Ariana Marie

Sometimes I see a porn star so fucking sexy I have to take a moment and thank the universe that she gets naked on camera. Yes. There are tons of beautiful bitches in the porn industry, but some take it to a whole new level.

The .01 Percent

I'm talking about bitches that don't need to hide behind makeup and fake tits. Bitches that need no help looking fuckable as hell. Ladies like this are few and far between, but they're worth looking for.

In fact, I have one for you today named Ariana Marie. Ariana couldn't be more of an all-natural beauty. Every part of her body, from her face to her feet, tickles perfection. I could spend the rest of my life fucking this bitch into oblivion.

Ariana Marie was born in Dallas, Texas, on March 15th, 1993. Her look is very cosmopolitan, as her family has Irish, German, Belgian, and Puerto Rican roots. It definitely helps to explain how she got so goddamn sexy. She was crafted from sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Ari was the youngest of three siblings. I wonder if she has any sisters. If so, group sex, anyone? I'm trying to impregnate the whole family. Let's add some more countries to those roots.

After the mandatory brief stint as a waitress that every porn star must pass, Arianna entered the adult entertainment industry in 2013 at the age of twenty. She had missed her window as a teen, but to be fair, the bitch is well into her twenties now and still looks eighteen.

Arianna shot her first scene for the Porn Pros portal, and it starred Mari and Danny Mountain. Despite it being her first outing, Arianna's scene did very well. It all but launched her into stardom.

Only two years after getting her start, Arinna was named Pet of the Month by the world-famous Penthouse magazine. In the very same month, Twistys named her the treat of the month. People were really starting to pay attention now.

In 2015 Arianna was nominated for the best new actress award by both Adult Video News and XBIZ. That year she was also nominated for the best MHM trio scene for her work in Keisha, costarring Keisha Gray and Manuel Ferrara.

The following year Arianna received two trio nominations from Adult Video News for her roles in "Slut Puppies 9" and "Just Jillian." Apparently, "Just Jillian" wasn't just Jillian.

Her most significant award to date is being named Vixen's Angel of the Year. That's a high honor in the porn community. That's something she can take home to her mama with pride... maybe.

Approved by the Twitter Titty Commitee

Let's peek at what Arianna gets up to on her Twitter account. As long as her tits are a feature of her wall, I'll be a happy camper. I'm easy to please.

Arianna skips a description and instead links her Only Fans. She releases not only videos but also chats and does live shows. Keep an eye on her Twitter for alerts when chats and live performances are going down.

She joined Twitter in July of 2013 and, in the interim period, has garnered six hundred thousand followers. I'm not the only one that can't get enough of this cunt. She looks like her pussy tastes like strawberry shortcake.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Arianna's wall advertises a sale she is having on her personal website. Sign-up is free until November 14th. If it's not too late, take advantage of that deal. It's the best-priced pussy on the market right now.

Some of my favorite content Arianna releases is her solo shit. I don't need any other cocks or pussies sullying my screen. Just give me some pure uncut Ari, and I'm happy as a pig in shit.

When I watch this bitch masturbate, I get right against my seventy-inch ultra high-def screen, so I don't miss a single detail of her body. I want to see every mole and hair follicle. I want to count the wrinkles on her asshole. I want to get a view deep inside her birth canal. You could turn this bitch inside out like a harlequin baby, and I'll still jerk off to her.

Like a Warm Apple Pie on the Windowsill

I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking that you wish you were me so you'd have a shot at actually fucking the unholy hell out of this bitches holes. While I can't and won't switch bodies with you, there is a way you can get closer to Arianna without actually getting closer.

Arianna is a saint who loves her fans, so she sells worn bra and pantie sets. I know you want a whiff of this bitches under grundel. It smells like fucking peaches and cream. When you put those panties to your face, you'll think someone is baking a cherry tart.

I officially label Arianna's pussy as the best-smelling and tasting pussy in porn. If you were to ask me what I want for dessert right now, you wouldn't be able to finish your question before I said, Arianna Marie.

It doesn't take a genius to look at Ari and put together that she'd look good in a sexy schoolgirl outfit. She was built for them. I could imagine her being any more well-suited.

That's why it's not shocking that she sells a lot of 18+ schoolgirl content on her Many Vids. Many Vids is a fantastic place to purchase Ari's content by the minute. I know it won't take long for you fucks to cum, so why buy a whole video? Ninety [percent of it will be a waste. You're lucky if you make it past Ari taking her bra off.

I didn't need to see a picture to know Arianna owns a dog. She is defiantly a dog person. What would it take for her to snuggle up with you like she does that dog? A severe brain injury? Sudden blindness? Early onset Alzheimers? Even if she suffered from all three, I don't think you're getting puppy treatment. I'm sorry.

Porn studios recognize Ari's talent as much as we do. When Brazzers refers to you as the world's finest, you know you've made it. Brazzers is one of the world's most respected and watched porn producers. If anyone knows what the fuck they are talking about, it's Brazzers.

Milk and Eggs

I've got to figure out where Arianna does her grocery shopping. She recently posted a pic of a titty-heavy outfit with the caption, "errands attire." That's her Errands attire? Jesus fucking Christ. She must have a train of drooling perverts a mile long following her at Aldi's.

Do they even let her in the store? I mean, I would, but that's probably why I'm not a grocery store manager. No one else is doing any shopping when those tits are out and about. I came to get milk and eggs, but not this kind of milk and eggs.

I saved the most niche aspect of Arianna's Twitter til now. She is currently pregnant. I bet all of you pregnant fetishists just busted a nut in your pants. Ari has a baby on board, and she's having a blast showing off her pregnancy body. She has almost as much fun as her fans have watching her.

This does elevate Ari to Milf status, but she doesn't have the milf look. The bitch looks eighteen and one days old, even with a swollen and prego belly. This bitch will still be getting carded at bars when she's eighty.

If you're not a fan of prego porn, don't worry. Ari is still releasing backlogged content from before she got knocked up. I will say, though, if you get the chance to fuck a pregnant cunt at some point, take it.

Pregnant bitches are so horny it's almost violent. If you don't give them the cock, they'll take it. Prepare to dick them down or be brutally fucked.

You'd think pregnant chicks are slow, but when getting some good is on the line, they'll snap into action like a marine. At least you never have to worry about wearing a condom. You can dump nuts all up in their guts, and the only thing you have to worry about is getting the fetus sticky.

Ari is one of the sexiest ladies to ever do porn. I could stare at her naked body all day long and still not get enough. If one of you guys put your penis inside of her, you'd bust ten years' worth of nuts and not be able to get hard again for a decade.

My suggestion to Ari is to go back in time and not get pregnant. I don't want motherhood distracting you from making as much porn as possible.

Come get an eyeful of Arianna's incredible body on her Twitter account as soon as possible. You'll thank yourself that you did.