With the end of the year holidays coming up, people have even more time to relax, but less money to spend. So, to celebrate the winter festivities and the whole of 2020, I looked up all sorts of holiday-themed porn. There’s a movie for every major holiday from the world over and fetishes and ethnicities for all sorts of taste. You probably can find these on multiple pay-to-see sites, but why spend money when you don’t have to.
I have found preview clips and full-length videos from tubes, all of which are legit.
Happy whatever holiday you celebrate, and have even more fun fapping.
Chinese New Year | Fuck a sexy girl in Chinese New Year
We’re going to start with something that’s a little short, but I think a good way to set the pace. We see a fine oriental female getting plowed doggy style and from a point-of-view angle no less. There isn’t too much in terms of being heavy when it comes to holiday motifs. But as a fun, quicky fap film, this is an awesome clip to warm yourself up with.
Valentine’s Day | Valentine’s Day gift for daddy
Cynically referred to as Single’s Awareness Day, the big Western romantic holiday can be a bitch if you don’t have anyone to share it with. A fine way to kill during this time is to enjoy an erotic romp like this one. From the channel of Daisy Dabs, we get to see her put it all out there in terms of flashing, licking, riding, and doing a damn good dirty talk.
Mardis Gras | Mardis Gras daytime flashing
If there’s one thing I really hate about what coronavirus has done to my social life is ruined or canceled all of the fun of outdoor revelry at various festivities. One of my favorites is the technically religious holiday Mardi Gras.
If you’re in New Orleans, this holiday is pretty damn sinful, though, as it’s common for fine women to collect beads from passersby if they flash them. As you’ll see, you’re in for a bevy of boobs once this movie heats up.
Saint Patrick’s Day | St. Patty’s Day foursome
Does anyone else remember Girls Gone Wild? You know that series, the aughts, which showed off slutty sorority girls get naked in public and doing even more in private? To me, that fun format seems to be the vibe Mofos was trying to capture. I also think they succeeded in doing so, but I’ll leave you to make up your own mind.
A word of warning, though. The pair of babes that the guy documenting and dicking are so hot, you’ll be green with envy.
Easter | Cute teen (Avi Love) fucked by Easter Bunny uncle
Get ready for some of the most unique porn you’ve yet seen. No, this isn’t one of those hardcore BDSM scenes set in a dungeon. Instead, it’s a super goofy movie that features a gal who could be a Playboy bunny getting fucked by a guy in a rabbit costume. Sound weird to you? To be honest, it was to me at first, but once you get into it, it’s a fun ride.
Ramadan | Muslim girl having sex on Ramadan – سایە کەریم بە لەچکەوە
Before Mia Khalifa, I’m sure ‘sexy’ was the last thing people thought of when they heard the word Muslim. Even now, I am certain that a lot of people don’t exactly equate the Religion of Peace with anything pornographic. However, as you’ll see in this video, the nice thing about religious girls is that they’re so pent up, they figuratively and literally explode in the bedroom.
Cinco de Mayo | Step sis and teen friend sneak fuck at Cinco De Mayo party
Logan Long has to be one of the luckiest bastards in adult entertainment. In this movie, he has the great fortune of fucking starlet Anya Olsen and amateur-turned-pro Samantha Hayes. They all are clearly into each other at the start and become even more enthusiastic as they get into each other.
Mother’s Day | Mothers Day gift (Brianna Beach) step mom comes first
Combining incest and mature categories, this titillating gonzo movie starts out a little slow, but the whispers between characters has a sweet ASMR quality to it. In fact, I believe that the teasing dialogue is what solidifies the viewers’ interest in watching this video to its cummy climax. Be aware, it’ll take a while to see any nudity, but once you do you’ll find it to be quite intimate.
Oktoberfest | Milf Gefickt at Oktoberfest wearing her sexy dirndl
If you ask me, beer is great, boobs are better, and a holiday that combines both is heavenly. Not everyone can get the full Oktoberfest experience these days. But thanks to sites like PornHub, you can get a taste of the experience from the comfort of home. You’ll get that in this video, and you’ll see some fine German pussy.
To put this movie into a few words: es ist sehr wünderbar!
Halloween | Halloween pumpkin fuck
Like a riff on THAT scene from American Pie, this cringey yet entertaining porn-o does start with a guy, Alex D, slipping his cock in a gourd. And like a spoof of the ‘Dick in the Box’ skit from SNL, Aubrey Sinclair comes over and sticks her hand into the pumpkin. When she does, she gets a semi-hard surprise.
Aubrey pretends to be outraged, but she gets over her initial shock and gets Alex to eat her fur pie. After that, she learns to enjoy his exceptionally sized, non-Kosher sausage.
Diwali | Diwali gift for my friends
If you’ve never heard of it, Diwali means ‘the festival of lights.’ It’s celebrated by several religions and can mean different things as adherents to all of them. Apparently, to this Indian cam girl, it causes her to shake her tits in a see-through shirt, then jiggles her ba-donka-donk on camera. This movie is exceptionally apt for those who are into being teased by chubby gals.
Thanksgiving | Some naughty family Thanksgiving
This is not a true sploosh video, though food plays quite a big role in the action. To tease you, some of the edibles and other times that are apart of the sexy fun include a carrot, an apple, a human-sized dinner platter, and plenty of red bondage rope.
Of course, wieners and milk bags are involved…you know, the fleshy kind.
And you thought your last foursome required a ton of teamwork and preparation. If the usual porn is a bit boring to you, then this feast for the eyes should provide plenty of novelty.
Christmas | Thot big booty Mrs. Claus fucks Santa’s big cock
As of right now, Crystal Lust is one of the most popular performers on PornHub. In fact, she seems to have secured her spot as the top fifty fap stars on the biggest tube site on the web. If you look at her work, such as in this video, it’s quite easy to see why.
She’s got an impressive set of chesticles and an even more amazing ass. Not only that, but it looks utterly lovely when dressed in thin ass fishnet.
By the way, since it’s soon to come up if you want to see even more parody porn based on Xmas, then look at these ho-ho-holy fucking hot videos.
Hannukah | My Hanukkah b-day bj
One of the things that I’ve heard about Hannukah that sucks is that it’s set around the same Christmas there isn’t as much fun or flair. There is no huge tradition involving an excessive amount of lights, the parties aren’t as good, and doesn’t traditionally involve exchange presence.
Fortunately, for the mensch in this mini-movie and us, a Jewish princess gifts her man an awesome blowjob. Her skills are topnotch, her big tits bounce in a lovely manner as her head bobs up and down, and the scene escalates to into some doggy style sex.
New Year’s Eve | Happy new year 2021
Let’s start with the same note that we started with while also looking back at the past. Right on the eve of ‘19, Teen And Squirt unleashed this fine work of film, which you will surely want to release to. Shot POV style, we see a creamy skinned nubile girl make mouth love to a chocolate pole. The angle switches up a bit as we see the stud get shots from a nearby mirror.
In the rest of the scene, we get to see some scintillating fucking, which ends in a fine end-of-the-year worthy climax. On a final note, the whole thing runs an even eleven minutes – which I think is both by design and clever. Think about it for a bit, and I think you’ll agree.
