{"id":5790,"date":"2018-12-30T14:53:12","date_gmt":"2018-12-30T14:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/?p=5790"},"modified":"2020-12-18T17:23:42","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T17:23:42","slug":"what-are-the-best-christmas-porn-parodies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/what-are-the-best-christmas-porn-parodies","title":{"rendered":"What are the best Christmas porn parodies?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Forget Valentine\u2019s, Christmas is the time of the year when love is in the air. And of course, you can\u2019t talk about love without talking about the naughty actions that follow. If you are the lonely kind that has no one to spend this festive season with, adult movies will be enough to keep you in a cheerful mood. To help you with that, I have prepared a list of the best Christmas porn parodies that will put a smile on your face and help you easily go about your little fapping business.<\/p>\n

Dirty Santa<\/h2>\n

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Dirty Santa<\/a> is a Digital Playground production and is a six-part series that is as naughty as you can imagine. It is filled with a festive atmosphere save for Morgan Lee\u2019s poolside romp that has a tropical feel all over it. The title is borrowed from mainstream favorite Bad Santa and even borrows some of the themes. This parody balances the festive atmosphere with hardcore XXX action and is the go-to Christmas parody.<\/p>\n

Barely Legal: The Bitch that Stole Christmas<\/h2>\n

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Barely Legal\u2019s The Bitch that Stole Christmas<\/a> is all about \u201ca drunken Santa who checks his snow globe to find the naughtiest girls.\u201d It\u2019s apparently the season to suck and fuck, and Santa Claus is in the mood. While he is away, his staff has an all-out fuck fest where you will see them sucking cocks and sweet pussy lips. The girls here are ready to part their legs and spread the pussies with a festive cheer.<\/p>\n

All I Want For Christmas Is a Gang Bang<\/h2>\n

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This is pretty much what every adult would ask for to be honest. All I Want for Christmas Is a Gang Bang<\/a> features Annabel and Cheri who are chilling alone thinking about men. As you will find out, a woman\u2019s fantasies can sometimes get rough. You will see these whores sucking multiple cocks and being tied up to have their pussies drilled hard by multiple, pussy hungry men.<\/p>\n

I Saw Mummy Eating Santa Claus<\/h2>\n

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If mummy started by kissing Santa Claus, it goes without saying that she\u2019d end up on her knees in the night sucking Santa Claus cock. This Heatwave produced parody stars John Janeiro, Lisa Smith, Kyle Philips, and Tito Capotito. It appears that even big MILFs are top of Santa\u2019s naughty to do list and they all gobble cock and give him a sleigh ride that leaves him jolly. If you have a Santa fetish, you will thoroughly enjoy I Saw Mummy Eating Santa Claus<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Very, Very Bad Santa<\/h2>\n

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The Billy Bob Thornton humbug classic Bad Santa has yet another porn parody- Very Very Bad Santa. You know things are about to get hardcore when you see the lineup of Ron Jeremy, Melissa Lauren, Annie Cruz, and Kelly Erikson. Ron Jeremy plays the naughty Santa who not only lets fine girls sit on his lap; he spanks them as well. It runs for 1 hour 49 minutes, but you can see the preview here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Miracles on 69th Street<\/h2>\n

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Miracles are not that rare to happen as you will find out in this Heatwave production. When Santa Claus needs some assistance to deliver his gifts, he gets the hottest babes to fill his stockings. They\u2019ll do just about anything, including trimming your trees, but they want much more than just milk and cookies. Expect a lot of doggy style fucking and pussy sucking. Here is Miracles on 69th Street\u2019s trailer.<\/p>\n

This Isn\u2019t Christmas Vacation: The XXX Parody<\/h2>\n

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The Dickwald\u2019s family plans for a big Christmas that assumingly turns into a big disaster in this 2010 released This Isn\u2019t Christmas Vacation XXX parody<\/a>. There are the same Christmas difficulties experienced by the Grizwalds in the original 1989 movie, but there is obviously a lot more sex.\u00a0 The parody might be a bit thin on production values, but it has plenty of entertainment.<\/p>\n

The Tits that Saved Christmas<\/h2>\n

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In The Tits that Saved Christmas<\/a>, Santa\u2019s helpers are looking to help his wife work some magic to get his sleigh off the ground. The parody portrays Santa as being loyal to his wife, and it\u2019s refreshing to jerk off to some monogamous shit anyway. Oh, you can expect plenty of tits as well.<\/p>\n

Hope Harper\u2019s White Christmas<\/h2>\n

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White Christmas<\/a> features a lot of family role-play and is filled with that pervy Santa Claus vibe. Hope Herper finds herself in all sorts of Christmas time troubles with the leering grandpa Jack Moore doing his best to make the scene interesting. If you get off to family role play, then this parody is sure to spice up your festive season. Good production as well from Desperate Pleasures.<\/p>\n

ThePornDude’s final words<\/h2>\n

As you will find out, nothing is sacred in the porn world, least of all a religious and family holiday like Christmas. There are uncountable Christmas themed porn parodies on the internet, and the above-listed movies should whet your appetite for some good Christmas fucking. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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