a minute, what is a porn parody? In layman’s terms, it is a porn version of a popular movie, TV series or whatever creation. The original version typically doesn’t have sex in it but the parody? Well, it is all about sex. For instance, there are porn parodies for the likes of The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers, where none of the characters appear, either intentionally or unintentionally, drawn in any way to suggest a sexual undertone.
In other instances, porn parodies are created based on a certain show/movie with attractive characters who have teased the audience to spark their imaginations. Imagine if the babe-licious characters in Pirates of the Caribbean were involved in an all-girl sex scene in the high seas. Who wouldn’t love that? Sometimes, porn parodies give us what Hollywood simply denied us. When it’s all said and done, people love seeing characters they know getting naked and dirty in front of a camera.
There are loads of XXX parodies out there. As a matter of fact, there are production companies solely dedicated to XXX parodies. It is therefore hard to differentiate the good from the bad. Luckily, I’m in a unique position to watch these dirty little masterpieces and talk about why they are particularly worth watching.
Without further ado, here are some of the best porn parodies of all time. Get ready for a dirty, parodic journey.
Pirates
There is a reason Pirates became an instant hit upon release. For starters, it featured a star-studded line-up including the likes of Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Teagan Presley and a huge fucking budget of $1million. To prove its legendary status, Pirates won 11 awards at the 2006 AVN Awards scooping the gongs for Best DVD, Best Director, Best Actress, Best Video Feature, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best High-Definition Production, and more. It compensated for the distinct lack of girl on girl scenes in the original Pirates of the Caribbean.
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
The amount of details put into this parody is commendable. For instance, Porno-George is so shockingly close to the real thing. This parody is based on the “Soup Nazi” episode of Seinfeld and features the likes of James Deen, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose among others. It shows a different side of Seinfeld, and you will be left wondering why we never got to see Jerry and Elaine fuck. The parody received 10 nominations at the 2009 AVN Awards.
Game of Bones
I’m pretty sure this movie went into production to maximize on the full punny title, Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming. It features renowned adult entertainers like James Deen, Tommy Pistol, and Fleshlight model Anikka Albrite as Daenerys Targaryen. OK, there is nothing precisely groundbreaking about adding sex to a production that was already about sex, but who didn’t have the itch to see the cast go all the way regarding hardcore penetration?
Titty Titty Gang Bang
The youngsters may not immediately know this, but this particular parody is based on the 1968 British musical comedy, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The makers of this parody didn’t have a hard time renaming the movie in a way that would elicit interest and arousal. Oh, and you guessed it right, there are lots of titties and gangbangs.
Roots
Few of you were born when Roots came out in 1975. However, it appears the parody has a lot more black men fucking Caucasian women than in the original. But that’s the kind of thing you would expect from Evasive Angles, who are a black parody production company. If you get off interracial porn, this one is for you.
Pretty Woman XXX
The original movie was about sex as well. It is about a woman who has sex for money after all. This parody actually features more thoughtful performances, which is what you would expect when the cast which includes the likes of Alexa Nicole, Jada Stevens, and Madison Ivy and arguably porn’s dirtiest fellow Otto Bauer. Add that to Dana DeArmond as the pretty woman, and it’s a complete recipe for sexual chaos.
Clerks XXX
As expected, this Vivid’s production takes place in a sex shop. We wouldn’t have it any other way. The parody does a good imitation of the original; fun characters, quick dialogues and the occasional socially conscious voice. But this is obviously a more hardcore version starring the likes of Allie Haze, Chastity Lynn, Jayden Lee, and Kelly Divine.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The supernatural makes the sex more fun, and Lexi Belle is a good replacement for Buffy. The best thing about this parody is everyone seems to be having a wonderful time while the original atmosphere is also perfectly replicated. The match-ups are also perfect and give you exactly what you would want regarding hardcore pairings for your favorite actors. Stars include Ash Hollywood, Amber Rayne, and Briney Amber among others.
Cinderella XXX
Cinderella parody appears like a serious attempt to portray a dirtier version of the fairytale. It may not be real drama, but it aspires and trust me, that counts for a lot in porn. Veronica Avluv puts in a solid job as the wicked stepmother while Penny Pax and Carter Cruise also do a good job as the evil stepsisters.
The Rocki Whore Picture Show
If there was a perfect movie to lend itself to a porn parody, this is it. Its cult status alone guarantees this porn parody an audience, majority of who are ready for porn after engaging in so much sex while celebrating the movie as teenagers. It features a list of capable performers including Rocco Reed and Jessica Drake and the orgy scene at the end absolutely nailed it. Solid jobs as well from Nicki Hunter, Annie Cruz, and Alektra Blue.
Finally
There are so many porn parodies to pick from, but I’ve presented the best from the bunch. If you are ready for some funny and sexy kind of explosion, I suggest you watch all of the above.
