Chloe Lamour

Chloe Lamour was born in Slovakia on March 7th, 1992. Not much is known about her young life, so I'm going to jump to where a bitch is now. And where she's at now is near the top of her field.

Pussy Stats

Currently, Chloe resides in Mexico city, and I'm thankful for it. Her sun-kissed skin looks good enough to put on a cracker and eat. Because sometimes the universe is a loving place, Chloe is Bi. That's some of the best news I've heard all day.

I know what question you guys are waiting for me to answer: she has big E-cup tits. It's enough for you to get your face lost in. Personally, if I get lost in this bitches titties, I'm not bothering to find a way out.

Despite her giant fucking boobs, Chloe is petite everywhere else. At 57 kg and 168 cm, she is easy enough to throw around the bedroom. However, those breasts weigh her down, so make sure to lift with your legs, not your back.

In case you guys give a shit, Chloe has brown hair. If you ask me, it's faggy to give a shit about a bitches hair color unless we're talking pubes. I'll fuck a bitch with ultraviolet hair if she's sexy. Would that give me cancer? Why am I even asking? I don't give a fuck. I'm going balls deep either way. What's life without a touch of risk?

Speaking of pubes, you don't have to worry about what color Chloe's are. She doesn't have any.

Chloe describes her personality as wild, cheeky, faithful, friendly, show-off, and dirty. Dirty is the most important part to me. I can't have any clean vanilla bitches on my cock. It would ruin my reputation.

A Twat for the Twit

I want to jump into Chloe's Twitter account with the essential details out of the way. It's one of the best ways to keep up with what Chloe is up to on a day-to-day basis.

Her self-description is simple and sweet. This is the official Chloe Lamour Twitter account. She's an adult performer and wants her fans to stay weird.

Chloe joined Twitter in July of 2018 and has since attracted nearly two hundred thousand followers. It turns out that bronze skin, fat tits, and a bubbly personality are attractive.

There are no tweets currently pinned to the top of Chloe's page. Instead, we see her last post reminding fans to check her out on Porn CZ. She is one of the hottest porn stars to ever come out of the Czech Republic.

Porn fan accounts often tweet clips of Chloe. When possible, she retweets the post so everyone can get some love. They are always the best of the best clips, so don't miss any.

Porn CZ isn't the only place you can find Chloe getting her pussy blown out. You can also locate her at Amateri. If you've never been, I highly recommend checking it out. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

While you're checking out Porn CZ and Amateri, don't forget to lay eyes on her Only Fans account. It's where much of her best content ends up. Subscription is only sixteen bucks a month, and it earns you all the Chloe content you could ever want. Plus, if you buy in bulk, you'll save significant money, so why not stare at this bitches pussy for a discount?

One Dick is Never Enough

Rarely can only one cock satisfy Chloe Lamour's craving for endless fucking. That's why she looks so joyful in the video "Three Studs with Stiff Cocks DP Busty Chloe and BFF Venera Maxima."

After Chloe and Venera finish making out and finger-banging each other's holes, they feel ready to take on some dick. Three dicks, to be precise. And these bitches aren't taking them one at a time. It's double-penetration for everyone this time around. It's a good thing that these ladies are true cocksmiths.

This is neither the first nor last time three guys have their way with Chloe's body. I'm also a big fan of her video "Airtight DP on the Pool Table with Busty Chloe and three gentlemen." It can be found on Porn World and must be watched immediately. Are they done with that pool table? Can I buy it?

Chloe does a lot of work with Porn World. I also enjoyed her in "Prize Competition Turned to Hardcore Foursome for Chloe Lamour and Zlata Shine." Why compete at each other's throats when you can join to fuck in harmony. That way, everybody wins.

Liquid Gold

I bet a question has been festering in your mind since this article started: Has Chloe Lamour ever been pissed on. The answer is yes, and much like how she prefers multiple dicks in her body, she also prefers multiple streams of piss.

As we speak, I just watched five dudes unload their bladders into this cunts mouth, and she appeared to love it. Was it only for the camera? Probably. Oh, the things humans will do for money.

I've been scrolling this bitches Twitter for some time now, and I don't think I've seen her in a scene with only one cock or pussy. This bitch is the Cost Co of cock. She only buys it by the pallet. If you approach Chloe with only one dick, she'll throw her head back and laugh at you. Her pussy is too much for only one man to handle alone least he cum in fifteen seconds.

Despite having a lucrative job in porn, women like Chloe don't need money. Whenever they want something, they can fuck for it. I'd give this bitch a spleen for a blow job if she asked nicely enough. If I'm willing to donate a spleen for a blow job, I imagine you guys would give your mind, body, and soul over to Chloe for a two-fingered hand job.

Wow. I can't believe it, guys. I finally came across a video of Chloe only fucking one dude. I was starting to think the bitch lost her virginity to the football team or something. Perhaps no one had told her you could have sex with one person at a time. While I'm glad to see Chloe expand her boundaries, I hope she sticks to multiple cocks and pussies in the future.

You might be thinking to yourself, "ok. So what? Chloe can take on multiple dicks at once. The real question is, can she take multiple giant black dicks at once?" Yes, she can, Mr. Theoretical question asker. I'm watching it right now. It's almost like her pussy and asshole lead to a universal void where infinite mass may be inserted without bodily consequence. That's an awesome superpower to have.

Hostel Honey

Are you motherfuckers familiar with Fake Hostel? If not, make yourselves fucking familiar. It's one of my favorite porn series right now, and Chloe is a central feature. I wish I knew where this hostel was located. I'd move in full-time.

Every room is inhabited by sexy sluts ready to slide any man's cock into their pussy who happens to come along. Don't forget to pop your head in the showers to check if anyone ladies need help washing their backs. Once you're done with the back, you can move around to the front. Don't forget that the bitches' insides must also be washed, not just the outside. The best way to clean the innards is with a well-lubed cock up the cooter.

Chloe recently played Cupid in a scene, but I don't think she gets how Cupid works. He's supposed to shoot an arrow at two star-crossed lovers. But, instead, she just fucks people. If anything, the bitch is ruining relationships one dick at a time.

That being said, I don't want her to change her style. This is definitely a better form of Cupid than the pussy Valentine's day version. Instead of firing arrows at hearts, Chloe gets dicks fired up her pussy. I wouldn't exactly call what is happening "love," per se, but I suppose it's not not love, for whatever that's worth.

Has Cupid ever thought about loading up his bow with dildo arrows? Also known as "dildows." If not, I highly recommend it. I think it would help bring Cupid into the modern age.

Chloe's tits are some of the best to ever come out of the Czech Republic. Her tan skin and rugged pussy will have shivers running down your spine. You'll wish you could hop through your computer screen and put a ring on that bitches finger.

The only thing that bothers me about Chloe's Twitter is all the fucking sale announcements and reminders about Porn CZ. They make up seventy-five percent of the posts. We fucking get it. Now talk about literally anything else.

Besides that little flaw, you'll have nothing but a good time staring at Chloe on her Twitter account.