I agree that no day should be like the other, but hey, this is generally how I run my day. I wake up in the morning, grab a cup of coffee, check my emails, take a warm shower, work, come home, watch lots of porn, repeat the process all over again the following day. Seriously though, few things in the world can beat a fucking awesome porn site. Few things even come anywhere close. Not even getting insurance for your car. Whether doing it on your computer or smartphone, the pleasure is similar.
To make you understand my point, famous porn site PornHub recorded 4,392,486,580 of porn viewership in 2015. Name another site that can pull such numbers. To put it into context, it is more than twice the time that human beings have been on earth. I will wait. Pleasures aside, I want to take you through the steps I take (you should also take them since we have agreed good old porn is good for everyone) to not only enjoy my private time but also to keep my computer and smartphone safe.
Why it is important to protect online data
I don’t think I need to emphasize the importance of protecting my online data to anyone, but I will do it anyway. Back in the days when I first bought my computer, there were all sorts of fancy anti-virus software that ensured I had a good experience with my computer. However, the advancement of technology has brought with it a new breed of very smart hackers who have worked hard to ruin my experience as a porn lover. It is exactly the reason I have unapologetically avoided some sites. Because I am feeling generous, I will give you a tip on what to avoid.
First things first, the porn you are watching is not the problem really. The problem is the site you are using. Porn sites actually do not have such a big impact on your data; the issue lies in the ads embedded in sites from traffic networks, ring a bell?. It is not uncommon for these ads which come in the form of ‘iFrame’ to be accompanied by malware and spyware packages before the ad network can catch them. I can guarantee you that that is bad news for you, your data and your computer.
How to Stay Safe
On my site, I always try to do my best to list the safest porn sites out there but to be 100 % secure; it’s recommendable that you have these software’s installed on your PC/cell phone.
Top 4 tools you need to stream porn safely
1. Ad blocker
Getting an ad blocker helps you in preventing the iFrames from allowing malware and viruses to get into your computer or mobile device. An ad blocker is not only useful when watching porn, but it will also come in handy when you are visiting other sites with a lot of ads. You can start by downloading a browser add-on that will inform you of the sites mining your data. Ad block for Chrome is easy to download and install.
2. Install an Antivirus: Kaspersky
It is common sense to have an anti-virus on your computer. The risk of having a malware infecting your computer is real. What do you stand to lose if you lose the data in your computer? While no antivirus will guarantee you 100% protection, Kaspersky Antivirus is as close as you can get. Kaspersky is a premium Anti-virus that is updated with latest virus signature database. If you want to keep your data and system safe while enjoying your porn, I highly recommend Kaspersky Antivirus. I know you are in the serious porn business and this will guarantee you 100% updates.
3. Get a modern private browser
If you are using a smartphone, the last thing you want is for your friend to see a porn URL on your browsing options accidentally. In that case, theporndude.com recommends that you get yourself a browser that has private browsing options, for instance, Internet Explorer is a shitty browser, and you have a much higher risk of catching a virus/malware/trojan with it than visiting a porn site with a modern browser. Chrome, on the other hand, is perfect; it has a private window where you can browse all your porn sites without risking your privacy. By switching to incognito mode, you avoid being tracked and having your business exposed to nosy individuals.
4. Get Yourself A VPN
Many people think online safety is all about protection from malware and viruses. However, it includes your privacy. This is why it is important to have a virtual private network. While you may not watch porn publicly using a Wi-Fi connection, you will inevitably use public Wi-Fi, for example, in a hotel room. VPN will help keep your information secure. I highly recommend Nord VPN.
Also,
1. Visit only encrypted sites
I honestly don’t understand why you would want to visit a free site after what I have just told you, but if you insist on cheap things, make sure the site is an encrypted one. I understand your desire to save a few bucks and get lost in a free site. An encrypted site starts with “https,” which is different from the ordinary http://www. I am trying not to recommend some sites for you, but I will do anyway. Try the following sites if you want to have a free experience: PornHub and xhamster. I am not a lover of gay stuff, but you can try NakedSword.com if you are not like me. Again, thank me later.
2. When downloading
Are partially old school? Do you sometimes prefer the old school way of downloading instead of streaming? If you want to go down that route, ensure you only download videos with mp4, MOV or WMV. This will help you to avoid a viral payload because the aforementioned formats are legitimate.
Additionally, avoid downloading your videos from a torrent or file sharing site. If you insist on doing so, you will encounter viruses, malware, and scumware all disguised as porn movies and you will only have yourself to blame. Best tip: if the download link does not have an easy to spot filename suffix, stay away from it. They are just but pirated content that is bad news for you and your computer. I have these two awesome sites that I want to share with you; Adultoffline and downloadhelper.
3. Watch Safe and Legal Porn
While this is a tricky topic in itself, there is always a way of telling whether you are viewing a legal and safe site. If the site from which you are watching porn has a link to an “18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement at the bottom, then it is proof that the models and actors in the movie are over age and that it was hot with their full consent. I have also come across sites that have an ethics and safe practices section. This means that such a page is serious and treats the actors professionally.
Have a great porn watching day. Stay safe, protect your data.
