Romi Rain

Romi Rain might sound like a pro wrestler, but this bitch is a pro fucker. She is the Stone Cold Steve Austin of licking balls. She is The Undertaker of under grundels. She is The Rock of the Cock. She is the Dudelove of cum. Alright. That's enough. I could do this forever.

Rain on the Whorizon

Romi Rain was born in Boston, Mass, on January 12th, 1988. If you couldn't tell by looking at her, she is of Italian descent. Romi spent most of her time growing up in Dorchester, Mass. She was the resident class clown and often got in trouble for not listening. She couldn't help but have the attention on her.

While still in high school, she worked as a Hostess at a Chili's, scooped ice cream at a friendly's, waited tables at numerous restaurants, and sold jeans at Guess.

Romi Rain spent high school itching to get out of Mass. The moment she graduated and turned eighteen, she shot down to Los Angeles, California. Unfortunately, while the scenery changed, her employment did not. She went right back to the restaurant industry, hosting for a ritzy steak house. LA is expensive, so she also had to work at the Roosevelt Hotel chain to make ends meet.

Romi felt like she was working way too much for far too little money. She needed to find an alternate line of work. That's when she started erotic dancing, which she did from nineteen to twenty-one.

A Slut Moving Up

At that point, Romi switched to working bottle service in both LA and Vegas. However, while modeling at trade shows, she discovered webcamming, so she dropped everything else and began focusing on her cam career. Her extraordinary talents meant she was almost immediately working for Playboy.

Of course, she soon spread out to doing nude modeling for Playboy special editions along with getting a Hustler layout. Romi made the jump to hardcore porn in 2012 and has since worked with Magma Films, PayOnes, Brazzers, Evil Angel, Pure Mature, Lethal Hardcore, Girlfriends Films, Naughty America, Pure Play Media, and New Sensations.

In 2018, Romi Rain won the XBIZ award for the female artist of the year. That's a huge honor—one of the biggest in porn. As of the writing of this article, Romi has participated in almost eight hundred films. To put it plainly, that's a lot of porno.

At five foot six, Romi is just under average height. She only carries one hundred and twenty pounds on her which makes her slim and petite. Her measurements are 34-24-32, and her cup size is a whopping E. That means a fair portion of her one hundred and twenty pounds is taken up by titty meat.

Alright, feet guys. It's your turn. Romi has slightly below-average size feet at seven and a half. For those foot historians out there, seven and a half used to be the average foot size until very recently.

With the fine details out of the way, let's take a peek at Romi Rain's Twitter profile. In case you were wondering, yes, the name Romi Rain is a registered trademark. I assume she did that to protect her title from a certain pro wrestler whose name is very similar.

Not Just a Pretty Pussy

Romi is a busy girl, as her description indicates. She is a content creator, live streamer, Twitch affiliate, the host of multiple shows, receiver of a mattress actress award, Fleshlight Girl, and certified S-Educator. What's a certified S-Educator, you ask? Well, even after a google, I have no fucking idea. I think she made that shit up. My best guess is that the "S" stands for sex. I hope it does because it certainly shouldn't stand for rocket science.

Romi Rain has just barely under one million followers on Twitter. That's an astronomical number for a porn star. This bitch is the queen of the hill, and I have no questions as to why. She is sexy, knows how to handle a cock, and pumps out plenty of content.

The pinned tweet at the top of her page right now is oddly not perverted. It's a picture of her immaculate ass with the caption, "Fancy a cuddle?" Yes, I do, Romi. That is, as long as we don't stop at only cuddling. It better lead to aggressive anal sex.

Romi loves to play video games, so she often streams on Twitch. She always announces a stream on her Twitter, so make sure to give her a follow so you don't miss anything.

Besides some cursing, many of her Twitch streams are safe for work, and she will warn you otherwise. She plays a wide range of games and even takes requests.

Romi has been in the game for a long time and can do most of her own work. For example, she does photo editing. She recently posted a photo from a shoot with the caption, "It's buffalo chicken strips and naughty content editing time... let's see how accidentally delicious I make my keyboard."

A Stream for your Peen

This bitch is a master of the live stream. It's how she got her start, and it shows. She streams on a wide variety of platforms. On November 6th Romi will do a live show for The Naked News on Tempted Fans. The Naked News is the only news source I pay attention to, so you can bet I'll be watching. If it weren't for The Naked News, I'd think the Berlin wall was still standing.

Because Romi has been in porn for so long and has such a large following, she is seen by many younger heads as a porn monk. They look to her for guidance and advice. Romi often talks about the industry on her Twitter, and people listen.

Something weighing on her mind recently is the hate performers get when they talk about the bad sides of the industry. She feels the silence only perpetuates stereotypes and creates an atmosphere of fear. Being in the industry, I would agree with her. However, I'm here to slap my willy, not change the world.

Which is why I'm glad the posts are sandwiched between nudes. You can talk seriously as long as I can still see your tits on screen. Otherwise, my ears will refuse to listen, and my eyes will refuse to read. Fortunately, my brain has taken a backseat to my penis as far as who is running my life.

I've somehow managed to make it two-thirds through this article without bringing up Romi's Only Fans page. The thing is, Romi is too much woman for one Only Fans account. That's why she has two. One is free, and one is paid premium. Take a guess as to which has the better content.

Of course, it's the paid premium, but that doesn't mean her free account is full of bull shit. On the contrary, it's got plenty of content that will have your penis firing off loads.

Romi also has a Tik Tok that she likes to post on. Her Tik Tok is a mixture of sexy, funny, and personal. Check her out at "Official Romi Rain."

I've already made it clear how popular of a lady Romi is. She is so popular, in fact, that she had to get a second phone. After having had her number for fifteen years, too many motherfuckers have it. As a result, she misses important messages from the people she loves in a sea of meaningless babble.

Lube Her Down

If you read my articles often, you know how much I love wet/oil porn. I was so excited to find Romi hosing down her naked body on Twitter. It's some of my favorite videos she has ever posted to her Twitter. I could watch this shit all day long and still come back for more.

Romi has a lot of guy crushes, and a lot of guys have crushes on her. She recently tweeted that David Blaine could get some pussy. I hope he is on Twitter and someone informed him. He better strike while the iron's hot. This offer may not last forever. Plus, you never know when David Blaine might accidentally kill himself. He's got to live like every day is his last.

Romi Rain is one of the most decorated and respected bitches in porn. Her rise to the top never once slowed or hit a bump. She is too sexy to fail in this industry. That's why she has one of the best porn Twitter accounts in history.

It's tough for me to complain about anything on the Twitter account of such a porn sage. It would appear that she has everything under control. I just want her to make sure any serious posts and surrounded by her naked body.

Why beat off to some random cunt when you can beat off to a porn legend? Check out Romi's Twitter page today.