I have given sex toy suggestions before, like crazy kinks and freaky fetishes, which ya’ll might want to look into. But that was a couple of years ago. Plus, when I was going through the archives, I found it got my noggin going, “doesn’t it make sense to speak on where to practice these sorts of freakishness.” Then I thought, lots of people do such things in a designated room or spot in their pad filled with toys and other sex-enhancing items.
Not that I have such a dungeon in my place. >XD
You could make your own sex toys and tools, as I have written about before. But if you ask me, if you have the money, then why not get some proper adult toys? Here is my recommended list, which should appeal to every gender, couple type, and kinky interests for your sex dungeon.
Christian Gray has got nothing on me!
Buy buckle-able restraints
Now this one is for beginners.
Restraints come in all shapes, and from what I’ve seen, people typically start with love cuffs. Alternatives are ‘hospital’ restraints which I think adds to the kink factor because they are made of similar material to the type which is used to restrain crazy people. Models vary, with some being designed specifically to be bound together like handcuffs, and others might come with special extra equipment to be tied to bedposts or some other fixed piece of furniture.
Another recommendation I have to make is for foot spreader bars. For more vanilla folk, this tool is used for keeping the penetrated persons nicely and consistently spread, which makes the holes down below easier to pump into. For those who are kinkier, I find that this tool is handy for keeping a sub’s stance under control while tied upright since it’s harder for them to wriggle around.
Or I suppose you could just go full out and try mummification. No, I don’t mean wrapping someone in linen, Egyptian-style. I am talking about a sub being encased in a full-body latex suit.
Select a good sex swing
For me, this one is an absolute must. First, it puts the bottom’s vag (or ass) in a perfect penetrative position. Second, it is easier to pump away without furniture getting in the way. It’s easier to go hard while both parties are supported by the swing, so exhaustion is less of an issue. And then there is the visual; everything is exposed. Also, if you are into a threeway (or foursome), it is convenient since everyone can be involved all at the same time.
Pro tip: the aforementioned restraint bar pairs very well with this item.
If you are looking for a good series of swings to select from – and on this site, there are seven of them (!) – then look up Adam and Eve. It’s one of my favorites, so go look it up. Last I checked, they were running fantastic sales, so now would be a super good time to shop. But first, you are going to want to finish this article, of course.
Find a set of fetish rope
There is a certain aesthetic to using metal and leather restraints, and they are stupidly easy to use safely. Unless your “love cuffs” are actual police handcuffs with no cushion on them. But they are nowhere near as versatile as playing with several feet of rope. I honestly do not know how many ways there are to tie someone for a sex session, but my guess is it would be in the dozens.
And there are probably ties which some people have not even thought of, or at least published to the internet or in a book. So, if you have the creativity and know your knots, this can be a fantastic piece of equipment to add to your personal Den of Sin. To make things better, considering the material, they are damn cheap. If you want to spend next to nothing and have simple taste, about six feet of quality restraint rope may cost you less than five dollars. For rope that is about five times that long, you should be able to find retailers that sell it for less a cool twenty-five dollars.
Pro tip: only buy real fetish rope. They are made to be wrapped around and pulled around human skin. If you try to use any other variety, you seriously risk a nasty rug burn.
Get a book about BDSM knots
Alright, as great as bondage rope (and similar products) can be, it’s a little tricky to learn how to properly do, and if you are too reckless, it can even be dangerous. It is an option to hunt around online for somewhat competent resources like the bondage enthusiasts and similar folks who chat on certain subreddits.
But that can be a little tricky since not everyone is at the same skill level, and even those who do not explain things the best. If you cannot sign up for a class in your area (which can be hard to find), you can always buy a book. In addition to sensational sex toys, Amazon actually has a pretty good selection of such books, in my opinion.
Try playing with a pinwheel
No, I am not talking about the sort that spins in the wind. I am talking about the kind that is made of metal, jagged, and give a pain slut’s naked skin a good tease. Now, that’s not to say they *have* to induce a sharp sensation. It depends on how fast or slow you roll them and the size and spacing of the teeth, which makes them a great dungeon item to experiment with. They are also a terrific tool for exploring erogenous zones, which if you don’t know what those are, now you do.
Nipple cups can be very nice
Speaking of erogenous zones, let’s go over nipple cups.
This is another good toy for starters and can be applied to women and men, especially those who have super sensitive tits. If you are not familiar, all these are essentially adjustable suction cups that can be set to have a loose or extremely tight fit. These are great for a sex session warm-up, often used on someone being restrained, and, I guess, if you maneuver it just right while you are copulating.
Who knows. If you learn to love it enough and have exceptionally loose nipples, you might start lactating a little like these ladies.
And if you want to give your nipples a workout, consider getting nipple clamps that are linked together by a chain. This will add a little bit of heft and enhance the sensation. Plus, you have the option of adding additional weight to take things even further.
Collect dozens of clothes pins and have fun
I know some of you who are new to this might be wondering how this could possibly be fun to use. Well, the persistent pressure from having your skin pinched without causing injury can be a happening time for some people. If you need the proof, check out You Jizz, which features a fair bit of this fetish.
I just suggest using the old-fashioned wooden kind and not the plastic sort. I say this because some plastic clothes pins can have an exceptionally sharp edge, and when you are writhing around in a session, that can lead to the wrong kind of pain, possibly producing a little bit of blood.
Perhaps a penis pump might help
Alright, now I know that no one has a dick like mine, and that’s okay. We all can’t be sex gods or guys like these. But there is a way to, temporarily at least, squeeze half an inch or so out of your dick: a penis pump. Now it’s not going to be like as massive as Mandingo or anything, but they will increase the blood flow to your member, making it a lot harder and maybe a little bit longer. Hell, I would even recommend it to someone who is already hung like a horse.
I mean, hey, it’s better than getting on Viagra and cheaper (not to mention safer) than investing in penile enhancement surgery. And what better way to impress your significant other than by surprising them with the best version of your dick you can present?
Extend instead with a penis sleeve
Another option is to consider getting a rubber wrap around for your cock as well.
These things are secured by placing your erect stick inside of it and pulling your boys through another hole. Even if you go a little soft or entirely limp, you can still please your partner until your wood returns and feel pretty good while doing it. Of course, prices are going to vary, but from what I have seen, they cost about the same as a penis pump on most sex toy soliciting websites.
Cheaper versions do not cover the whole cock but are textured, like some condoms. Unlike condoms, though, they are made of rubber or soft plastic, so there is no need to worry about them breaking mid-coitus. But given the material, you still might want to lube up a lot!
A delightful dildo or two
I suppose you figured that this would be on this list, but it has to be. I have yet to meet a woman who does own at least one dildo and enjoys it almost as much as my dick. Of course, there are guys – gay, straight, and everything in-between – who don’t mind having a fake phallus jabbed up their ass.
Once again, if you are a newbie, you might want to start small no matter which hole is taking it. A similar toy that has a similar effect is butt plugs. While they usually aren’t as long, they are intended to really stretch and stimulate the hole instead of getting way up the poop shoot. And a nice thing about ordering plugs is that a lot of retailers sell them in sets that come in different sizes.
Plus, butt plugs are also called anal trainers to warm someone’s hole up – perfect if you are looking to buy thicker, longer dildos and similar vibrators. This is one of those toys that are ideal for women or adventurous guys who like having their p-spot tickled.
Find a pair of fisting gloves
Admittedly this is not something that I am not all that into, but I have written a hell of a lot about it. And I don’t judge people who are into having a fist full of fingers into their holes. And I have reviewed dozens of websites that focus just on this fetish.
If you have not tried it, check out these websites and consider it. But before you dive straight in, I would do a little extra research on how to warm yourself (or your partner) up. In addition to getting safety gloves because, well, ya know, it is highly recommended you get additional equipment like a sex swing for easy access.
Oh, and I cannot stress this enough, but lube the hell up. Though, you should probably get the specialty fisting lube rather than the standard product. Believe me, I have heard enough horror stories of people who went in dry and unfortunate accidents occurred.
Pick up a pocket pussy or a Fleshjack
This might seem a little basic, but hear me out. Sure this is something any guy can use on his own, but if you combine the right equipment like restraints, a blindfold, and then go to town on the bloke. If you think about it, it’d be great fun for everyone, particularly if you are good at dirty talk.
My recommended site to go to would be the official Fleshlight. These toys are molded after the hottest ladies in the sex business and have internal textures which can be customized for your “needs.” Speaking of ideal sex toys that will please anyone, let’s look at a classic that is perfect for any man.
Redden an ass up with a riding crop
I am sometimes amazed how many women I’ve had the pleasure of entertaining who inform me that they like to be spanked. Just check out some of the chicks I have copulated with on PornDude Casting. In fact, it’s so common that I sometimes start to suspect that they have daddy issues or something, but whatever.
Anyway, it’s usually with an open hand, but there is the occasionally naughty lady who insists we take it to the next level. The favorite ass (or feet) whipping implement is a riding crop and ain’t too expensive, either. On the low end, you’ll have to spend something like fifteen US dollars or less. Better models are about twice that on the high-end. Elite, specialty, and novelty models can be up to something like seventy-five dollars or so.
Other viable options include leather paddles and flogs, which have a price point about the same as a decent crop. If you have the endurance, get a proper BDSM whip. Just be sure to get the ones made for humans because an actual bullwhip will literally tear an ass up…unless you are into extremely bloody edgeplay. Yikes! 🙁
Candles and matches (or a small blowtorch)
To quote the authority who I trust the most, being myself, I describe fireplay the following way…
“Considered to be a form of edging, this kink typically involves the sub being tied down while the dom hovers a candle right above their skin. The idea is not to burn them but hold the heating element close enough to feel the intense heat of the flame. As an added bonus, they get to enjoy the feeling of their bodies being covered in wax.”
Another variation on this is using a small blowtorch, like a chef’s torch, and gliding them across the, say, the feet of the other person. For obvious reasons, this is something that is going to require a lot of trust between both people involved and a decent amount of training.
While playing with wax is pretty easy to play with safely (just don’t let the candle slip from your fingers), but with more advanced forms of fireplay, you might want to take a kink class. You might also want to consult experienced kinksters like those on the Extreme Board forum.
Now anyway, doesn’t that sound romantic? Just be sure not to get too carried away and burn down the house. XD
The variety of fuck machines is for the daring
Let’s end with something for advanced BDSM enthusiasts only.
There are a wide variety of these toys, including the many forms of electrostimulation toys. Those are not too intense relative to full-on fuck machines since they can be adjusted rather delicately, whereas the bigger devices can be a challenge – especially when someone else has the controls.
For beginners, I would start with Lovense both for solo and couple play. These vibrating orifice inserts are remote-controlled via wi-fi. Imagine what you can do with that! For mild players, I would go for some of the moderately priced items you can find on sites like Extreme Restraints. And for expert enthusiasts of fuck furniture and automated erotic equipment, recommended brands of mine include the hella expensive but satisfying products by Lovebotz.
Need to know where to find these fine items?
I already mentioned a few online retailers where you can get these items and did link to articles on how you can make your own. But to be thorough, I suppose I should discuss other spots on cyberspace where you can buy kinky shit of a sort.
If you want to get really kinky in private and public, and show your support for me, get some apparel from the official PornDude merch e-store. We take several forms of payment, and they are guaranteed to be secure. No matter where you are, we will ship to you, so give that site a look-see.
Was all of that hot enough for you?
Now then, gals and guys, once we have gone through all of that, remember to pick a safety word, take things slow, and if you are going to do any of this while swinging from a chandelier, attach yourselves to a safety tether. I highly recommend sending this to your fuck buddy or whoever you are screwing around with at this time.
And if you are already into the BDSM scene or just like your own vanilla sex room, try to get someone else into the scene and share this with someone you know. And if you like what you are reading enough, share this with your followers on Twitter and tag me when you do. In about a week or so, there is another amazing post coming.
Until then, have fun flogging.
