Alyssia Kent

Alyssia Kent was born in Bucharest, Romania, on June 7th, 1991. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find much about her youth, but suffice it to say that the past crafted her into a sexy porn performer.

Money, Makeup, and Making Whoopie

After graduating high school, Alyssia attended the University of Bucharest for economics. Why economics? Because that's what every college student from a Soviet bloc country does. While she was focused on her economic studies, she also worked on becoming a professional makeup artist. No wonder Alyssia's makeup always looks so good.

Her first gig in adult entertainment was as a cam girl. Live streaming has gotten more women into porn than deadbeat dads. That's really saying something.

After finding some success as a cam girl, Alyssia moved to Budapest, Hungary, to begin filming hardcore porn. During this time, Alyssia switched between filming in Budapest and in Barcelona, Italy.

One of the things that helped Alyssias career blossom so quickly is that she enjoys shooting all sorts of scenes. She will do anal and double penetration scenes as fast as facials, blow jobs, and interracial. This bitch will do them all at once if you offer her a hefty enough paycheck.

At this point, she has worked with some of the biggest names in both European and American porn. This includes 21 Sextury, Babes, Private, Digital Playground, Evil Angel, Porn Pros, Cum Louder, Brazzers, Video Marc Dorcel, Sex Art, Reality Kings, Nubile, Viv Thomas, and DDF Network, among many others.

Her Alyssia's award nom came in 2018 from the European wing of XBIZ in the best gonzo sex scene category for the movie "Anal High Flyers." A year later, she was nominated for best lesbian sex scene for her work in "Pure Power." Alyssia pulled in two Adult Video News Award noms that year, also. One for foreign female artist of the year and one for best production anal sex scene foreign for her part in "Meeting and Mating."

Some of my other favorite Alyssia Kent films include Tomb Raider: A XXX Parody, "Discover my Talents," "Erotic Massage Stories 12," "Girls with Guns," "Lucy the New Secretary," and "Coming Home to Her."

Influencing What Now?

That's enough dicking around with Alyssia's bio. Let's talk about what is really important: her porn. Moreover, I want to check out her Twitter account. Alyssia uses Twitter to communicate with fans, announce release dates, and tease you into joining her Only Fans account.

She describes herself as an influencer and provides a link to her second account. I'm unsure how I feel about all these porn bitches calling themselves influencers. Influencers for who? I mean, you certainly influence men to masturbate, but I don't think that's what "influence" means in this context.

Perhaps you have some influence in the industry, but once again, that's not what "influence" means here. Bitch, if you're going to be a porn star, embrace that shit. Don't pretend like Maybelline is paying you to use their eyeliner during a streamed makeup tutorial. That's what an influencer does, and Fleshlights don't count.

Crushing the Croatian Competition

Alyssia joined Twitter in October of 2017 and has since collected just over one hundred thousand fans. Those are respectable but not incredible numbers. If Alyssia were based out of the states, those stats would be higher.

That's not to say Alyssia isn't doing very well for herself. For example, she is the second most popular porn star in Croatia, and only a cunt hair behind Celestia Vega and substantially in front of none other than Alexis Texas. That's something to be proud of.

One driving force behind that may be that Croatia has one of the highest percentages of females watching porn in the world. Perhaps it's the lesbians and lonely divorcees driving her views.

One way that Alyssia attracts traffic to her platforms and entertains her adoring public is by posting a softcore image with the promise that when it receives X amount of retweets, she'll post something more naughty.

It certainly inspires me to retweet her pictures. I'm always trying to see as much of Alyssia's body as possible. The more, the merrier.

You'll see Alyssia dropping a lot of automatically generated tip announcements from her My Free Cams account. Fans love spending hard-earned money on making Alyssia smile from a thousand miles away. I guess there are worse things to do with your rent money.

Those tips are usually prefaced with "I'm online" announcements. Twitter is the best way to stay up to date on when Alyssia will be performing live shows. If you think her pre-recorded shit is hot, wait until you see her live work.

Alyssia is a big fan of the new Adams Family spin-off "Wednesday," mainly because they did some shooting in Romania. It's not often that films other than B horror movies are shot in Romania. It's odd that a place humans think of as creepy produces so many sexy bitches. There must be something in the water.

Apparently, Alyssia is an Eminem fan. If I had to guess, most people in Romania are. He's white, creepy, and raps horrorcore. It's like he was made for Romanians.

Maintaining Pussy Shape

To stay fresh for the camera, Alyssia takes recharge days to recover her mind and body. It isn't easy being professionally stuffed by cocks on a daily basis. Bitches need break time to let their body's natural collegians rebuild the elasticity of their anuses and vaginas. When your pussy is your star player, you've got to treat her with love, respect, and kindness.

Despite not being American, Alyssia took time to count her blessings on Thanksgiving. She posted a picture of her in a green dress holding a pink guitar, followed by the caption, "Comment in one word what you are grateful for! If it's a person you're grateful for, tag him or her.

I'm not sure what message Alyssia is sending with the pink guitar. Is that what she's thankful for? It looks like a pretty cheap acoustic. The mirror she took the picture in looks more expensive.

Do you know what I'm thankful for, Alyssia? You. I'm thankful for you and that sexy body you love showing off on the internet.

Sometimes Alyssia speaks some truth, and this is one of those times: "Most of you do not deserve me! Bye." That is very true. I doubt even a single person reading this article deserves you. My readers deserve tears and suffering, not you. However, out of the kindness of your soul, you let them get a little taste of the action. That's doing the Lord's work if I've ever heard of it.

Feet Fuckers

Alright, feet fucks. Bring it in for a huddle. Alyssia themes most of her live streams, and yes, she does foot stuff. It's always labeled as a feet show, so make sure to follow so you don't miss one.

Alyssia has some shapely feet that I think you fuckers will love. I'm sure those high arches would feel great stroking up and down your cock until it explodes with cum. Plus, they look great in a set of stockings or a pair of cute socks. And don't worry, Alyssia has a superb high-heel collection.

After blowing your load, if you don't want to tip, you can buy some Alyssia Kent merch instead. You can choose from things like a t-shirt with an Alyssia quote print, such as "I am my own hero." If I see a bitch in a T-shirt that says, "I am my own hero," I assume that person is such a piece of shit they can barely get out of bed. "I am my own hero" = "if you don't do what I want, that means your toxic, and I'm perfect." Super cunty.

Alternatively, you could pick up a hoodie with Alyssia's symbol. Or at least I think that's what that shape is. I'm unsure if she's trying to be the artist formally known as Prince of porn or what's happening. I don't think porn stars need a symbol beyond their pussy, but you do, you boo boo.

I'll end with Alyssia's mystical orgasms. She recently had a Buddhist "Kundalini awakening" while fucking the other day. I'll call bullshit on that, but once again, you do, you boo boo. If you're cumming pixie dust and magic, don't let me tell you otherwise.

These Romanian bitches are up for anything. What is it about Soviet Bloc countries that produce such sexy cunts? Were they doing some selective breeding back in the day?

My suggestion to Alyssia is to either slow down the tip announcements or post more often, so it isn't seventy percent of her wall. It's annoying having to scroll for twenty seconds in between actual posts.

Come get some of this tight Romanian pussy in your life. Alyssia can't wait to see you in the audience of one of her live shows.