Karla Kush

The gorgeous blonde Karla Kush was born in Las Vegas, Nevada, on January 19th, 1991. Her beautiful looks spring from her French, Swiss, and Austrian origins. Thank goodness we all get to see her naked.

Porn College vs Texas

Karla attended high school in Las Vegas, and you know what that means. It means she was destined to become a porn star from the moment her father's sperm met her mother's egg. Karla's family moved to Texas before she graduated, so she didn't get her degree from porn college, also known as Las Vegas High.

After graduating in Texas, she did the thing all female Texas grads do: Get married to some army guy at 18, so her first divorce is under her belt before she can rent a fucking car.

If you're an 18-year-old kid reading this who's about to get married, fuck you, dumb ass. Don't do it. Cut to twenty years later, and I have to be stuck in traffic behind your retarded fucking kids you didn't raise right because you had them before you could buy beer at the gas station. The world would be better off if you cut your cock off instead of getting married.

Not only did Karla attend high school in Las Vegas. She was also a theater kid. People not in theater assume theater kids are just nerdy motherfuckers who sit around reading Shakespear all day. Well, you would be wrong. Theater kids are nerdy motherfuckers who sit around reading Shakespear when they aren't having group sex behind the curtains of the main stage.

Theater kids are horny, repressed, and ready to fuck. Debauchery ensues when you pack a bunch of those fuckers into the same room. Let's just say that if you're ever getting a theater tour, don't touch anything.

Karla's first jobs after graduating were in child care because, you know: Texas. If a woman isn't going to become a Christian concubine for the lord immediately after being handed a degree, she has to train by working at a daycare.

Fortunately for us and the planet at large, Seattle is far from Texas, and it only took a few years for Karla to go from nanny to webcam model. You've got to love the north. Of course, it's chilly, but at least bitches get naked on the internet.

From Camming to Cocking

Karla was met with much success on the webcam circuit, and money was rushing in. So it was only a matter of time before she found her way into the porn industry. By august of 2013, a twenty-two-year-old Karla was shooting her first scenes for Team Skeet. Team Skeet is a fantastic adult entertainment studio to begin your career with.

Since her humble beginings, Karla has worked with such greats as New Sensations, Mile High, Blacked, Penthouse, 21sextury, Naughty America, Vixen, Pure Play Media, Tushy, Evil Angel, Blacked, Deeper, and Reality Kings.

At first, her scenes were pretty vanilla, but once the money comes knocking, it's hard to turn down. What's the elasticity around your asshole matter when you've got a bank account to fill up?

Anal Specialist

In 2016 Karla filmed her first anal sex scene for the movie First Anal. She was joined by fellow anal virgins Whitney Westgate, Gigi Allens, and Rebel Lynn.

It turns out that Karla has an extremely talented anus. Since shooting her first O-ring penetration, it has become one of her specialties. Stand back when she spreads those cheeks and get a good look before blowing a load. You'll never be inside of it, but I can tell you from experience that it's tight and full of my cum.

Only a year after First Anal was released, Karla won an Adult Video News award for best MHM threesome scene for her work in Anal Beauty 4, alongside Alex Grey and Christian Devil.

It just so happens that as of the writing of this article, Karla has worked on more than four hundred and twenty films. Despite the fun number, I doubt Karla will be retiring on it.

As you have probably guessed, Karla enjoys smoking weed. Seattle must have really bred the Texas out of her. She's flicking the bean on webcams, shoving black cocks up her asshole, and blowing blunts. The transformation is complete. That's why her Twitter handle is Karla Kush 420. Oh, and also, it's why her last name is Kush.

Bitch Been Twatting

Karla describes herself as an award-winning adult actor and content creator. Check out her All My Links account to gain access to everywhere she releases content.

Karla joined Twitter in March of 2013 and has since gathered three hundred and thirty-six thousand followers. It turns out that a lot of people out there enjoy smoking weed and tugging their willy.

The pinned tweet at the top of Karla's wall is a picture of her naked body in bed with the caption, "thirty-one years young and still getting hotter every day." The bitch isn't lying. All that weed must be good for her skin.

I'm writing this review amid the Elon Musk Twitter debacle; so many ladies are lamenting the fuck ups or asking questions. For example, Karla could not figure out how to get her Verified checkmark under the new system. Fortunately, some fans were able to help her out. I bet Karla was just too high to function at the time.

Not only does Karla have a skilled and talented asshole. She's also a squirter. And I'm not talking about dribbling a few drops here and there. I'm talking about the fountains at the MGM Grand where Karla grew up.

She recently posted a clip of some small squirt aftershocks that proceeded the tidal wave. If you want the full Tsunami experience, you'll have to subscribe to Karla's Only Fans account.

Karla loves retweeting compliments she gets from fans, and they have a lot of good things to say about her. "The delectable Karla Kush 420 will steal your heart with a simple flutter of her eyelashes."

You motherfuckers know how much I love massage and oil porn. Fortunately, Karla is no stranger to the stuff. She received a titty job for the ages from Angela White. I've blown more than a few loads enjoying their work together. I wish I could have been sandwiched between them. They wouldn't have needed any more lube. My cock would have been a steady faucet of jizz juice.

It's nice when other folks in the industry do advertising for you. Toni PR News is a big fan of Karla and posted all her links the other day. Naturally, Karla retweeted it, so it seems as good a time as ever to tell you to check out this bitches Only Fans, Many Vids, Sex Panther, and Amazon Wishlist. Toni also posted where to reach out to book this cunt. Karla's always looking for that next buck.

Tug, But Don't Yank

Do you ever see a porn gif that makes you grit your teeth? The experience can go one of two ways. Either the gif is so hot you have to grit your teeth as you cum, or it's so disturbing you can feel it in your loins.

The gif I'm looking at now falls into the second category. Karla has a dude bent over with his dick pointing between his legs as Karla strokes it. The problem is that while one hand works the shaft, the other tugs on the balls with great force.

I love having my balls pulled. It's an excellent way for a bitch to make me suddenly cum if she can't take the dick any longer. However, there is a pound-per-square-inch limit I don't wish to surpass. I want to be able to walk after draining my balls.

Thirsty mouths is another one of Karla's biggest fans. Sometimes he scrapes up her old scenes and throws fresh light on them. He recently posted a link to a foursome scene with Karla Kush, Jillian Janson, and two black stunt cocks.

It's one of Thirsty's favorite scenes, no matter how old. He doesn't want the youth to miss out on such gold, so he dedicates the post to young porn addicts everywhere. Isn't that nice of him? Someone has to think of the children, god damnit.

Karla is one sexy pot smoker. I'm glad all that blazing hasn't turned her into a lazy slob. Men need her to keep shooting porn for many years to come.

I do have a complaint, though. Karla's Twitter handle is Karla Kush 420, but I don't see her smoking weed anywhere. I don't doubt she does in private, but where are the videos of her flicking the bean while she rolls and puffs a jay? This is the kind of content stoner masturbators wants in their lives.

Why don't you clear your "busy" schedule and get yourself a dutch, a dime, and a tissue box? Karla is waiting for you, and she wants your brain high and your balls empty.