With the holidays upon us, I have to ask, do you have anyone special in your life? I’m not necessarily talking about a girlfriend or a wife here; if you’ve seen my work at PornDudeCasting, you know just how enthusiastic I am about my own bachelor lifestyle. As men, though, we do have certain needs that pop up all the time–literally. I’m lucky enough to bang a pornstar every week, but believe me, the dating apps are just as much of a clusterfuck for this stud as they probably are for you. When these needs arise along with the tent in my pants, I’ve had to make do with anything from my hand, to a crusty old sock, to the vacuum cleaner that sent me straight to the ER. That’s why I couldn’t resist an opportunity to meet Freya, a curvy new sex doll from the masturbatory masterminds at Tantaly.
I’ve already written about the company a couple times here at ThePornDude. In case you missed my other writeups, I’ll sum them up for you: Tantaly is one of the leading makers of premium sex doll torsos, and I am a proud, very satisfied owner of their Daisy Pro model, one of the biggest and most realistic fake asses on the market. Freya continues that big ass theme but adds some more curves for you to grope, caress, and hang onto while you’re meeting those masculine needs we talked about. I just spent my first weekend with the gal, and since I can’t exactly talk about her in polite company, I couldn’t wait to tell my fellow pervs.
A Curvy Sex Doll Who Felt Realer by the Minute
If you’re a fan of thiccer women and you’ve been even moderately interested in realistic love dolls, you’ve probably noticed the slow but steady creep of BBW models onto the various online shops. I’m actually not sure if it’s a response to consumer demand or if it’s just become technologically easier to pull off bigger dolls, but I’m happy either way. Tantaly lists Freya among their BBW sex dolls, though she’s not the biggest of the bunch. Weighing in at just under 55 pounds and measuring about two feet “tall”, she’s smaller and shorter than 68-pound Monroe, but with the kind of proportions that’ll really appeal to the chubby chasers out there.
Freya arrived in the same kind of nondescript but oversized packaging as Daisy Pro, including the big, black, zippered storage case with Styrofoam fitted perfectly to her body. It’s inconspicuous enough, but I think context is everything. Put that box in your closet and it could be part of your drum kit, some workout gear, or remnants of a hobby you’ve since grown bored of. Beside the bed, though, and people are 100% going to assume it’s some kinky sex thing. “Did you see that huge case beside Uncle Paul’s bed? I bet it’s a sex swing or a fuck machine!”
Daisy Pro is mostly ass, so she greeted me like a beautiful rising moon. Likewise, Freya introduced herself with some of her greatest assets: I cracked her FedEx sarcophagus, and her tits were already jiggling as I lifted the Styrofoam cover. “Tantabosom is over 30% softer than ordinary gel breasts,” Tantaly writes on their website, “with a cloud-like touch.” No shit, my dudes, I think these are the most realistic sex-toy titties I’ve ever put my hands on. I love the difference in texture between the tatas and the rest of Freya’s hot bod, just like in real life.
There’s still something that feels just a little bit weird about unboxing a realistic sex doll, maybe a kind of uncanny valley effect. I knew this wasn’t a real chick, and she didn’t even have a head, but just looking at Freya was getting me aroused already. Picking her up out of the case and feeling her bulk against my body made her feel realer. Between the soft, flesh-like texture, the heft, and the flawless curves, Freya felt very much like a human babe in my arms. I loved the way my hands felt on the small of her back and beneath an ass cheek.
That effect was boosted further still when I gave Freya her initial, pre-humping bath. (I highly recommend picking up a girlier-smelling body wash than your usual all-in-one man dip for this.) There’s something very intimate about bathing somebody, and the doll is lifelike enough to stir up feelings of warmth alongside the increasingly turgid nature of my erection. I also felt like the wetness somehow added its own layer of realism, and all the spritzed TPE on the website told me I’m not alone in this assessment. I’m not ashamed to admit that Freya’s jugs were absolutely sparkling clean by the time we were done in the tub. Oh, and those nipples feel just as real in the mouth as they do against the fingertips.
From the Warehouse to My Home and into My Bed
After getting Freya cleaned up and into my bed, I ran into my first and only minor setback with the doll: her leg joints were initially very stiff. So stiff, in fact, that I consulted the skeleton diagram on the website just to make sure I wasn’t about to break something. I’d had my hands all over Freya for a good half hour by this point, and I genuinely assumed there was a whole-ass replica of a human skeleton inside. Turns out, it looks more like something you’d hang clothes on than flesh and boobs. I’m no engineer, but speaking as a horny consumer, they nailed the design. The joints are exactly where they should be, anatomically speaking, and they have loosened up since the first time I made her sit upright. Freya can even arch her back like a real woman!
Legs spread the way I wanted, it was time to take Freya’s synthetic virginity. I pumped her with some lube and stuck a USB heater in there for a few minutes, and following some advice I’d read online, cuddled with the doll to give her some of my body heat. When I finally stuck it to her, it felt so much like banging a real, beautiful woman.
As much as I love boning Daisy Pro, the extra bulk of Freya’s torso helps her body react more realistically to my thrusting. I’m not just talking about the jiggly boobies, either, though those are spectacular. I love how her ass lifts up off the bed when I’m going balls-deep, my hands wrapped around her thighs. It was easy to achieve this effect in both doggy and missionary positions.
Freya’s got plenty of glorious curves to put your hands on when you’re going at it in any position, so I found myself consistently eager to grab and squeeze and feel. Spoon position turned out to be a surprise favorite for me with this doll, because it left my hands freer to explore those curves. I’m honestly getting turned on just writing about it, which says a lot about the realism of Tantaly’s toys.
Cheaper Than Dating, and You’re Definitely Getting Laid
Ironically, Freya’s biggest drawback is also one of her greatest perks: she’s a bulky gal. She’s smaller and easier to handle than a full-sized doll with a head and complete set of limbs, but she is 55 pounds of a Jell-O-like substance shaped like a thick-ass mama wiggling in your arms. There is a certain technique to picking her up and moving her around, though I think it becomes self-evident as soon as you try. Her built-in fuck holes are a little more work to flush out than the swappable Tantaremoval vaginas of Daisy Pro, but a simple enough process with the right tools. If you don’t already have a toy cleaning kit, do yourself a favor and add Tantaly’s to your order. Otherwise, you might find yourself frantically Googling, “how to get cum out of a sex doll ASAP”.
At $739.99, Freya’s also a significant investment compared to your average off-brand fap sleeve from the stinky local sex shop. You don’t have to be a professional masturbator like myself to see the visible difference in quality, though, to say nothing of how it feels when you’re inside. Anyway, you can easily burn through that much just dating a woman for a month or two in almost any American city these days. Take care of Freya and she’ll be taking care of you for years to come.
I’m writing this just a few days before Tantaly’s big Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale, too, so check that out if you’re on time. They’re offering 20% off everything and free care kits with orders over $600. If you’ve been on the fence until now, it might be just the time to spoil yourself. I’m crazy about Freya, but they’ve got a wide variety of realistic love dolls in all fuckable shapes, sizes, and colors. So, what kind of women are you into?
