Yo, dickheads! I've always had a thing for these slick platforms which allow various models to join and sell their exclusive shit. It’s way more interactive than your standard porn, and once you go VIP, you actually get a real connection with the slut. Another little something you’ll never find on a regular xxx site.
The only question is if Meliarose is filthy enough to get my stamp of approval. She has this vibe of an elegant babe who doesn't show her pussy lips just like that, so yeah, color me fucking intrigued. I'm ready to watch her play!
The overall vibe of mym.fans/Meliarose
I fucking have to comment on the design. Overall, mym.fans/Meliarose is a simple page. You have this black background, pretty damn minimalistic, and even though it looks slick and professional, I would have liked more oomph to it. It's just that, in today's day and age, when the web is packed with similar platforms, these adult sites need to find a way to stand out. That's all there is to it. Other than that, mym.fans/Meliarose looks decent. Pretty damn solid.
The shit that stands out is the chick's background photo. Artistic, but she's nude. You can't see the tits or the pussy lips, but that's fucking why I always, always, read model bios. I took a quick look at Meliarose's About Me section, and that's where I realize she actually makes explicit porn, threesomes and uncensored smut included. That means only one thing. I'm fucking staying! Balls deep!
A French brunette with a fine body
The profile photo shows Meliarose in lacy lingerie, and she’s lowered her panties just enough to flash that fine little ass. That’s some motherfucking shit I could get used to!
Meliarose is this average body woman, you know, nothing is too exaggerated, but she does have a nice rack and a piece of a juicy ass. She's not that plastic doll we tend to find in porn, and that's probably because she's European. Euro porn, especially French, tends to be about lingerie and high heels, and all that elegant shit, and mym.fans/Meliarose is no damn exception.
Mostly nude pics
I see the stats at the top of the page, and it goes like this - 120 images, 11 videos. I mean, I know that Meliarose is just one hoe with a limited number of holes, but I expected more, especially when it cums to the videos. The attached tags are porn, sex, and actress porn, so at least it's not some vanilla bullshit with dandelions sticking out of butt holes.
At least this bitch fucks properly, so I’m willing to let the low video count slide. Honey, if you’re reading this, you better keep pumping out more shit, as often as you can, because motherfuckers like me are hungry for your juicy content.
I get to see a couple of images. In most cases, Meliarose is naked, but she either covers her nipples or keeps her legs closed. On the one hand, the free content here on mym.fans/Meliarose has this erotica soft vibe to it. On the other, I know that mym.fans/Meliarose shows explicit, proper porn too, so I'm on the fence here. All I know is that the bitch is gorgeous, superb body with a couple of piercings and ink, so yeah, not fucking bad. I’d beat my dick raw just staring at this shit, and that’s the ultimate test.
Just be smart about it
I know what you’re thinking. At the end of the day, mym.fans/Meliarose is a paid platform. Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to whip out your credit card and pay up, but you don’t wanna do that before you know the goddamn details. Well, what can I say?! You gotta work with the shit you’ve got.
There are a couple of free images on mym.fans/Meliarose, and there's this bio section where Melia Rose explains she does uncensored porn, threesomes, porn in general, and so on. If that ain't enough, you can check out her X and Instagram pages. That shit is free, and the links are right where you can see them.
For example, the hoe's X page has around 450 posts and 8.5K followers. It's free, and whenever discounts happen or something of that kind, chicks tend to let their followers know. It's also true that Melia is not that transparent. No matter which page you stalk, you’re not gonna get her juicy porn just like that. It's mostly erotic pictures, and yeah, at this point, I'm getting tired of that shit.
You have to sign up and confirm your age
Shit happens, motherfuckers! I was all fucking ready to find out the prices for the goddamn subscription, but mym.fans/Meliarose decided to lose its shit on me.
The bitch kept asking for my age, and I had two goddamn options. Either let the motherfuckers snap a picture of my face and estimate my age, or upload my fucking ID. So there I was, staring at my own goddamn mug while the system kept glitching like a broken dildo. The motherfucker just wouldn’t let me in, for some stupid reason, and that’s a big fucking problem.
I mean, I still don’t know the price of the mym.fans/Meliarose subscription, and that’s some serious bullshit. My guess is that it's probably cheaper than your average porn site, so you’ll just have to suck it up and deal with the crap.
It’d be stupid as fuck to dump writing about Melia Rose just because mym.fans/Meliarose decided to fuck me over at the wrong moment. Honey, luck wasn’t on your side today, but I didn’t ditch your fine ass, so yeah, hit me up, and maybe you can come up with a filthy little way to thank this persistent motherfucker.
The platform has been up and running since 2019
I had to check out the site, you know, the official goddamn shit. I was so fucking annoyed I had to make sure this motherfucker was legit.
Turns out mym.fans was founded in 2019. Yeah, now it’s fucking official! That verification glitch was just a temporary fart. If this platform was total shit, it would have been buried and forgotten ages ago. In case you’re stupid, 2019 was almost seven years ago, and when a site, any site, manages to stay afloat that long, you know it’s worth some motherfucking attention. Not that hard to understand.
The whole point of mym.fans is to act like an adult social media platform, and that brings up back to mym.fans/Meliarose. Once you subscribe to her shit, you will get her content, images and pictures, but also the interaction. The whole motherfucking idea behind these platforms is to connect fans with the sluts they drool over. I mean, it’s not like you can chat up a pornstar while you’re jerking off on a standard xxx site, but here on mym.fans/Meliarose, you fucking can, and that’s the real goddamn selling point.
Not fucking bad
Alright, dickheads, let’s wrap this shit up nice and fucking tight! I chose to review mym.fans/Meliarose because, let’s be real, I’ve got a hard-on for these slick platforms where models actually interact with you. Yeah, you can get your usual dick content on every porn site, but here, you get these sluts like Meliarose who actually give a shit about connecting with their fans. That alone sets this motherfucker apart.
I ain't a pussy. When something's off, I fucking tell it. The video count is low. I mean, only 11 videos and 120 images is not exactly a fuckload. Then there’s that stupid age verification glitch that made me want to throw my monitor out the window. Also, the design is minimalistic, you know, slick but not exactly jaw-dropping. Not a huge deal, but it's not like mym.fans/Meliarose is perfect.
I kept my eyes on the bitch, because Melia Rose deserves it. Plain and simple. She is gorgeous, with a nice body, nice tits, a juicy ass, and a couple of piercings and ink that adds attitude. The vibe is equally classy and filthy. She teases in lingerie, heels, and gives us all nice erotica. You subscribe, and all of a sudden, she hits you uncensored porn, penetration, and threesome. She's worth it, no doubt.
So yeah, mym.fans/Meliarose isn’t perfect. It glitches, the design isn’t flashing neon tits, and the free content only scratches your cock’s surface, but nobody gives a fuck. The bitch is hot as goddamn hell, she knows how to tease and fuck you over in all the best ways, and the platform lets you connect with her in ways a normal porn site can’t even dream of. That’s why I’m still here, dick in hand. This one's a keeper.
