Casey Calvert

Casey Calvert was born as Sarah Goldberger in Baltimore, Maryland, on March 17th, 1990, to an Orthodox Jewish family. Let's take a short moment to give thanks to extremist religions.

If it weren't for motherfuckers still living in the stone age, we'd have a lot fewer porn stars on planet earth. I'd rather have more porn stars than the world peace cutting religion out could bring. As long as I can jerk off, I don't mind if the world is burning down around me.

From Orthodox to Fucking Cocks

Though born in Maryland, Casey's family moved to Gainesville, Florida, while she was still a young child. While attending high school, Casey trained her body for a life of porn via soccer (for the body) and rhythmic gymnastics. (for stroke body mechanics) I'd say it worked out perfectly. She looks fucking incredible, and she can ride a cock like a cowgirl on a bucking bull.

After graduating high school, Casey attended the University of Florida; eventually, graduating man must cum loudly with a bachelor's degree in science after studying adolescents, zoology, and anthropology. Oops. I'm sorry. I meant to say magna cum laude, but does magna cum laude even count when it's from Florida? That's like saying I'm the least retarded retard in retard school. It's not something I would be proud of. I definitely wouldn't let my parents hang my degree on the wall.

To help make ends meet while attending to her higher education, Casey worked as a model and eventually a fetish model. It was great money and left Casey with the energy to focus on her studies.

It was in this compacity that she originally came up with her stage name. She borrowed the last name of a favorite professor; what a way to be honored and remembered. I hope he beats his meat to her content at least once a week. He owes it to her. The dude better be an Only Fans subscriber, also.

Stretching her Asshole

By 2012, Casey was ready to debut as a fully-fledged adult actress. Her first scene was filmed with Sex Art Estudio and was a success. Casey had found her life's work. All those years kicking balls and doing backflips were about to pay off like college never would.

Only two and a half months after filming her first porn scene, she was already lining up a gang bang scene for Kink. This bitch didn't waste any time. She wanted to strike vengeance on her dad for wearing those silly curly cues on his face for the last fifty years.

Not even a year after her work with Sex Art, Estudio Casey was having her asshole filled by a giant black cock in front of a high-def video camera lens for the video "Anal Sweetness." You know what, guys? This world may not be perfect, but sometimes good shit happens, and it's worth celebrating with a stroke or two.

And Casey didn't stop at having one dick in her bum bum. Only a year after taking a single dick in "Anal Sweetness," she had two dicks in "Analized."

That gumption and willingness to bust ass (literally) led Casey to work with some of the most well-respected porn studios in the world. Examples include Evil Angel, Kink, Wicked, Tushy, Pure Taboo, Deeper, Lethal Hardcore, Sex Art, Girls Way, Hard X, New Sensations, Sweetheart Video, Girlfriend's Films, Jules Jordon Video, and Adam and Eve.

In 2017, Casey received her first Adult Video News award for best group sex scene for "Orgy Masters 8." While that film is an instant classic, perhaps my favorite role of hers was in "Metal Rear Solid - The Phantom Peen." I love a good porn parody, especially when they kill the name.

At this point, Casey has been featured in around one thousand videos. Some other scenes worth mentioning are in "A Love Triangle 2," "Angelic Asses," "Lesbian Adventures - Wet Panties Trib," "Drop a Load in a Drop Out," and "Crime of Passion."

With all of her history out of the way, let's look into Casey's Twitter page, where she enjoys staying connected with her fans. Casey describes herself as "your pornstar" and a Spiegler Girl. I don't think I've ever met a Spiegler Girl I didn't love at first sight. What can I say? Spiegler has an eye for attractive talent. There's a reason he does what he does.

After filming over one thousand scenes, Casey Calvert knows a thing or two about shooting porn. That's why she is increasingly finding herself behind the camera. She is currently the Exclusive director for Lust Cinema.

Lust cinema is a porn studio and site focused on dramatic full-length films with an actual plot between all the fucking. It's probably beyond your mental capacity to watch porn and follow a storyline simultaneously, but you could give it a shot. It beats watching "The Office" or "Parks and Rec."

Custom Video Apothecary

Casey couldn't let her decision go with mentioning her custom content. Casey does not fuck around with custom content. In fact, she has gone as far as to call her custom shop a "Custom Video Apothecary. Dear Casey, My dick is sick, and the only thing that can cure it is some muddled pussy suspended in its own juices.

The last item she mentions is her IG account. There is plenty of sexy content over there to make your penis spin in your pants.

Currently, Casey calls Los Angeles home. She joined Twitter in September of 2012 and has since gathered over three hundred and twenty-five thousand followers. That's what happens when you go from rookie to double anal in under a year.

Content Breakdown

The thread pinned to the top of Casey's wall right now is all business and all pleasure. She lists every place where you can find her content on the net.

First off, Casey is on Only Fans every single day of the week, answering direct messages, giving jerk-off instructions, flicking the bean, taking naked selfies, and generally doing amateur porn-type shit.

If you're looking for something more extreme such as BDSM, golden showers, anal, and triple X, head over to her Loyal Fans account. It's all there.

If you're curious to see the content Casey directs, you already know to go to Lust Cinema. If you can't stop thinking about her Custom Video Apothecary, visit her official website. You'll be more than glad you did.

Finally, head to Many Vids if you're looking for a porn storefront experience. She lists selected content there one month after it's been released on fan sites. She has enough content in her archives to keep a man busy for years to cum. Plus, because Casey is a good woman, she ends the thread with a picture of her butt as a reward for reading it.

As I'm sure you can tell at this point, Casey doesn't beat around the bush. If she's going to get spanked for a scene, she wants to be fucking spanked. Just check out a picture of her ass the day after. Her cheeks look like they've been through a warzone. That's what happens when you let John Paul the Pope tie you up. Can we get this bitch some gauze?

Casey had a great Thanksgiving this year. That's probably because she got pretty fucking litty. At least Casey is a funny drunk. She quoted herself the day: "I have a really important project to finish, and then I might shave my head." Please don't, Casey. I like you just the way you are.

You should pay extra attention to Casey during the holidays. She often runs specials on her content that are not to be missed. The only thing better than jerking off to a naked Casey Calvert is jerking off to a naked Casey Calvert for cheap. I'm trying to empty my balls, not my bank account.

Winning

Casey is incredibly proud to announce that she received more award nominations this year than ever before. It even includes a nom for the gay Adult Video News Awards because Casey is down to clown.

There is one final service I haven't brought up yet, mostly because I don't think you guys will get much use out of it. Casey does dick and nude ratings if you want to know where you stand. I can't imagine any of you do, though. If so, I'll tell you now for free. You look like fucking hell, and not even a blind bitch in a coma would fuck you.

However, anyone with a set of eyes and at least one genital wants to fuck the shit out of Casey. You guys will never get that shot, but at least you can watch her fuck luckier gents than yourselves.

I don't see much wrong with Casey's Twitter page. This bitch knows how to do porn right. My one request is that she leaves her body natural and never gets ass or titty implants.

I bet you've already started typing out your customs request, haven't you?