Mz Dani

Mz. Dani calls herself TheOnlyDani2x on Twitter, which is kind of funny when you think about it. She had to add “The Only” to her username because there was already a Dani2x on the platform. That other Dani signed up in 2010 and never did a damn thing with the account, not even a single tweet or follow. The Dani we’ll be talking about today is a much newer arrival on the social media monster, having just signed up in April 2024. She may have showed up over a decade later, but she’s already crushing the old Dani2x’s tweet record by the thousands.

Likewise with the followers, of which this Dani already has nearly 300,000. Twitter.com gets billions of visits a month, so that’s just a little drop in the hat, but I bet it’s a lot more than you’ve got. It makes sense, though. Nobody’s interested in your fedora collection or personalized neckbeard grooming techniques, but quite a lot of horny masturbators would love to see all these explicit tweets from a blonde PAWG pornstar. I’ve been seeing Mz. Dani fuck her way around the web for a few years now, and I was thrilled when she became a fresh presence in my Twitter feed.

Oh My Fucking God, That Ass!

If I’m remembering correctly, I first caught Mz. Dani’s work on HussiePass a couple years ago. That was one of the first sites she banged on before moving on to brands like Brazzers, Reality Kings and Bang Bros. Her association with those major players really says a lot about Dani and her career. You don’t hump your way through the biggest, most popular porn sites in the world unless you’re good at it and good-looking, too.

Even if TheOnlyDani2x Twitter feed is your first encounter with the lovely Mz. Dani, you’ll notice immediately that she meets both of those criteria. There’s a pinned tweet from last month at the very top of her page, showing the babe posing naked, looking over her shoulder and giving us a beautiful view from behind. She’s got a pretty face, big jugs and an overall thicc, sexy body.

And oh my fucking god, that ass! Mz. Dani is the very definition of PAWG, and I hope to see a photo of her included if Wikipedia ever touches on the topic. (Currently, their PAWG disambiguation page only talks about some airplane stuff.) Dani is a Phat Ass White Girl with a truly phat, truly amazing ass, highlighted in that pinned tweet.

Of course, that ain’t the only shot of Mz. Dani’s ass you’ll find via TheOnlyDani2x. She’s posting fresh ones all the goddamn time, not to mention videos of all that cake jiggling, often while riding on cock. In fact, she posted a 10-second clip of exactly that just yesterday, along with a link to buy the full version on her ManyVids page.

If you made a Venn diagram of Mz. Dani fans and enthusiasts of big butts, it might be a perfect circle. If you’re in that circle, you’re going to love this feed. When I first followed her, I thought it was just going to be media of Mz. Dani herself, which would have been easily worth my time. Turns out, she’s got the same interests as the rest of us, making her feed a real thing of beauty.

TheOnlyDani2x posts a ton of big booty adult content, featuring herself and other similarly endowed pornstars. Yesterday, she retweeted a clip of Lissa Aires shaking the junk in her trunk while wearing nothing but a beanie. Before that, she showed us Shakka Fernandez twerking in a dressing room mirror. Another video shows Dani and another blonde PAWG both riding the same lucky dude. She’s also got some shots of her big-booty cousin. No shit, in the process of writing this review, I ended up following a handful of thick babes I found through Dani’s tweets and retweets.

Damn, This Girl is Busy

Twitter.com has been in the news a lot lately, but never for the shit I’m interested in. I’m genuinely curious if that’s because the general population is more interested in politics than sex, or if it’s just because they don’t really talk about porn on CNN. Honestly, I’ve found that life is a lot less stressful now that I’ve stripped down my twitter feed to pornstars, porn sites, and similar fap fodder. I’d rather follow a babe like TheOnlyDani2x than somebody whose tweets are going to get me all riled up.

Despite its reputation, there’s certainly no shortage of good content on Twitter. Hell, even if you only followed Dani, you’d still get a steady stream of fresh content to shake your dick at. She usually tweets and retweets a few times a day, popping a few delicious morsels of booty into the feeds of anybody smart enough to click the Follow button beside her pouty-lipped face.

A few hours ago, she posted a low shot of her shorts hanging off and her ass hanging out. “Can sumone please help me lift this thanng?!” she wrote, and she’s received no fewer than 58 responses so far, because who wouldn’t want to give her a hand? She also posted a link to her OnlyFans. Yesterday, she retweeted a lot of ass, a little bit of cocksucking and some dick riding, too.

The majority of Mz. Dani’s tweets are promotional, offering samples galore from her X-rated content around the web. Some pornstars tweet jokes, rants, random thoughts and memes between their nudes and tit-wank clips, but Dani’s mainly business. Some folks prefer that, because it’s easier to whack off to, but I really like when girls share a bit more of themselves. Dani’s 36, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s actually on social media somewhere, but keeps her personal and porn lives completely separate.

To date, TheOnlyDani2x has tweeted around 4,000 times, and you can beat off to most of those tweets. One thing that most people don’t realize about Twitter.com is that it often carries the biggest free collections of material featuring pornstars who use the platform. If there’s another, bigger cheapskate-friendly archive of Mz. Dani’s stuff out there, I sure as hell don’t know about it or it’d be ruining my productity just like Twitter.

And What’s Mz. Dani Up to Today?

As far as I’m concerned, there are two main reasons to follow pornstars on Twitter, TheOnlyDani2x included. I think I’ve already been pretty clear about the first, which is all the free fap material. The other major reason is so you know where else they’re exposing themselves and getting fucked on the internet. You could check a site like IAFD every day, but their text-based pornography discography isn’t very conducive to jacking off on its own. With Twitter, you stay up to date, and you get to keep fapping all the time.

Twitter is how I know Dani has a new video where she fucks in every room of a new home. It’s also how I know she’s selling videos on ManyVids, subscriptions on OnlyFans, and doing Facetime calls with members on her site. Twitter is where I found out I can buy a custom fuckable Mz. Dani synthetic ass that jiggles like the real thing, and fuck, now I need to come up with $875 or I think my balls just might explode.

I must confess, I’ve got ass on my mind, probably because I’ve been gawking at Mz. Dani’s for the last couple hours. Her whole feed is just an absolute goldmine for PAWG fans, and I can’t stop scrolling. She’s beautiful in every single photo and video, and I’ll be honest, I’m probably going to go sign up for her OnlyFans after I finish banging out this review. If there’s one downside to all that free promotional fap fodder, it’s my own shitty willpower and weak sales resistance.

If you like pretty white girls with huge asses, I definitely recommend clicking that Follow button on TheOnlyDani2x’s page. Twitter.com is only as much fun as the users you follow, so it only makes sense to fill your feed with babes like Mz. Dani. With literally just one click, you can get multiple daily deliveries of micro-dosed Dani content to keep your hands busy and your palms hairy. Seriously, my dudes, why wouldn’t you?