I knew I was gonna like the hoe the moment I loaded mym.fans/Jadelatour. I know the site already. I've dealt with many of its models, so, at this point, I need something to grab me by the balls and make me wanna stay.
It's like fucking the same chick more than once. After some time, you need her to put something hot on to actually give you a boner, and that's exactly what Jadelatour did. She squeezed into those latex boots and gave me the reason to stay. The review can begin.
A blonde French chick with big tits
I'm still looking at that profile photo. Jadelatour, or whatever her name is, rocks those latex boots I've already mentioned, but also blonde hair and a black top.
I can tell that her tits are real. It's either that or her plastic surgeon should get a Nobel goddam prize. They have this weight to them, all pale and soft, so yeah, I like it.
It's not like I have anything else to focus on here. What I'm saying is that mym.fans is this simple site. It doesn't have a cool logo, or anything else that would grab you by the balls. The models have limited options. They can upload two pictures and write some shit in their bios and that's about it. Looks like this blonde hoe took the chance and made the best out of it.
The profile photo shows Jadelatour in a pink outfit. Once again, her tits steal the show. I somehow managed to look away from them tits and see that the hoe has blue eyes. She's very European, if that makes sense. You know, she likes lingerie, has that fetish vibe to her, as well as a couple of elegant jewelry pieces on her. Even if you didn't know she was French, you would have guessed by her overall style. So far, so good. Let's move on!
You gotta applaud all the hard work
Whenever I write about the same platform multiple times but focus on different models, I try to be fair. You know, not play the comparison game and not have favorites. Then I remember I'm not a goddamn teacher! I'm the Porn Dude! I need to let my dick do the thinking, and he is fucking nodding.
I have to say that mym.fans/Jadelatour has managed to beat its competition on the same platform, and that's mostly because the blonde is crazy active. Much more active than her slutty colleagues.
So yeah, no comparisons, but look at this shit - 3.2K+ images and 1.4K videos. So fucking huge that I had to double check, and I'm not fucking joking. 99% of all the other bitches’ pages I’ve reviewed have way less content than mym.fans/Jadelatour, and that tells you it’s not about some single model running the page or the number of holes these sluts have. It’s about whether you want to upload fresh motherfucking shit or not. Everything else is just excuses, and this page proves me right. Fucking bravo!
I don't know about the price yet, but whatever it is, I'm gonna say it's a bargain. First of all, you have to understand that mym.fans/Jadelatour has over 1.4K videos. Some tube sites I've reviewed don't have that many, and that shit is some grainy recycled crap featuring hundreds of different models.
This time, you have just one chick and the content that is absolutely and 100% exclusive. Mym.fans is very serious about that exclusivity thing, so yeah, the chick is killing it and I'm her fan. Her eternal fan from this point on!
Let me focus on the bio
You really have to know what the hoe is all about. After all, mym.fans/Jadelatour is way more than the uploaded content. More on that motherfucking shit later.
The bio explains she's an architect and a camgirl. I could make some dumbass joke about the architect thing, but for some goddamn reason, I can’t come up with anything. Am I getting old or do I just not give a fuck? What matters is that she's a camgirl and that means she's used to interacting with the likes of you. That's a huge deal in the world packed with staged porn. Trust me.
The bio also reveals she uploads at least two new videos every week. Well, that's actually what helped mym.fans/Jadelatour stand out in my eyes. That's what earned the hoe my glorious review. Hard work always pays off! She knows us horny motherfuckers have the memory of a goldfish. If a hoe doesn’t show up for three goddamn days, she disappears for our dicks. The smart camgirl knows how to run her shit, and for that she’s got my mad respect.
The shit she does in front of the cam
Now, you already have that huge pile of content I've already mentioned. Then, you have live and private events. Long dick short, it means the hoe goes live from time to time. From what I can tell, she's crazy fucking active, so expect her to go online at least two times a week.
When she goes live, you will be there to tip her, send her messages, wank off, suggest, and affect her shows in a way. That's another thing you'll never get on a standard porn site. Also, Jadelatour does solo shows, exhibitionism, fuck machine sex, lesbian duos, threesomes, orgy, bukkake, and so on. Pretty much every goddamn thing, and this is another point where I have to take a deep breath and give the hoe the recognition she fucking deserves.
She well deserves your dough
Just so you know, the price of the monthly subscription is €23.99/month. If you want the six-month plan, it will cost you €95.99. I know, for this price, you could easily buy a porn network or a site which features multiple models, but I guess that depends on what you are looking for. If you ask me, this blonde hoe has done everything in her power to give you the diversity.
She’s a hardcore motherfucking slut who does it all. When I say all, I mean anything you’d find on any goddamn porn site. That bio of hers encourages you to be brave when asking for specific content, so I don’t think there’s a lot of shit she won’t do.
I mean, if you pay good for it, she’ll fuckin’ deliver. In case you want to order custom content, the price depends on what you want. If you want it long, to include other cocks and cunts, or extra kinky, it’s gonna cost more. It’s not that hard to figure that shit out.
Also, as a subscriber here, you will unlock the messaging feature. You pretty much know what that shit is all about, but I don't want you to underestimate it. You know as well as I do that pornstars don't usually interact with beta motherfuckers, at least not on standard porn sites. Well, here on mym.fans/Jadelatour, you get to exchange messages with a proper whore, and that's something I would always pay for.
It's interactive and luxurious porn that gives you access to the custom and private content too, and that shit should cost money. It's only fucking natural.
Time to pack my filthy bags
Let’s be real, some motherfuckers will squawk about paying for porn. They’ll whine, and I get it. There’s free shit out there, some of it even decent, but here’s the thing. Most of that free porn is recycled, grainy, staged garbage where some bored chick is pretending to like being fucked while hundreds of other dudes are wanking to the same tired cocks. That shit gets old fast.
Now enter mym.fans/Jadelatour. It’s a whole different goddamn world. First off, this blonde little cunt has uploaded over 3.2K images and 1.4K videos. This is a mountain of fresh, exclusive content. Most of the other bitches out there couldn’t fill a quarter of that with their lazy asses. This blonde dominates.
Jadelatour goes live, she does private shows, solo, exhibitionism, fuck machine, lesbian duos, threesomes, orgies, bukkake, and so on. She interacts via messages and live events too. This is 100% her, 100% exclusive, and 100% worth your money. She’s a camgirl with a brain and a plan. She posts new shit every week, goes live regularly, she’s interactive, responsive, and gets that you want to affect her shows.
Yeah, some cheap motherfuckers might grumble about paying, but if you’re serious about your dick, Jadelatour is worth every single goddamn cent. She's a chick who actually gives a fuck about entertaining you. You get both a pile of porn and that real interaction, and let me tell you, that shit's priceless. Fucking bravo! If your dick isn’t already nodding in approval, it will be.
