Vanna Bardot

Vanna Bardot was born in Denver, Colorado, on March 2nd, 1996. As a ballet dancer, Vanna has always had sex in her veins. Technically, ballet is a form of dance, but in all reality, it's fuck training. It tones the body, stretches the muscles, firms the ass, teaches rhythm, and comes with a leotard. I can't think of a better way to train for fucking that doesn't involve actual fucking.

Whatcha Gunna Do When They Cum For You?

As to be expected, Vanna was a bad girl throughout her middle and high school career. She explains in a Fleshbot interview that she always got in trouble for this and that, but the main issue was the dress code. Vanna was regularly called to the principal's office about her tiny short shorts and skin-tight leggings. Not to mention that she would color her hair every other week. The school didn't mind that part, but her ballet instructors hated it.

Of course, no bad girl is bad until she's a party girl, and Vanna certainly was. She could throw down with the best of them and started drinking a bit young.

All this rebellion and partying led Vanna to lose her virginity to a woman during her first month of high school. Then only two weeks later, the first penis crossed the threshold of her uterus. This was only the beginning for Vanna, but she already had an inkling of where life would take her.

Vanna spent her summers off waking up early to watch porn before her parents woke up. She was as fascinated as she was turned on. Had she been of age, she might have moved to Los Angeles right then and there. Some of her favorite performers were Sasha Grey, Owen Grey, Stoya, Janice Griffith, Riley Reid, Xander Corvus, James Deen, and Rocco Siffredi, just to name a few.

In order to buy time, Vanna worked as a hairdresser and makeup artist from fifteen to eighteen. However, it only taught her that she hated doing other people's hair and makeup. she would rather just be doing people.

After finally graduating and getting out of her teacher's hair, Vanna began dancing at the local strip club and performing webcam shows. I have a feeling many of her fellow classmates and several teachers frequented both the club and her live streams once she started working.

Porn 101

Once she turned nineteen, Vanna was already restless with stripping and cam shows. But before jumping head-first into porn, she did a fuck ton of research. Vanna might be a bad girl, but she wants to know what she's getting into. Plus, coming into the industry with some knowledge makes you less of a target for douchebags and scammers.

Vanna watched every documentary and listened to interviews with all the stars. She even watched the Adult Video News Awards to see who was on top of the game.

After filling her brain with as much Porn 101 as possible, Vanna filmed her first solo scene for AM Kingdom. She based her name on her first female crush in high school. I wonder if that bitch knows her name has become infamous amongst cock-strokers.

2018 was a busy year for Vanna. She filmed videos such as "Vanna Bardot Gets Her First Taste of West Coast Cock," "Ballet Cock Whore," "Deep-Throating Nerd," and "The Headgear Hottie."

Yes, that kind of headgear. Now would be a good time to mention that Vanna has shot a lot of brace-face porn. To this day, the bitch still looks just as she did on her Eighteenth birthday. She is the essence of faux bait.

Let's check out this little sluts Twitter page. It's the ideal platform to keep up with all the shit Vanna is getting herself into these days.

OTM Everything

She describes herself as a Slayed Official exclusive performer. Slayed is an excellent studio to sign up with. Their content is always spot on. Before becoming a Slayed exclusive model, Vanna had been a Penthouse pet in Jan '21, a Cherry Pimps Cherry of the month Nov '20, and a Twisty's treat of the month Dec '21. This bitch gets around.

This article is being written in the middle of the Musk Twitter bullshit, so Vanna wants fans to know that this is her only Twitter account.

Vanna joined Twitter in Sept 2017 and has since collected nearly three hundred thousand followers. That's what happens when you age like a fairy.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Vanna's page includes a picture with the caption, "Hi! Now say hi back," with an arrow pointing toward her Only Fans. Her Only Fans is the best way to directly communicate with one of the hottest cunts in the industry.

Anytime Vanna has content coming out on Slayed, she retweets the release announcement. For example, on December 7th, her scene with the incredible Sky Pierce debuted. If you haven't seen it, I won't be upset if you put this article down for a minute to watch. I'm only watching the trailer, and it has me sweating.

A Ho Needs Trophies

If you're reading this before the 2024 XBIZ awards, rock the vote for Vanna as the performer of the year. She's been proving herself in the industry for five years, and it shows. She'll bring home a performer of the year one day, so why not make it now?

Vanna is a bad girl who's been watching porn since she was fifteen. Of course, she does freaky fetish and kink content. The bitch is no angel. She's willing to do anything and only gets freakier by the year. God knows what she could be shooting in her forties.

Check out "Vanna Bardot - Tormented Slut in Steel Bondage - Device Bondage." Vanna doesn't let just any Tom, Dick, or Harry torture her pussy into submission. Only the most talented doms get to make this bitch scream out in simultaneous agony and pleasure. Doms such as John Paul the Pope.

John Paul goes to work on this cunt, making every nerve in her body fire. He uses all the tools at his disposal, including clothing pins, staff-mounted dildos, and horse crops. By the time he's done, Vanna doesn't even know what country she's in anymore.

Vanna's fans are itching so badly for her to return to Blacked for a scene that they can't stop tweeting about it. Don't worry, gents. Vanna clearly got the message considering she retweeted one of the fan requests. I think we can expect her to show up for some big black cock sometime in 2024.

Meet your Herhos

Vanna Bardot will appear at the X3 expo in Hollywood, California, on January 13th and 14th, and you don't want to miss her. If you think Vanna looks like a treat on screen, you'll have a stroke when you see her in person. They say you should never meet your heroes, but I don't think porn heroes count.

It turns out that Anna Claire Cloud from Elegant Angel and Vanna Bardot from Slayed go together like two peas in a pod. When their powers combine, they create some of the hottest lesbian porn on the market. Outside of hair and skin tone, these bitches look like they could be sisters. If they were, I'd have no problem being in the middle of that taboo sandwich.

Just because Vanna is a bad girl and sex addict doesn't mean she lacks the acting chops to feature in more plot-driven porn films. She recently participated in the 90s punk-rock skater coming-of-age hit "Grinders." If you're in your thirties/forties, skate, and still listen to Blink-182, this is a must-see.

Don't worry. The plot doesn't get in the way of the well-shot sex scenes, and you can skip all that bull shit if you like anyway. Personally, I don't need a plot for my porn. I make up the plot in my head. However, if I'm looking for a regular movie, I'd rather watch one with porn than some Marvel garbage.

A bitch might think she's a petite slut that still looks eighteen, but is it true if she's never filmed a scene with Nubile Films? No, it's not. That's why Vanna Bardot is all over Nubile Films. She is the essence of the company. If Nubile didn't already exist, it would have popped into existence the moment Vanna filmed her first porno.

I have a feeling that ten years from now, Vanna is still going to look like a college student. I also have a feeling that ten years from now, I'll still be beating off to her.

As I scrolled along her Twitter, I saw no live shows. That's where Vanna got her start, and I'd love to see her skill level five years later.

I would say that you should rush over to see Vanna because she's not getting any younger, but I'm not so sure that's true. But that gives you all the more reason to make haste.