Jewelz Blu

Jewelz Blu was born in Germany on September 21st, 1994. In 2006, at the age of twelve, she moved with her family to the United States. Jewelz was always a very sexual person. She started masturbating young and lost her virginity to her second boyfriend.

Developing a Cure for Blue Balls

After graduation, Jewelz attempted to attend college. While getting her education, she worked at a grocery store and juice bar. One could say she never left that juice bar. She sure does encourage me to juice myself to this day.

I'm sure I don't have to tell you that grocery stores and juice bars don't pay the bills very well. However, Jewelz was fascinated by porn. She watched a lot of it, regularly masturbated, and often wondered if she's be good at it. It would have only taken me one look to know she'd be fucking great at it.

Jewelz made the jump to adult entertainment towards the beginning of 2019. She didn't waste much time diddling like many newcomers. She didn't need to strip or stream before diving in head-first with reckless abandon. If Jewelz is going to do something, she's not half-assing it.

Along with Porn, Jewelz is also a fire dancer at raves and clubs. The rhythms she uses while fire dancing translates to the gyrations she uses when riding dicks. The two are like peanut butter and jelly.

A Personal Favorite

One of my favorite bits of Blu content is "Last Hurrah," starring Kira Noir and Jewelz Blu. Kira Noir is thrilled to be getting married to the love of her life. That's why her best friends prepared a fabulous bachelorette party to send her off right.

While it wasn't part of the original plans, her friends decided mid-party, what better way for her to relax than to get a massage? Lucky for them, Jewelz Blu has a slot open in her busy schedule and would love to give these bitches a rub down, pending Kira's friends leave, so that they may have privacy.

Once the friends are gone, Blu moves Kira into her massage studio and tells her to get fully naked. As she undresses, Kira and Blu make polite conversation about the upcoming celebration. As happy as she is to be getting married to her soul mate, there are a few things Kira wishes she had done before settling down. Kira had been a bit of a wild child, but she didn't get all the craziness out she had wanted to.

As Blu begins the massage, Kira continues complaining. She wishes she had munched some carpet before tying the knot. Blu is shocked to hear that such an attractive lady as Kira hasn't fulfilled these urges. What lesbian wouldn't want to fuck Jewelz? Soon Blu had worked her hands past Kira's back and onto her ass. At this point, the therapist asks if she would like to have that experience now, and the answer is a resounding yes.

With her past out of the way, let's look at Blu's Twitter page. She remains very active on Twitter, using it to stay close to fans and announce content releases.

Your Favorite Blue-Haired Waifu

She describes herself as your favorite blue-haired waifu. It's her waifu-like qualities that have made Blu the powerhouse of porn that she is. Jewelz is in the top .2% of Only Fans. That's fucking nuts and a half. Do you know how many bitches are on Only Fans? At least half of the planet's women have an account. Maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's not far off.

Not only is there a lot of competition, but said competition is talented. All of the most talented and famous porn stars are there, but most can't say they are in the top .2%. Jewelz is a special catch.

If you're looking to book Blu for your nephew's birthday or some shit, she is signed to Motley Models. Good luck convincing her that you're not a murderous sociopath. By the way, please don't use me as a reference.

Jewelz joined Twitter in November of 2011 and has since gathered four hundred thousand followers. Those are great numbers, but nothing compared to her Only Fans.

I think most of her subscribers don't want to advertise their masturbation habits to friends and family members. That's fair enough. Not all of you can be as out and open about your porn viewing as I can be. That's why you keep coming back. I speak your inner monolog for you.

Queen of Only Fans

The Tweet currently pinned to the top of Blu's page features a picture of her tight ass lit through stained glass windows and captioned, "$3.50 Only Fans." Between the beauty of Blu's ass and the grace of the stained glass window, I'm having a religious experience. I feel more connected to every pussy in the world than I ever have. Please, Blu, become one with the soul in my penis.

By the way, no, that's not a typo. Jewelz Blu's Only Fans is truly $3.50. It's one of, if not the best, deal on Only Fans. I know my readers are unemployed and live in their parent's basement, but even you could scrape up $3.50 a month. I bet if you dig through the couch cushions and look under the driver's seat of your parent's car, you'll find it.

Two is Better than One

Blu has made some wonderful friends in the industry over the year, and it's you and I who benefit because she creates content with these folks. For example, the wonderful and sexy Abigail Mac. Abigail is one of my favorite southern belles in porn, and she goes together with Blu like it was always meant to be.

Check out the enrichment time Abi recently had with Blu. The only thing I notice getting enriched is my cock as it flushes with a wave of blood. You know, ladies, I'm feeling a bit poor myself. Could I get some enrichment, also?

Case of the Sick Dick

Over the past month or so, testing has been on many porn stars' brains, including Blu. Every porn star is regularly tested for STDs to ensure our favorite performers can continue to work safely. However, the rules and regulations behind this testing leave room for desire.

Along with subpar regulations, there is also a lot of shaming, particularly with folks who do escort work on top of porn. For example, many stars hate the verbiage "dirty" and "clean" to describe the results of a test.

This is an important issue because I want my favorite porn stars to work as much and as long as possible. People can't do that with infections going around.

While we're on the subject, Blu is also watching for flu season. I'll be heartbroken if Blu gets sick and can't create new content for a couple of weeks. I need her tits in my life every day, or it doesn't feel right.

I'm thrilled to find that, along with Abi, Blu recently shot content with Haley Spade. I don't pull punches. I call a spade a spade when I see one, and this sexy bitch shovels the dirt out from my under grundel garden at light speed. I could stare at her face all day long, let alone her naked body. Her blonde hair and button nose drive me crazy.

Blu receives a lot of fan art and loves posting her favorites. Sometimes I'm blown away by the skill level and amount of time fans put into their artwork. Take this dick growing out of entangled vines and into the awaiting mouths of two Blus. The only thing better than getting your dick sucked by Jewelz is to get your dick sucked by two Jewelz.

Never Enough

If her Only Fans account isn't enough for you, check out Blu's official website. It recently surpassed one hundred uses, and she's celebrating by offering discounts. If you're reading this article shortly after its release, check it out.

The site is brand spanking new, but Blu is already thrilled with the responses she's getting. People love the content, and more people subscribe every day. It's one of the best ways to get your hands on this bitches content.

If you're going to take the time to peep her website, you might as well swing by her Twitch the next time Blu live streams. It's one of my preferred methods of Blu consumption.

Jewelz is an Only Fans legend. Women will look to her account for an example of how to be successful for as long as the platform is around. Only Fans is just the beginning, though. She has content all over the internet.

The only thing I see missing from Blu's Twitter page is clips of her riding dick. I request it from all porn star Twitter accounts. Even if you only do lesbian content, hit me with a deep fake.

You're a fucking fool if you don't subscribe to Blu's Only Fans this very instant.