Kit Mercer

Many people groups have developed concepts of natural dualities. Perhaps the most well-known is the Japanese yin and yang symbol. It depicts a simple illustration describing the relationship between opposites and how they can only exist with and within each other. This idea can be applied to a wide variety of life situations, and one of those is milf and teen porn.

No Wrong Answer

Milfs and teens are consistently two of the most popular categories on any adult website. Men love age play. Some want to fuck an experienced and mature milf with the know-how to make any cock spurt a gallon of jizz juice. Others wish for a young, innocent pussy to train and desecrate in the worst ways possible.

While I love both teens and milfs, our focus today is on the latter. We all remember seeing our first fuckable milf in elementary school. It was likely either a teacher or your friend's mom.

Friend's Mom vs. Teacher

If you're lucky, it was a friend's mom. First off, the reason I don't know basic algebra is that my teacher was hot. You can miss out on whole subjects if Mrs. teacher Lady has suckable titties and a thick booty.

Second, you're significantly more likely to see your friend's mom getting naked than you are a teacher. All you have to do is play your cards right. How were you supposed to predict that Mrs. Smith had just gotten out of the bathtub? You were too focused on needing to take a piss. Next thing you know, you and Mrs. Smith are getting freaky on top of the washer and dryer.

The most significant hurdle to catching someone’s mother naked is the kid I’m supposed to be hanging out with. My friends wanted to stay up all night during slumber parties, but some dumb nerd staying up all night ruins my ability to sneak away for a quick bump and grind. That's why I never slept over somewhere without bringing a healthy supply of Nyquil. The sweet nectar known as Mountain Dew covered the taste perfectly, and it’s potent enough to counteract the caffeine. I only brought a second bottle if I was visiting a single mother. That way, if given the opportunity, I could also slip a little into her drink. Just enough to get loopy and forget I’m fourteen.

If I felt the father would present any issues, I’d nab a little of my parents’ Stoli and sneak it into his beer. This wasn’t in the hope he would pass out so I could bang his wife. It would be so he would get drunk and horny and try to bang his wife. That way, I could sneak into the bedroom closet and get a pocket pool session in. Needless to say, I spent a lot of time hiding in closets during my youth. I was a latchkey kid of my own creation.

Don't get me wrong. I've fucked both my friend's mom and that algebra teacher. That's how the cookie crumbles when you're a strong alpha male with potent jizz loads. Bitches wanted to jump on my dingle since I came out of the uterus. How do you think I passed math without knowing a damn thing? I earned an A while using my D.

Unfortunately, we all know how your life turned out. You had to pass all your classes in school by doing homework and passing tests. And friends' mom's didn't even let you sleep over, let alone take them to bone town, USA. It's a damn shame, but also why I exist. Imagine enduring all this injustice on a planet where I was never born. That would be truly horrific.

I was lucky enough to spend a summer fucking my best friend's mom back in high school. She taught me everything I needed to know about fucking, and let's just say that my female teenage classmates lined up to get a ride on a real man's member. Thanks again, Mrs. Goldstein. That joowty was top-notch. Five out of five stars would ride again.

Unfortunately, you guy's never had a Mrs. Goldstein, and ladies can tell. Worst of all, you'll never have a Mrs. Goldstein or any other MILF, for that matter. It's humiliating for you fucks, but don't fret too much, guys. You know I always have the ideal bitch to make up for your humping short cummings, and today that bitch is Kit Mercer.

Brand New Milf

Kit only began her porn career three years ago but has grown her fanbase leaps and bounds since then. She may have discovered porn later in life, but she's all in. To quote her directly, "I got into porn because I love having sex." Sounds good to me, Kit. You and me both, sister.

One of the best ways to get a taste of Kit is on her Twitter account. She uses Twitter as a centralized location for her fans to gather and stroke their cocks in unison to her incredible tits.

Kit joined Twitter in September of 2018 and has since attracted nearly one hundred and fifty thousand followers. That's substantial growth in a very short period of time.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Kit's wall advertises her arousing Only Fans account. Of course, everybody loves only fans, including Kit. She keeps hers updated, so fans never run out of fresh content to beat their meat too.

Premium Whore, Premium Prices

Kit is a premium slut, so don't expect low prices on her Only Fans. A monthly subscription will set you back thirty bucks. However, if you're willing to invest in your future by buying in bulk, you can save considerable amounts of money. Three months will net you thirty percent off, six months forty, and a year half. Taking the price from thirty to fifteen makes a huge difference.

One of Kit's close friends in the industry is the always-sexy Lotus Lain. They recently ran into each other at the 3X expo and took selfies. Lotus is pregnant right now, and you know what that has me thinking. Are Kit Mercer and Lotus Lain going to shoot some pregnant lesbian porn together? I sure do hope so.

Kit loves playing around with tiny ignorant teens. They come to her with no idea what Kit will do to them. However, they leave better trained than they ever were. Kit pays them back for their pain by showing them the ropes and how to make themselves cum. She's a teacher, but a strict one.

Her recent Girls Way release has Kit paired up with fellow experienced milf Lily Larimar to tear apart their victim Kayla Paige. The milfs appear ready to tear this bitch in two in the cover photo. I'm unsure if Kayla survived filming.

Laney Grey is another teen lucky enough to receive a training session from professor Mercer, and Kit has no Mercy to speak of. Laney left with her pussy in tatters. I bet her clit had never been so sensitive.

The Final Group Fuck

You can always trust Naughty America to put out great content, especially when teamed up with Kit Mercer. In their most recent debut, Kit combines with fellow porn stars Gianna Grey and Eve Marlowe to provide soon-to-be-married Sam Shock the wedding sendoff of his life.

"If your bridesmaid GF invites you to helm a foursome in a special sendoff to the bride, we urge you to say, I do." As do I. Not that you fucks will ever find yourselves in such a situation. If you're lucky, you might hear the orgy from the buffet and sneak in for a beat-off session.

Being a milf, Kit finds herself the star of many taboo films, including one recently released by Adult Time. In it, Stepson Tyler Cruise tries his best to impress his stepmom into sucking his dick. However, all Kit wants is for Tyler to be himself. That's plenty arousing for her.

I thought for sure Tyler was only going to last a couple of minutes, but he was able to pull through and put on a show. Something tells me that Tyler and Kit will be crossing paths again soon, and when they do, I'll be there with my cock in hand.

Kit Mercer is a world-class milf with tits that will make your tongue roll out of your mouth like a red carpet at the Grammys. She is equally as likely to make you cum with her mouth as with her pussy or asshole.

Something I'd like to see more of on Kit's Twitter is pics and clips. There are plenty of pictures, but I'm trying to see the motion of the ocean if you catch my drift. (pun intended)

Let Kit put her skills and experience to work for you and your penis today.