Angelina Castro

Angelina Castro was born as Francys Delia Valdez in Havana, Cuba, on September 6th, 1982. That means Angelina just turned forty a couple of months ago. Angelina was born the middle child, which I only mention because porn stars are often middle children. They just want some attention.

College is Expensive if You Don't Fuck on Camera

When Angelina was ten, her family moved to Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. Two years later, they made a final leap over to Miami, Florida. Miami is the capital of the Cuban population in the United States.

While in Miami, Angelina attended private schools and got a fantastic education. After high school, Angelina worked the cash register at Walgreens and did styling before attending college to be a chiropractor. After graduating, she became a therapist, and things were good.

However, in the United States, chiropractic college is not cheap. No college is. Why do you think everyone is so fucking retarded over here? Despite being a fucking doctor, the money wasn't paying off her insane student loans.

By 2006, something had to break. Angelina needed more money, so she dipped her toes into adult entertainment and found it to be both fun and lucrative.

Angelina's adult film career was going alright, but she wouldn't be retiring from it. That is until she and fellow porn performer Sara Jay decided to do something drastic.

Mouth like a Model T Production Line

The Miami Heat were in the NBA finals that year, and the whole city was abuzz. She may not have been born in Miami, but it has become Angelina's home, so she wanted to do her part to support the team and the city. The best way she could come up with to do that was with her mouth.

Angelina and Sara offered blow jobs to any Miami fan, pending the Heat won the championship. The ladies made a date at a local club and even advertised the event with a website. Eventually, the NBA gave the ladies a cease and desist for the site, but the event went forward. Unfortunately, there is no word on exactly how many dicks these bitches sucked.

Needless to say, this little stunt put Angelina on the map and helped to jump-start her career. Later, she did the same exact thing, but this time for people who voted for Clinton. Unfortunately, she did not win that election, and many men had to go home with erections in hand. It was a sign of things to come in the years ahead.

Angelina is a big proponent of the adult industry as a fun and easy way to make a lot of money. She was featured as a guest on a popular Cuban radio program, where she explained how she got into the industry and taught other Cubans how to do it. Unfortunately, the program was pulled, and I'll give you one guess as to why... If you said anything but religion, you must be fucking stupid. Of course, it's religion.

I know you motherfuckers don't want to miss out on the next time Angelina offers to suck some random dick over sports or an election, so you better follow her on Twitter. It's the best way to stay up to date on everything this cunt is up to. Let's take a little tour.

Angelina doesn't describe herself. Instead, she links all the places you can see her naked. Her official site Angelina Castro Live is probably your best bet. Plus, from there, you link anywhere else she releases content.

Too Much Woman For Only One Only Fans

Angelina is too much woman for just one Only Fans account. That's why she has two, a regular and a VIP. Her regular Only Fans is plenty sexy and will only set you back ten bucks a month. You'll see plenty of nudes, bean flicking, and good old-fashioned sexy fun. Your penis will be happy with the content and value. It's an excellent option for simple ordinary masturbators.

However, my readers tend not to be simple ordinary masturbators. You guy's take beating your meat to new heights (and lows). Only the VIP will do for you fucks. You need the nastiest, dirtiest, most perverted porn Angelina makes, and here it is.

Unfortunately, the VIP package is significantly more expensive than the vanilla package. A one-month subscription to Angelina Castro's premium Only Fans account will set you back around Fifty bucks. If you buy in bulk, you can save a few bucks. Three months will net you ten percent off, six months fifteen percent, and one year twenty percent. Unless you plan on dying soon, you might as well get that full year. She is the 2018 Adult Video News Award winner for the big beautiful female performer of the year, after all.

Angelina joined Twitter in December of 2009 and has since attracted over three hundred and fifteen thousand followers. Men love Cuban curves, and it shows. This bitch is crushing it.

Cheap Pussy

If you become one of Angelina's followers and pay attention to her wall, you may find an opportunity to save some serious money on her Only Fans subscriptions. For Black Friday, she offered fifty percent off either account for the next twenty subscribers. That's a lot of fucking money. I'd rather pay twenty-five over fifty any day.

Fans love Angelina's JOI (Jerk Off Instructions). She isn't gentle. She will belittle your tiny dick, lack of stamina, and inability to fuck. Not only will you cum, but you'll cry a bit, also. No one is as familiar with crying while masturbating as my readers. You guys are the fucking masters.

Angelina loves putting up "good night, Papi" and "good morning, Papi" posts. There's no better way to start the day than with a picture of Angelina's tits. I'd take that over a cup of coffee every morning.

Flood Warning

Angelina knows how to attract an audience. She'll often post warnings when masturbating in case anyone wants to join her on a video call. That's why being subscribed to her Twitter is so important. If you don't, you'll never know when these events are happening.

She'll also run special sales where you can get your choice of one on one alone time with Angelina. Five bucks will get you a cock or cumshot rating. Ten will net you a five-minute sext session, and fifteen will get you ten minutes. Finally, twenty-five bucks earns you a kiss video with your name. When do you ever get to hear an attractive woman whisper your name?

Being Cuban, Angelina has an excellent rhythm. It comes out anytime she's twerking, shaking her tits, or riding dick. Angelina rides dick like it's an Olympic sport with judges and a live audience. She refuses to put in anything but her best work.

Whenever Angelina gets a sexy new outfit, you can bet she'll show it off on her Twitter. She recently procured a maroon nightgown that shows off all the right places. According to the post, the material is so soft that when it rubs against her flesh, she gets wet and has to flick the bean. Who's making this gown? I have to get myself one.

Feet guys will also be pleased she shows off her tootsies in this one. She has a tattoo coming down her calf onto the top of her foot of what appears to be a cross necklace. Honey, Jesus turned water into wine and fed a party with a couple of fish and a loaf of bread. He did not suck off fans of any local sports teams to celebrate a win.

From what I can tell based on the photos Angelina regularly posts, she owns an RV. The bitch can work from anywhere, so why not travel a bit? I bet that RV smells like pussy and burning rubber. If those walls could talk, they'd need a therapist.

Fish Nets

I just came upon a picture of Angelina in full-body fishnets, and it may be my favorite one yet. She looks good enough to fucking eat. What is it about fishnets that are so goddamn sexy? They are one of the few sexy clothing variants that won't eventually end up on the floor. You can keep those on while we fuck, Angelina.

Besides Twitter, Only Fans, and her official site, you can also catch Angelina on Youtube. She loves to hit the streets and ask men about their sexual preferences. For example, do guys like big butts? What a fucking stupid question. Of fucking course we do.

Angelina is one of the hottest porn stars from Cuba. You'll love her thick ass and juicy tits. Plus, her jack-off instructions will have you firing loads in no time flat.

My only complaint is that Angelina doesn't ride any dick on her Twitter account. I want to see that ass bouncing up and down on something big and black.

Don't waste another second before getting an eyeful of Angelina on any of her platforms.