As if I could not be controversial enough, having done a deliberately delayed April Fools joke and conjuring a porn listicle that parodies Ramadan and mocks the religious fundies, I have thought of another sort of sacrilegious but sexy porn. #SorryNotSorry but I am not going to apologize for opposing the oppression of the antis.
I have gone after them before, as a lot of you know. Besides, I like a variety of arousing material, and I am sure you perverts do as well. With that said, let’s go through Easter-themed porn.
After just the first couple of videos, even if you have erectile dysfunction issues, you’ll be looking down at your Johnson and will scream, “he is risen!”
Bunnies tricked by stepbrother ends with Easter creampie
Playboy is great, as I am sure all of you guys, and I will bet many of you women, will agree. If the denizens of Reddit are anything to go by, that certainly seems to be the case. But as much as I love the classic Playboy magazine, I have always taken issue with one of their hard rules: no fucking, no frontage nudity.
This is rather unfortunate because seeing that would make it easier to fantasize about fucking one. If you are in the same boat, then watch this vid. Ricky Spanish gets his rocks off with Scarlett Mae and Kiara Cole. In my opinion, you are either cute or hot; there is no in-between – or so I thought. Both of these two nubiles in this scene look super cute with their rabbit makeup and bunny ears, and also hot as all hell when they are riding cock and licking each other’s beautiful bodies. And that is why this My Families Pies porno seemed like the perfect one to pop this list off with.
Oh, and if you are into the whole stepsibling sex fantasy thing, this is not going to be the only video like that on this list. XD
It is no secret that I am a big fan of mature women. I have, after all, promoted free and premium MILF sites. I even posted a blog post that includes additional places to find cougars “preying” on younger dudes and dudettes. So, I thought I knew all of the major mamas in the business, but it turns out I was wrong.
I must confess, I feel a little bad not having heard of Karen Fisher before, but I am sure as hell glad that I am aware of who this hot piece of ass is, and you will be, too.
The video starts out with a sort of unorthodox gonzo interview, followed by our lady hiding Easter eggs with her ass out thanks to the blowing breeze. This attracts a rabbit suit-clad spastic, who I will refer to as Peter Cocktail. Unable to contain his excitement, Peter starts humping all of the foliage around him until summoning the courage to invite Fisher in. The rest of the scene is about as raunchy as you would expect, but the sex is not what makes it. What makes this scene obscenely supreme is how over the top absurd and cheesy it is.
By the way, I did a little digging around online while also fishing around in my pants to see where I could figure out websites she has been featured on. As it turns out, this mama has been on legendary studio platforms I have fully endorsed, such as Evil Angel, Brazzers, and, fittingly enough, MYLF.com. I just thought that I would put that out there in case, ya know, you want to enjoy yourself while watching more of her content.
German teen hooker tight Tini in Easter lingerie fuck huge cock client
As I have gleefully pointed out before, German women are hot, and if this post is not enough to prove it to you, then the video of focus here will. There is nothing particularly gimmicky about this little movie other than the festive costume, of course. But that is also why I picked it. While the last video is beyond silly with its setup, this one is hardly pretentious.
Instead, it is straight to the point, with the starlet getting straight to her knees to slurp on a stick for a while to then do all of the dirty deeds you love seeing on camera. The only thing I have to say is that you need to watch it and enjoy it. 😉
Big tits MILF Katerina H masturbate on Easter day
Grammatically challenged title aside, this great movie starts with a tease and ends in such a way that you will surely squirt all over the place. Katerina Hartlova is the leading lady in this one and starts us off with a series of sex poses and playing with toys. But in a nice way of changing things up as she does not use the sort of implements you would not expect. I’ll say that they meet the theme of the video. This one is pretty short and does not have anything hardcore, though it is worth using. Since it is so short, it’ll be a good one to warm up with. Or, if you are a one-pump chump in bed, this is perfect for pulling it to.
OMG Stepbro! Why did you put a condom in my Easter Egg? Fuck my big ass!!!
Well, as titles go, this one is probably my favorite, but there are other reasons to watch this arousing bit of erotica. The story, or at least what approximates to one, is all shot POV at first from the guy’s perspective and features a fine Latina female who I cannot identify because we almost never see her face. But that is part of the fun, and I think is a nice bit of novelty. Instead, the focus of the camera is entirely on her ginormous gozongas and what is perhaps the biggest butt I have seen in a long time.
Seriously, that booty is huge, and I have met the Victoria Cakes. In fact, I provide a friendly challenge for you to compare these asses to the lady in this video and tell me who has the biggest one.
I promise that your eyes will be memorized, possibly even hypnotized to the point where you will lose complete track of time. Well, you will until the movie ends, but hey, that’s why I include several more below.
Don’t you all agree that there is something innately special about nubile performers? They are always full of energy and also seem to never get enough cum.
Anyway, this one is about as playful as it sounds, and it fucking awesome. The cameraman follows around a trio of terrifically horny gals who constantly seduce you, the viewer. I wish I knew who these young ladies are (if any of you do, let me know) because I want to add them to my list of hot, young pornstars.
Moving forward, this whole thing starts out with our girls collecting Easter eggs while employing the most risque poses imaginable. The movie is a little bit of a slow burn, but that is a part of the fun. The ladies present their eggs to the dude filming rewards them with a stiff dick. But rather than get served chocolate, our trio, end up eating a thick serving of creamy sauce.
To be honest, there is more to it than that, but I thought I would leave a few things to the imagination…
Latin charwoman rides Easter bunny’s cock
I know that the French maid is a common fantasy for a lot of repressed Catholic schoolboys, but to be honest, I never really got it. Sure the French make for fine lovers, as I have pointed out before, but what’s so hot about seeing someone clean no matter how attractive they are.
Then I miraculously stumbled across this stellar scene.
It plays off of the whole cheating husband who is having an affair with his maid while his wife is in the next room. I know, right, porn scripting at its finest. But hey, it’s fantasy and a fucking fiery one at that. Suds are spilled on a repeatedly but playfully spanked ass. The starring performer, Canela Skin, does an excellent job showing off her dick-sucking skills. She seems to have a particular talent for riding doggy style. That is always great to see but seems exceptionally appropriate when you are getting fucked by a guy in a bunny getup.
In case she reads this, I say “thank you, Canela” for opening up my mind to a fetish I had never considered before. If you were the way that I used to be, I am certain you will be thinking the same thing as well.
All doubles for Easter bunny slut
I couldn’t help myself but not include a movie that is absolutely epic, epic because it is over an hour-long! With a video that has a runtime like this, I do not want to say too much other than the fact that the starlet makes good use of phallic vegetables to warm herself up before playing with a meat stick…or perhaps more. I’ll let you watch and find out for yourselves.
Given the length, I think it would be advised if you go about rubbing it out slowly to this one dry. Then again, if you feel like challenging yourself, play a self-control game using one of my official endorsed lubes and see if you make it all the way through before you splooge.
Big booty stepsis Eliza Ibarra fuck bro on Easter
This is one that I had to include on this list, but I have good reasons to do so. I have been following her career for a while now and thoroughly enjoyed promoting her work. Alright, I technically have a bias here, but I also have enjoyed getting to intimately know this perfect performer.
In this Bratty Sis production, Eliza is in as good form as she was during our scene. Her scene partner, Kyle Mason, does a decent job feeding her dick, but I think I did it better. #NoShade, I don’t know. After you watch this video, check out ours and make up your own mind; whatever you conclude, I know that you’ll thoroughly like both banging videos.
Easter with Serena Santos
Who says that good smut has to feature fucking. I mean, it is great to see, but a good solo scene can be quite as satisfying if you ask me. And if you are not familiar with Serena Santos’ work, this is a good video to start with. Interesting enough, she is one of those gals who got her start with Girls Gone Wild. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen plenty of that series, and many of the featured models are never seen again. However, a few stick around to not only show off their jugs but also get dicked.
Clearly, Serena is one such example, and as you can clearly see in her more recent videos, she is so damn good at it. I will let you check her full body of work for yourself, but I included this solo video to give you all a tease. Plus, it fits the theme of this listicle. The other thing I love about this upload and the reason I included it is because it is a virtual experience porn.
Also, if you are in the mood for even more VR smut, look up this blog and these sites.
Naughty Easter Egg hunt with happy end for disguised stepbrother
This one has a little bit of everything for everyone, especially the most unapologetically perverse of you guys. The main talent appears in a rabbit costume while getting sexually gratified by a pair of pretty women. Part of the “plot” involves a little snatch of clothed female, nude male humiliation. I also should add that if you are into nubile nudity, this will probably be the favorite video that appears on this list. The whole thing has several different beats involving one-on-one fornication, which is followed by a girl-on-guy-on-girl threeway. The sex ranges from mild to wild, with plenty of cute caressing and a fair bit of rough play as well.
I’ll end with this, I am not sure what her name is, but one of the performers has something that I have never seen, but it seems appropriate: her pubes are shaved into a heart shape.
I fucked the Easter Bunny in the ass
If anyone knows someone who works at Hispaniola Studios, shoot me a message. When I came across this video, it made me review their larger body of work. The main reason I feel this way is because of the body and performance of the women in this movie.
It is a little misleading at first but in a good way. The Afro-Latina lady who stars in this smut film shakes her ass and lathers her body in lube. And besides the bunny ears, the ripped fishnet is a nice touch. If you hold off on touching yourself, eventually, you’ll see a disembodied hand from some dude who gets to the point where he shoved about half his hand up the front hole of the leading lady with his thumb up her butt. I recommend that you keep holding off before you nut because it gets even better. The two roll through a few positions for cock gobbling, complimented by ball blowing. And finally, we get to see the interracial couple doing it doggy style, showing off some spectacular anal action.
Step pop gets Easter sex
This is another step-family fantasy, but with a small twist. Have you ever been caught by a relative masturbating in your room, on the toilet, or in grandma’s garden? Not saying that I have. I might have a friend who has, but it is a pretty embarrassing (and kind of thrilling) sensation. Well, that is the premise here as Allie Nicole gets walked in on by her ‘stepfather’ portrayed by Tommy Gunn. Of course, after some delightfully dumb dialogue, the pair work things out by pumping each other’s brains out.
Outstanding work from all of those involved, and to shamelessly plug more of my work, if you are interested in even more of my work in promoting this genre, check out the link, this one, and this one. But don’t switch to a new tab or bust that nut just yet. We’ve got another fantastic video to review, and if you want even more stepsister on “relative” raunchiness, I’ve got you covered. I have done a dozen reviews of websites that focus on films such as these and, of course, do a blog about this.
Tweetney the Easter Bunny’s guilty pleasure
As I have documented in this blog post, not to mention the massive archive I have made featuring endorsed websites that host this hot material, I am a pretty damn big fan of amateur porn. While it’s no shock that I love doing it with the pros, the aspiring arousal artists broadcasting from their homes do a fine job at what they do, too. The proof of this is perfectly demonstrated in this little bunny’s solo performance, where everything is exposed and in cute little holiday “costume,” too. My only complaint would be the fact that this video is not at least three times longer. But hey, for what it is, I am impressed. It seemed like the perfect porn to end on, so with those vids out there, let’s finish up with a few things I’d like from you.
What is next on the agenda…
That pretty much wraps up my take on the hottest, free Easter-style vids. As you well know, I love getting feedback from all of my adoring fans, and am even receptive to ideas. If you have a website that you want me to review, know of or are a porn performer who I should feature on the casting couch, or simply have an idea of what I should post next on the blog, tell. I am constantly active on Twitter, respond to all of the substantive comments that appear on PornDude Casting, and you can even email me if you want.
If I like your idea or can schedule something with the performer you promote, then I certainly will try to make it happen. For all of those of you who do not have any ideas, you can still support me by sharing all of my blogs as soon as they come out. I’ll also take nudes from all of you lovely ladies, and while I appreciate it, you lads can keep all of your crusty cock pics. Then again, if you’ve got a fine, femme face and a beautiful bust, I’d be interested the what you t-gals have to offer. And for those of you guys who are shocked by that, I like what I like and people like me have our reasons.
Anyway, Happy Easter, all of you erotica enthusiasts.
