Alex Coal

We all know what a classic porn star looks like. You and I have seen plenty of them over the years. They have a face full of lip filler, tits full of tit filler, an ass full of ass filler, and an expression that says, "fuck me on top of a pile of dirty needles.

Lip Filler's Not Always a Dick Filler

It's not a look that's particularly attractive in person, but it works great on screen. All the disproportional sex organs trick the brain's wiring into filling your dick with blood and your vas deferens with cum. It's like a virus that hacks your balls and forces them to drain with great force.

However, that's not the only look a porn star can be successful with. Personally, the lip-injected barbie doll isn't my favorite genre of porn performer. I much prefer the nerdy girl next door. The type of chick I might see walking her dog or out for a morning run.

That's the type of bitch Alex Coal is. She looks just as likely to explain how nuclear fission works as she does to bend over and let you into her asshole. We can do both at the same time if it makes you happy. I can't promise I'll retain anything you say, though.

The Home of Porn

Alex was born on June 5th, 1991, in the home of porn: Las Vegas. Being born as a female in Las Vegas increases your chance of becoming a porn star fourfold. It's like the Garden of Eden for loose pussy. Everywhere you look, there are women about to film their first scene in a cheap vegas casino hotel room. Even with the cigarette smoke Circus Circus still smells like pussy and crushed dreams.

After completing high school (does attending Las Vegas high even count as school?) Alex did customer service and office work for several years. It was ok money, but it's expensive to live in Vegas. She certainly wasn't going to be able to afford retirement, just shuffling papers around.

As with most porn stars these days, Alex got her start as a webcam model. At first, it was to supplement her income, but it eventually became a full-time gig.

By 2015 she was dating porn star Micheal Masters, and he was encouraging her to dive head-first into the industry. Why stop at webcamming? You've already put yourself out there, and there is much more money to make in hardcore porn.

It didn't take much convincing, so Alex shot her first scene later that year after signing with Hussie Models Agency.

Since debuting at twenty-four, Alex has starred in films for all the most respected studios. This includes Zero Tolerance, Naughty America, Pure Taboo, Evil Angel, Twistys, Digital sin, Blacked, Girlfriends Films, New Sensations, Devil's Films, Mofos, Reality Kings, Nubile, Pure Taboo, Jules Jordan Video, and many more.

Tits Your Mother Could Love

It's time to see what this Vegas native is up to on her Twitter account. The wallpaper behind Alex's profile picture is a screenshot of a fan's tweet about her. I feel it perfectly describes her energy on screen. "Finally! A porn star you could take home to meet your mother. You're a breath of fresh air, Alex."

Alex's description is all business. If you want to book Alex, you better have money. If you meet that requirement, contact OC modeling. If you were wondering, yes, Alex is still a Vegas resident.

She is an APAC (The Adult Performer Advocacy Committee) board member. That makes sense considering her nerdy attributes. I guess Alex could still be a dumbass, but if so, she hides it well.

I'm sorry, boys. You'll be very sad to know that Alex is not an FSSW (Full-Service Sex Worker). There is no way in hell you'll ever feel the inside of her vagina with your penis. I take that back. Unless you're the corner that does Alex's post-mortem autopsy, you'll never feel the inside of her vagina with your penis.

Apparently, Alex is an award-winning personality, but she doesn't specify what those awards are. Are they actually for her personality, or are they for her skills with a dick? Something tells me it's the latter.

Alex considers herself a stoic, which I appreciate. Given the nature of the business, many porn stars are stoics or at least try to be. I'd say Alex accomplishes it very well. Plus, I don't think many porn stars even know what the fuck stoic means. That's why I love my nerdy next-door porn stars.

Finally, Alex wants all her fans to know she is not single. She's been with Mike Masters for a long time, and I don't see it ending anytime soon. You'll have to bide your time and hope he dies in a plane crash or some shit.

While Alex still calls Las Vegas home, according to Twitter, she lives in your heart. Specifically the left atrium. I bet she is the only porn star with a basic grasp of cardiac anatomy. Pretty impressive stuff. It makes me want to jam my dick so far in her guts that the tip tickles her left atrium.

I'm a little confused by Alex's choice of tweet to pin at the top of her page. She chose to pin one of the automatically generated posts that propagate when a performer makes a sale on Many Vids.

There is no lack of those posts on her page. In fact, the very next fucking post is another sale announcement. Why not make the pinned tweet something original and personal? It's definitely a better idea than a soulless auto-generated message.

Live Alerts

Keep an eye on Alex's Twitter because she alerts fans when she'll be doing a live show, and you don't want to miss that. Alex comes into her own during live shows. It's one of my favorite ways to beat off to her.

A fan recently tweeted that Alex is pregnant, and she didn't want that misinformation spreading, so she quoted the tweet and assuaged our fears. No, Alex is not pregnant, thank goodness. I suppose all of you pregnant fetishists are a bit disappointed. You could always ask for a custom video of Alex with a beach ball under her shirt.

Despite all of your porn experience, I doubt you dumbasses know what a merkin is, but I bet you've seen one without knowing it. A merkin is a feminine pubic toupee often worn by women with alopecia or chemical burns.

While Alex is not known to wear one regularly, she did don one for her role as a sexy Werewolf masturbating with a Hitachi Wand. If you want to see this merkin for yourself, you can purchase the clip on Many Vids.

There is a recent Tik Tok challenge that Alex has been enjoying where women with good sex lives with their husbands explain how it works. While the woman Alex retweets brings up some good points, I couldn't help but notice she didn't have a ring on.

This bitch is making shit up and setting the bar too high for us debaucherous perverts. I'm not doing the dishes, so you'll suck my dick. You'll do the dishes while you suck my dick. That's how this relationship works.

A Dangerous Combo

Alex gets to work with some of the sexiest young female talents in the biz for her lesbian scenes. All you have to do is scroll to see if I'm correct. She recently shot a video for Bang Bros that features Kenzie Love. If you haven't had the opportunity to see Kenzie naked, you're fucking up.

She is one of the freshest faces in porn, and her body is incredible. When combined with Alex Coal, you get a sexual super group capable of unleashing gallons of cum from thousands of men. I can't get enough of these two together. It's pure masturbation magic.

One of my favorite video clips on Alex's wall is from a recent sexpo where she met fans, signed autographs, and sold merch. One lucky lady approached and asked Alex to punch and slap her in the face.

Of course, Alex was more than willing to oblige and ended up slapping and punching this bitch many times. But no matter how hard she hit, the bitch wanted more.

Alex Coal is one of the sexiest nerds in porn. I feel good inside after beating off to her. I think my mom would approve of me beating my meat to this bitch.

I mentioned my only complaint earlier in the article. Alex should pin a more personal and sexy tweet to the top of her page than a Many Vids sale announcement.

Head over to Alex's Twitter as soon as possible and watch her munch on Kenzie Love's tight little twat.