Aubrey Kate

Aubrey Kate was born in Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 7th, 1992. After graduating high school, she began hormonal treatments to become a woman and attended university. But as I'm sure you all know, school is expensive in the states. They have to keep us retarded, or we'll stop buying Big Macs and voting for mentally disabled nazis.

The Vegas to Porn Highway

So, to help make ends meet, like any good denizen of Las Vegas, she became a dancer at several local strip clubs. Being a trans dancer separated her from the competition and gave her an edge with a niche crowd.

One day, while dancing, she was approached by a producer from Kink. This producer motivated Aubrey to expand past only dancing and try out the world of porn. They explained that if she thought stripping was good money, Aubrey would be blown away by porn. Plus, you don't have to interact with the lowest levels of perv society. (also known as you dumb fucks)

Were I an attractive woman, I could think of infinite things I'd rather do than be near Porn Dude readers. Such things as being stabbed, spending a decade in prison, falling into a vat of molten iron slag, being human trafficked by the Mexican cartel, drinking bleach, being sodomized by a rhino horn, or spending a night cuddled up with a porcupine.

Strip Club Dip Shits

To be fair, I feel like a fair portion of you have never been to a strip club. You're too pussy to interact with a scantily clad woman, even if they're being paid to be pleasant to you. Even if their whole job is to make motherfuckers like you feel comfortable.

If you have trouble speaking to women, strip clubs aren't the worst place to ply your trade. Pending you're not racist or something, there are almost no consequences. They will be polite, kind, and inviting no matter what. Plus, if you ask a bitch, she'll advise you on how to be smoother. They deal with people like you all day long.

In July of 2013, Aubrey made her hardcore porn debut for the trans site She-male Strokers. The industry immediately noticed her skill, so Aubrey had no problem finding work. She was falling ass-backward into it.

Now she has worked with a wide range of studios, producers, and sites, some trans and some not. These include Gender X, Kink, Transsensual, Devils Films, Grooby Productions, Evil Angel, Pure Taboo, Burning Angel, Third World Media, Trans Angels, Trans 500, and Pure Play Media.

Started Fucking Bottoms Now We're Here

Aubrey has received many award nominations and trophies while working with said studios. She was nominated for XBIZ transexual performer of the year three years in a row in 2014, 2015, and 2016. She made up for her 2015 loss by winning the Transgender Erotica Audience Award.

2016 brought her first Adult Video News award nominations for transsexual artist of the year, best transexual sex scene, and the fan award for best transsexual artist.

Finally, in 2017 she won the best transsexual performer of the year award from both XBIZ and The Adult Video News Awards. That's a serious fucking accomplishment. I'm sure Aubrey partied her ass off that night. She deserved it.

Some of Aubrey's most respected films are TS Massage, Transsexual Cheerleaders 14, Next She-Male Idol 7, Hot For Transsexuals 2, and Kate TS Super Star.

Chop the Twit, Add the Twat

With her early history covered, let's take a gander at Aubrey's Twitter page. She loves keeping up with fans on social media, so her Twitter is always buzzing.

She describes herself simply as a social media influencer. Aubrey is really selling herself short on that one. She influences more than social media. She influences penises to get erect and hands to stroke them alone in a dark room that smells like fried foods and sadness.

Currently, she calls New York home, which I find strange. Aubrey is from Las Vegas. It's the home of porn and only a hop, skip and jump from the other home of porn: Los Angeles. Sure, New York produces more porn than Mobile, Alabama, but it's not the capital city of Peenstrokia.

Aubrey joined Twitter in December of 2014 and has since collected over three hundred and sixty-five thousand followers. That's nothing to shake a stick at.

The tweet posted to the top of Aubrey's page features her facing away from the camera while wearing a bikini and holding a snowboard in the snow. I think she chose this picture because it shows off how feminine her curves are.

We've all seen trans pornstars whose waists and shoulders are still very much masculine. That's not the case with this bitch. Between her natural biology and starting to take hormones young, Aubrey is quite shapely. I wouldn't peg her for trans at first.

Putting Down the Blunt

Aubrey recently made a big life decision. She decided to stop smoking pot. Wow. I bet you guys couldn't imagine making such a move. My readers' entire lives revolve around smoking pot in their parent's basement while playing Rocket League and calling twelve-year-olds "fags" when they lose. You're more likely to quit walking than quit pot.

And for those few who aren't smokers, I see that Natty Ice tall boy in your hands. You have to steady the hands before stroking your cock. Actually, maybe not. Jerking with shakey hands might feel like fucking a vibrating fleshlight. Especially if you sit on your hands first to get those bitches numb.

Anyways, if anyone has quit smoking pot before, you know about the dreams. Dreams get insane for the first month, or so you don't toke. I'm talking as vivid as real life, and you'll remember every detail. Warning: if you're prone to nightmares, you may want to keep smoking.

If you're a big Aubrey fan, then know she just updated her Amazon Wishlist for Christmas. Buying her shit is the best way to earn Aubrey's good graces. You may even find yourself an exclusive little present.

Aubrey often runs sales on memberships to her official website during the holidays. If one is coming up, take advantage of the savings. The only thing better than beating your meat to Aubrey is doing it for cheap.

Which One of You Did This?

Aubrey lives in a New York City apartment building. Because her porn career has been steadily taking off for years now, people sometimes recognize her. Generally, it's a good experience, but recently she returned to her car to find a note. The note was from a building employee and read, "Hit me up if you want. Don't mind doing content. 213-723-XXXX.

Aubrey was kind enough not to give the dude's number out, which shows great restraint. It was so stupid of the guy to leave his number. Now Aubrey can figure out who it was and get him fired.

How much do you want to bet this note-leaver is a Porn Dude reader? Unfortunately, it's almost guaranteed. This is some classic loser bullshit you fuckers would be prone to. You don't have the balls to speak to a bitch, but you'll leave creepy notes that are sure never to work.

Stunt Cock Drama

The lack of weed consumption has Aubrey's mouth feeling like dropping hot T. Those that love to know all the gritty little industry details should enjoy this post: All these guys that do straight porn are all getting banged out off camera on the low. Y'all are dumb, and no one gives a fuck anymore."

I have to agree with Aubrey. I couldn't care less what a stunt cock is up to outside of the camera. Stunt cocks are not my concern when I'm jerking off. I'm focused on the pussy, so as long as the stunt cock is balls-deep in vagina, I'm happy.

I feel like being concerned about what sexuality a stunt cock is, is gayer than that stunt cock fucking a dude off camera. If you're so worried about being gay, stop being a "fag" that thinks about stunt cock all damn day. Also, find something better to be upset at. All homophobes are desperate for cock. Trust me. I've met plenty.

Aubrey also points out that many straight male models get molds of their asses taken and that it's kind of gay. While I agree, if gay dudes want to spend a hundred bucks on a mold of my ass, I'll sell it to them all day. Thanks for investing in my retirement, Elton John.

Aubrey is one of the most shapely and feminine transgender bitches you'll ever find. Her skills on camera are legendary, and she knows just what her fans want.

The only thing her Twitter account is missing is more nudes, but I assume she keeps them behind a paywall to stop Christians from jerking off to her, feeling guilty afterward, and spewing hate speech to feel better about themselves.

Aubrey is waiting for you with open legs and a big smile. Why not give her some of your jizz?