…answer: your favorite porn blogger on the web.
This has been a long time coming, but in addition to continuing and improving PornDude Castings, I have finally created the official PornDude Shop. As great as the many adult-specific e-commerce stores are that I have written about and generally been endorsed by me, it seemed about time that I create my own online retail platform.
And in my typical self-aggrandizing fashion, it seemed appropriate to announce this awesome new platform to all of you through my blog.
I am selling loads of branded product
Okay, the collection of products that I am promoting (so far) is varied and all of it is official PornDude merchandise. I assure you, you cannot find this anywhere else on the net.
Everything is reasonably priced as I think you will see, and relevant taxes are included in the presented price. Everything has been streamlined so you don’t have to worry about spending a bullshit amount of time, paying, and getting checked out.
Without any further ado, I’ll break down the items that I am selling as of the publication of this post…
Apparel
Not that you’ll always be wearing them long – because I sure as shit don’t in my movies – but I’ve got a fantastic amount of clothing that I am soliciting. I have half a dozen hoodies that feature different TPD graphics. There are just as many t-shirts as well, and as with the hoodies, they are unisex and come either in white or black. Moreover, they come in an amazing number of sizes from small to double XL, quadruple extra large when it comes to the t-shirts.
As I am recently kind of famous for doing, I am also selling PornDude socks, and if you are in the underwear market, you fellas can buy PornDude Casting boxer briefs.
Besides that, I’ve also got a pair of signature pillowcases for sale. They are funky; they are fun; they look fantastic. One is the official casting pillow as seen in my casting videos and the other is a double-sided one that features the PornDude fantasy island and the other features a cartoon version of my handsome mug.
Branded mugs & phone cases
Speaking of mugs, I am also selling a series of coffee mugs, too. If you’re a casual tea drinker then you might like the 11-ounce model, or if you chug coffee spiked with a healthy amount of Bailey’s like me after a long night of fucking then I suggest getting the 15-ounce mug.
They bear the famous caricatures of me and my (other) new website’s logo. Besides those, there are four phone casings two of which can be fitted for iPhones 7 and 7 plus through 12 models and the X series. The other two are compatible with the Samsung Galaxy S10 and more recent versions of that type of mobile phone.
In both cases, they can be ordered in multiple colors, though there are even more options for iPhones.
Dude stickers
Who says that people are too old for stickers, I don’t think so. There are nine stickers that you can collect for only five dollars in US dollars each. As the website describes them, they are…
“…printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.”
All you need to know is to make sure that they stick like semen in a horny high school student’s wank sock, just clean the surface just before applying.
Keep up with the best sellers page, too
While not even a couple of months old, there are already fan-favorite products right now. To give you a few examples, the official PornDude pillowcases seem to be popular, and everyone likes the apparel. Keep in mind, this is only the current collection of best sellers. I am certain that as time goes on, maybe even as soon as the post goes up, that there will be a shift in terms of what might be popular. So, check out this page early and often to see what is trending and everyone likes.
This is how I deal with shipping
I have noticed that a lot of online retailers, especially those who deal in adult-oriented products and brands, only deliver to local or nearby residents. However, I am not like most people – I aim to be excellent. For this reason, the site delivers to customers from all over the world, so no matter where you are located you can get decked out in official PornDude paraphernalia.
While we do collect some information, it is only to weed out spam, fraudulent orders, and make sure that me and my crew can ship your awesome products quickly and efficiently. But as to be expected, everything is safe and secure as you can see from the Privacy Policy page.
Along with that promise, I guarantee that you will enjoy whatever items you buy you will not like but love! However, if you feel the need to return something because it got damaged in transit, I will work to address the issue as is required by the laws of your part of the world.
If you change your mind, we’ll refund you as long as the item is returned properly and meet the criteria and we might also consider exchanges if you contact [email protected]. Again, though, I doubt that will ever happen.
Moving on, my team and I take a series of payments including the two big cards, Visa and MasterCard. Besides those, you can also use Amex or Apple Pay, and, of course, PayPal. Finally, if for whatever reason, you have any burning questions, fire off an email using this page and I will get back to you.
New stuff just might be coming soon
As I started with, the products that I have for sale right now are not going to be the only ones. I do not want to give away mega spoilers, but I do think that I will tease you a little bit to get you and your friends even more excited for what is to come.
The details are in the work, but since I am the biggest name in porn blogging and commentary, I have considered coming up with a line of site-specific PornDude Shop gift cards. Of course, it only seems appropriate but if by popular demand, there is a call for it, I might come out with a line of TPD lube or something similar.
You guys would be interested in that, do you think?
And what would a good lube be without a sex toy or two to go with it. But that is just some stuff that I have been rattling around my other head. If you think that sounds good, send me a message after you make your first set of purchases on the new website.
And if those ideas or something like it takes off, that’s only going to be the start.
Remember, current quantities are limited – BUY NOW
I need to stress this not just to build hype, but because it’s also true, I cannot be sure how much of any of the items described are going to last right now. This website may have only recently gone up, but we are already burning through product, so I would not hesitate if you are feeling indecisive. You know what they say about fence-sitters, right? If you don’t they get butthurt either literally or metaphorically.
ThePornDude’s final thoughts and feels and announcements
Anyway, by simply favoriting PornDude Casting and this blog to whatever browser you prefer, you can get immediate updates on what I am up to and what is coming to my epic erotic empire.
Naturally, you should also save the shop to your favorites as well so you can keep up with all of the new additions that might be arriving in the shop sooner than you think.
Besides info like that, there is going to be a flurry of exclusive interviews with pornstars who I have knocked boots with along with occasional porn video suggestions, erotic educational uploads, and other posts that are all about porn.
And a salacious salutations to you all.
