Andy Barlow

Not everyone is into Tranny fucking, but Andy Barlow certainly is, and his Twitter reflects it. It's a porn compilation page loaded with the sexiest trannies. Some of you might be judging right now, but I'd like to ask those folks a serious question: What’s gayer? Watching a dude fuck a chick or watching a chick with a dick fuck a chick.

A Question for the Ages

What are we doing when we watch regular hetero porn? We are watching a man's penis penetrate and withdraw from a woman's vagina over and over again until it fires out a load of tacky jizz rope. That sounds at least a little gay, doesn't it?

Everybody knows about chicks with dicks. There's not a dude on this planet who doesn't know if you've ever got a hard cock in Thailand to check under the hood before driving off the lot. You don’t want to strip those pants off and be met with a surprise dong. Let’s just hope you discover the interloper before it ends up deep in your asshole.

But is it the worst thing if you get fucked up the ass by a young Thai trans hooker? I’m not sure. That depends on if it’s on your list of fetishes. Andy loves the fuck out of them. I can tell you that much. And he has dedicated his life to finding and posting the best tranny porn on the net.

The Greatest Question of our Time

I couldn't even begin to guess how many hours of porn I've watched in since coming of age. Not even the world's greatest mathematicians could figure it out. Over my many years of playing pocket pool, I've seen countless penises. To be completely honest, I've seen more penis than most gay guys.

I have held my peen in my hands and beat my meat while a dong was on screen billions of times. It never felt homo, but to be objective, it's kind of homo.

Not only do I see penises every single day of my life, but I see huge penises. I don't want to watch some mini dicked winnie wimp lightly screwing a dainty and fragile vagina. I want to see a ten-inch hog plowing into some dumb cunts vulva with the force of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. I'm here to see the Mandigos and Peter Norths of the world wield their wieners with might and glory against hordes of enemy birth canals.

Despite how it sounds, I think we can all agree that wetting your willy to some straight porn isn't gay. But, if we were to say that watching straight porn is super homo, what would make it less homo? How could cock still be included but with limited gayness?

Hotel Horny

There are tons of religious and/or conservative men that love chicks with dicks. Those guys are generally pure homos. It's just that they are too wrapped up in fairy tales and Fox news to allow themselves the joy of fucking a dude in the asshole. Instead, they watch chicks with dicks so they can tell themselves lies during their refractory period.

Talk to any hotel manager. When the Christians come through for a conference, porn watching goes through the roof, and I'm sure a fair percentage are on Andy's page watching Trannies go balls deep in any hole within arms reach.

There are also many bisexual fans of tranny chicks. The math certainly adds up on that one. Under this circumstance, trannies represent the golden ideal. They are the best of all possible outcomes. They have the beautiful shape of a sexy slut accentuated with the dangling dong of a dude. What more could a bisexual person want?

Then we have guys that are otherwise straight but love trannies. These are pure tranny fetishists. They don't want to fuck a man but want a little penis stirred into their tits and ass.

Avatar theory

One of the many theories I've developed while pondering this question I refer to as avatar theory. When watching porn, men often imagine themselves as the stunt cock. That’s why point of view porn is so beloved. It makes slipping into character easier when you can't see the stunt cocks face. Plus, it feels less gay not to look a man in the eyes while jerking off.

It’s more difficult putting yourself into the eyes of a chick with a dick than it is a guy. It takes you out of the fantasy and makes you a window watcher instead of a participant. That’s not a bad thing, but it is not what most men's ambition is when they get to jilling.

I will give you this, while watching trannies fuck ladies may be less gay, fucking a tranny is not less gay. But, I reject this as an argument for this context because fucking a tranny means a male and tranny coupling, not a chick and tranny coupling. Come on, people, keep up. This is science I'm talking about over here, goddamnit.

Let's continue down this line of questioning. Who would you rather be fucked in the ass by? A dude or a chick with a dick. I think most of us would choose the tranny because a gay guy is naturally more gay than a chick with a dick. Therefore, if the chick with a dick is inherently less gay than a guy, isn’t watching a tranny less gay than watching a guy?

Andy Barlow: Tranny Hunter

I have no idea where Andy stands on this debate. He may be straight. He may be bi. He may even be a priest. All I do know is that he has a knack for hunting down porn that will make trans fans blow their top.

Now you are getting a sense of how convoluted this debate can get. This isn’t even my first time approaching it in an article. It’s tough to say whether we will ever arrive at a definitive answer. Perhaps this is an issue we can never solve. If not, I still say it is a matter worthy of debate.

Andy describes his page as where he posts mostly transgender women, though he does branch out at times. He does warn that you should have similar interests before following. This isn't a place for people to dispel their regret at jerking off to trannies while God watches.

Andy joined Twitter in January of 2015 and has since collected nearly three hundred thousand followers, so if you thought chicks with dicks were a niche fetish category, you were wrong. Millions of men launch loads to these bitches every day.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Andy Barlow's page features a pretty blond with a humble penis. She's probably not too much bigger than my readers. Still, she's definitely bigger. Most trannies have bigger dicks than you fucks. Although to be fair, most people in general do, also. Even chicks with those body-building clits.

Another post down, and we have a sexy teen doing a strip tease in the mirror. She's probably nineteen and knows how to use her body. If I were to fuck a tranny, she'd look like this.

Warning, she's uncircumcised, so if you're Jewish, you better find a different chick with a dick. Although, I bet trannies aren't out of bounds for the Jews. I mean, I haven't seen any orthodox ones before, but that makes sense.

OnlyTrans

As you explore Andy's Twitter, you'll see that many of the ladyboys featured come attached with Only Fans accounts. Andy wants you to be able to locate more content of the bitches you enjoy the most. I'm sure the owners of said Only Fans appreciate the work she does. Who knows how much traffic he sends their way?

Andy has a love for trannies of all races and types. You'll find blacks, Asians, Indians, whites, and Latino folks. I even see some gingers. The one I'm looking at now is being ass fucked in cowgirl while her wang slaps against the dude's belly like a metronome.

If you're wondering if black chicks with dicks have BBCs, you'll be pleased to know that the answer is yes. I don't see any reaching Mandigo's length, but some aren't terribly far off.

Trans bitches aren't everyone's cup of tea, but for whom they are, this is one of the best Twitter pages to discover new talent. Andy is a passionate archivist with a detective's eye for sexy penis-clad bitches.

I didn't see much trans-on-trans action, which would be a fantastic addition to his already stellar line-up. Is not two always better than one?

The next time you're jerking off on Andy's Twitter page, give thought to my question.