Sheena Ryder

I love this new globalized world we're living in, where more and more people are pumping out mixed babies. It's already become clear that these mixed folks are generally sexier than their purebred counterparts. That's why all the pure breeds get mad about it. Competition is getting tough, and the mutts are winning.

That's why when I heard that a new half-Puerto Rican and half-Greek bitch was entering the industry, I was all eyes and ears. That sound's like a blend I need in my life right away. Plus, the Cuisine is going to be banging.

Bad Girl Turned Worse

Sheena Ryder was born in Los Angeles, California, on January 19th, 1984. She spent her youth in southern California, which makes plenty of sense. Los Angeles is the home of porn in the US and around the globe. She was born with porn in her blood.

Sheena was a real troublemaker in high school. She skipped glass, didn't do homework, was disrespectful to teachers, and generally didn't give a fuck. When reflecting on that time period, Sheena isn't sure why she made those choices, but the deed is done, and the results are awesome.

After dropping out, Sheena got her GED and began working little part-time jobs here and there. Eventually, she found herself filing medical records and pondering a career in medician.

Because she didn't do well in high school, Sheena chose the military to get her medical training. There she could learn and make money simultaneously. However, trouble followed Sheena to the army, and soon she got into similar trouble as in school. The bitch was too busy partying and being young and dumb.

However, she did manage to get some proper medical training and worked in emergency rooms, burn wards, and the like.

Throughout this trepidatious time, Sheena was very sexual. It seems like bad girls always are. Her strong sexual urges led her to the southern Cali swing scene, where she became a prominent member. It's in the swing scene that Sheena begins meeting porn stars.

Marcus London for the Win

Professional stunt cock Marcus London was the first to tell Sheena she should try porn. However, it would take a couple of years of research before she would feel comfortable jumping in.

By 2010, Sheena felt informed enough to give porn a try. A friend took sample pictures of Sheena that she brought to her first agent. It was clear to said agent that Sheena had the magic. She was sexy, skilled with a cock, and pumped out fuck-me energy. The agent hired her right then and there, no questions asked. Her first scene was a blow job scene shot for the Goo Goo Girls with Rodney Moore.

You Bet Her Sweet Ass

Since then, Sheena has become infamous for her naturally plump thirty-nine-inch ass. That puts her official measurements at 34-27-29 with D-cup mommy milkers. That's quite the fucking body. I'll eat it up all day long.

Now that we know a bit about a bitch, let's look at her Twitter page. It's the perfect way to keep up with everything Sheena is up to in the porn world. Trust me. You don't want to miss a thing this cunt does.

My Genital Whoremance

Sheena describes herself as an Adult Video News Award-nominated "beautiful disaster." Alright there. Calm down, My Chemical Romance. You didn't even attend your last couple of years of high school, so I doubt you were that emo.

Sheena is an agent at 101 modeling, so contact her if you plan on getting into porn anytime soon. I'm sure most of my readers would make for great stunt cocks. I couldn't even type that jokingly without it causing me physical pain.

Check out Sheena's Link Tree to see everywhere she releases content. If you're looking to book a bitch, shoot her an email. Try not to pay attention to the fact she still uses Yahoo mail. I had no idea that it still existed.

Sheena joined Twitter in July of 2010 and has since garnered nearly five hundred thousand followers. Those are massive numbers for a porn star. There are bitches more well-known than her that hover around three hundred thousand followers.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Sheena's page is a sexy picture of her in lingerie with the caption, "Get me on your set. Always tested and available in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Direct message or contact 101 modeling for bookings." This bitch is always on her hustle.

If you like what you see, Sheena asks that you vote for her for the XBIZ awards. Her ass deserves all the accolades it can get. I'm about to steal a Grammy from Beyonce's mantle and give it to Sheena. Beyonce won't even notice one Grammy missing.

Beating for Cheap

If you're reading this article soon after its release, there is still time for you to take advantage of holiday savings on Sheena's official website. There you can watch content, catch live streams, and do much more. It's certainly worth your time and money.

If you missed the Christmas sales, Sheena makes sales for most holidays. Just follow her Twitter and keep an eye on her page for updates.

Sheena is a bit of a foodie, but despite her trips to Vegas, she has never been to Hell's Kitchen. However, she planned a date night with a friend to go soon. Date night with just a friend? I'd be happy to take you anywhere you want to go as a not friend. Or perhaps as a friend with benefits. What I'm trying to say is I'll take you to a fancy restaurant owned by a celebrity chef and then fuck the shit out of you afterward. How does that sound?

Thanks Lillian

Sheena works hard on her body, and I, for one, would like to thank her for it. I want Sheena to know that all the effort is worth her trouble. We love it. You're sexy as fuck, and that ass pops off your tiny waist. According to this post, Sheena isn't the only one that deserves thanks: "I want to thank Lillian at Stari Mage for my amazing body thanks to miracle machines that melt the excess fat that's stubborn to diet and exercise. My waist is super snatched.

Yes, it is Sheena. Your snatch is super snatched, also. Actually, every inch of you is better than the last. Please never stop visiting Lillian and getting naked on camera.

Spank Chain named Sheena their December Spank Mate of the month a few days ago. Few asses are as smackable as Sheena's. They should just make her Spank Mate of the month every month. Who else is so deserving?

Red Alert!

My God, Sheena. This post worries me: "I miss marathon sex and orgasms so amazing I cry (also known as attitude adjustment). I need twenty-something-year-old stamina but fifty-something-year-old knowledge.

Pull the alarms, people. This is not a fucking drill. We have an emergency situation. Someone get me a private jet and Sheena's current location. I'll be there as soon as possible to fuck the unholy hell out of Sheena for as long as she needs me to. I'll go to the end of the year if you want me to, boo boo. This dick is all yours.

Here is a silly question for you, "Hey, lovers. When should I do another live show? Right, the fuck now. In fact, you should be on live twenty-four-seven. I want unlimited access to that ass. It would mean a lot to both me and my penis.

After the XBIZ and Adult Video News Awards are over, we should get some hot new content from Sheena. She plans to make a bunch of content trades with other porn stars attending the award shows. That makes now the perfect time to follow her on Twitter, subscribe to her official website, and check out her profile on Porn Hub.

Sheena has her own account on the Hub, and her library of videos there is superb. No Porn Hub visitor should go without laying eyes on this cunt.

For the Foot Fucks

Before I go, let me speak to all the foot fucks out there. Head over to Clips 4 Sale if you want some foot fetish content from Sheena. She recently released a scene titled "Sweaty and Smelly Feet with Sheena Ryder." My readers don't deserve to suck on clean toes. You only deserve the foulest feet available.

Sheena is an exceptional performer with an ass that will send your testicles into convulsions. Whether you're looking at her ass on porn Hub, listening to her jerk-off instructions on her official site, or smelling her feet on Clips 4 Sale, the end result will be buckets of cum.

There isn't much that Sheena's Twitter account is missing. Just keep feeding us that sweet ass.

I know you want to see all thirty-nine inches of Sheena's booty, so stop holding out on yourself.