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<\/picture>Some of you might be thinking, \u201cWho cares what people are typing in the search bar?\u201d Well, horny friend, it says a lot. People reveal more about their freaky side to Google than they ever would to their therapist, their partner, or even their dog (and that pup has seen things<\/em>).<\/p>\n Search data is libido-level psychology. It’s not just entertainment\u2014it\u2019s like opening up the secret sauce behind humanity\u2019s erotic brain. So yeah, weird porn searches matter. Because behind every “shrek gets pegged by elsa” search is a story. Probably involving weed and a very specific kind of curiosity.<\/p>\n Let’s kill the myth right now: there’s no \u201cnormal\u201d when it comes to what gets us off.<\/p>\n You think you’re weird for searching \u201creverse cowgirl on hoverboard\u201d? You\u2019re not. Someone out there beat you to it and probably filmed it too. You’d be shocked<\/strong> to learn how often totally unhinged searches pop off like:<\/p>\n There\u2019s literally no floor to this rabbit hole… just a slippery basement of erotic imagination. And I honestly love that for us.<\/p>\n I\u2019ll admit it \u2014 sometimes I scroll weird search stats like I\u2019m reading stand-up comedy. The combination of confused spelling, horny urgency, and straight-up deranged imagination makes these search terms the internet\u2019s real comedy gold.<\/p>\n Tell me you wouldn\u2019t laugh if you saw this in a public search feed:<\/p>\n \u201ccan covid give u erection if bitten by sexy bat\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Not judging. But you\u2019re definitely watching too many movies… or not enough. Either way, it\u2019s art.<\/p>\n Plus, there\u2019s something kinda sweet about the idea that people feel safe enough to unleash their full psycho-sexual potential on a search engine like it\u2019s their personal kink confessional. Confess away, buddy. We’re all sinners here.<\/p>\n Yes, it’s okay to laugh. Hell, I\u2019m laughing half the time I write these. But underneath the absurdity is something real. Fantasies are weird, personal, vulnerable little monsters \u2014 and search bars gave those monsters a microphone. Some of these kinks are just curiosity, some are pure joke-clicks, and some are genuine, long-standing fantasies that someone’s finally exploring.<\/p>\n If someone out there gets off to \u201cHarry Potter polyjuice potion gangbang surprise,\u201d well… at least they\u2019re having a magical time, right? And as long as everything\u2019s consensual, legal, and not harming any real-life magical creatures \u2014 party on, porn wizard.<\/p>\n And if you’re sitting there thinking, \u201cWow, I thought my<\/em> search history was wild,\u201d I got news for you: we haven\u2019t even scratched the surface yet. You won\u2019t believe what fictional characters are getting busy behind closed browsers in part 2\u2026<\/p>\n Who\u2019s topping the charts \u2014 Shrek, Elsa or SpongeBob?<\/strong> Stick around \u2014 this gets even messier.<\/p>\n Fantasies don\u2019t follow logic \u2014 they follow itch and instinct. And for some people, those urges lead to Googling how Elsa gets down with Shrek and whether Pikachu moans in \u201cPika\u201ds. I\u2019ve seen things, man. The internet is basically one big crossover episode waiting to happen, and humans… we\u2019re out here running wild with it.<\/p>\n There\u2019s no way to slide this in gently \u2014 \u201cSpongeBob porn\u201d is actually insanely<\/em> popular. Hundreds of thousands of horny degenerates (I say that with love) hit up Google every year to see just how spongey things get down there. It\u2019s not one weird dude in a pineapple \u2014 it\u2019s a community.<\/strong><\/p>\n You\u2019ve got animated holes, lathering bubbles, and a surprising amount of Krabby Patty innuendos. Is it disturbing? Kinda. Is it creative? Absolutely. Sexuality has never respected cartoon logic, my friend \u2014 and apparently, neither do erections.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s talk numbers for a sec. Character-based fetish searches have skyrocketed<\/strong> in the last 5 years. According to a report by Rest of World (and confirmed by my own hard-earned browsing rabbit holes), people aren\u2019t just into cosplay \u2014 they\u2019re into full-blown reimaginings of childhood icons getting railed.<\/p>\n If Freud were alive, he\u2019d either cry or start a hentai channel. And honestly? Both are valid reactions.<\/p>\n You ever heard someone moan \u201cLet\u2019s-a go\u201d mid-fap session? I hate that I have. But that\u2019s the magic of internet smut \u2014 nothing is sacred. People want to see Mario swing more than just his hammer. Princess Peach? Not nearly as innocent as she looks once the search terms roll in.<\/p>\n The stats are juicy too. In a 2022 Google Trends breakdown, \u201cMario porn\u201d saw a surge during the release week of the new Super Mario movie, with related searches like:<\/p>\n As soon as that theme song kicks in, some folks forget the gameplay and go full joystick mode. Turns out, when you give adults nostalgia, they\u2019ll turn it into a kink buffet.<\/p>\n “Nothing makes you feel weirder than getting horny during a kids\u2019 movie \u2014 and then realizing 100,000 other people searched the same damn thing.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n I\u2019m not judging. I\u2019m just impressed at the sheer creativity<\/strong> behind it. These aren\u2019t just basic fantasies \u2014 they\u2019re full plots, lores, and fanfic-turned-wank-material. And it\u2019s only the first layer. Wanna know what people fantasize about after cartoons? Here\u2019s a hint \u2014 it has fur, tails, and makes Animal Planet look like softcore.<\/p>\n You ready for that next mind-melter? Let\u2019s get into the furry heat in the next section \u2014 it\u2019s weirder than even I expected. You\u2019ve been warned\u2026<\/p>\n\n Look, I\u2019ve seen a lot in my lifetime of pixelated perversion, but nothing prepared me for how *wild* some of these animal-inspired searches get. Before you start reporting this to the authorities \u2014 relax. It’s all fictional fantasies and fuzzy costume play. But hoo boy\u2026 it gets specific.<\/p>\n Now you might think folks typing \u201cfurry mating rituals\u201d are just looking for a National Geographic special. Sorry, pal \u2014 unless the Discovery Channel has an 11 p.m. NSFW slot, it\u2019s not gonna cover *this* kind of wildlife.<\/p>\n The furry fandom, once a niche subculture, has exploded into mainstream kink territory. Why? Well, the answer might be layered somewhere between creative costumes, complex personas, and a whole lot of tailplay. Literally.<\/p>\n Someone even dropped \u201ccan furries get STDs through the suit\u201d into Google \u2014 I… I don’t know, man. But I’m not judging. Curiosity is human. Horny curiosity is just\u2014let’s say, an advanced feature.<\/p>\n You’ve seen the horse head mask meme. But have you ever seen someone combine it with a blowjob? Well, someone has… lots of people, actually.<\/p>\n This isn’t about barns and saddles \u2014 it\u2019s about the *weird*, performative thrill of mixing absurdity with arousal. There\u2019s an entire streaming site out there dedicated to \u201ccostume-assisted oral.\u201d These include:<\/p>\n Why does this exist? Probably because there\u2019s something undeniably taboo about mixing the bizarre with sex. It\u2019s so wrong, it loops back around into right \u2014 at least for your imagination.<\/p>\n I hope you’re sitting down… because bronies are not just collecting figurines. They’re generating search terms like \u201cTwilight Sparkle gets punished\u201d and \u201cPonyville heat wave orgy.\u201d <\/p>\n Now before you banish someone to horny jail, remember \u2014 these ponies have personalities, drama, even emotional arcs. Throw in some adult fan fiction and suddenly folks are googling:<\/p>\n \u2013 yes, again with the furniture!<\/p>\n Psychologist Jesse Fox ran a study on avatar-based fantasy and kink. Know what she found? People bond harder with anthropomorphic or stylized characters because they feel safer exploring identity and desire in that world. So it\u2019s not just \u201cchildish cartoons with tits.\u201d It\u2019s *psychological insulation*, baby. Kink armor.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat makes a thing erotic isn\u2019t just shape or sex \u2014 it\u2019s the story we tell ourselves around it.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n The layers people build around these characters are deep. Even if your safe word is \u201crainbow dash,\u201d who\u2019s to say it\u2019s wrong?<\/p>\n Now, we’ve explored fox girls and horse heads… but what happens when people stop searching flesh and fur\u2014 and start Googling things like \u201csentient washing machine love scene\u201d? Yeah. That\u2019s coming next.<\/p>\n Alright, now we\u2019re heading into territory where the “Do Not Touch” signs really don\u2019t mean shit. People are out here getting hot over objects\u2014yes, like actual inanimate stuff. Chair legs, traffic cones, and toasters are apparently walking sex symbols these days. (Okay, maybe not walking\u2026 unless it’s someone’s Roomba fantasy.)<\/p>\n Let\u2019s be honest \u2014 the second you see \u201chelp, I\u2019m stuck,\u201d you already know what\u2019s coming. And if she\u2019s halfway into a dryer or bent over a washing machine, the plot just wrote itself. This stuck-in-household-appliance kink has been memed harder than a Social Security Number leak, but people are still typing it in daily<\/em>.<\/p>\n Why?<\/strong> It\u2019s a whole fantasy cocktail of powerlessness, restricted movement, roleplay, and just enough absurdity to get your curiosity curious. Even Vice looked into it, and psychologists think it may trigger primal urges for rescue and dominance in a semi-safe (and ridiculous) environment<\/strong>.<\/p>\n \u201cStep-sis! What are you doing??\u201d \u2014Literally Everyone on the Internet, 2018\u2013Forever<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Seriously though, why is nobody asking what kind of monster-sized laundry machines these people own?<\/p>\n I didn\u2019t think I\u2019d ever type the words \u201chorny for caution signs,\u201d but here we are. The search terms are real, and so are the erections:<\/p>\n What connects them? Objectophilia \u2014 the fetish for inanimate objects. It\u2019s not just a punchline either. Remember that woman who married the Eiffel Tower? There\u2019s actually a documentary on this disorder (look up \u201cMy Objectum Sexuality\u201d<\/em>), and while it\u2019s on the far end of the spectrum, it\u2019s a reminder that the human brain is horny and<\/em> creative. If something curves, shines, spins or simply stands there \u2014 someone\u2019s thought about fucking it.<\/p>\n Hey, no judgment. If your thing is orange plastic with reflective tape, shine on, you kinky traffic goblin.<\/p>\n Now food in porn? That\u2019s been around. Ice cubes on nipples? Classic. Chocolate sauce scenes? Practically PG-13 at this point.<\/p>\n But this<\/strong>… this is a different pantry of perversion. People are heating up their Google search bars with stuff like:<\/p>\n That last one had TikTok\u2019s weird cousin written all over it. And yes \u2014 people are<\/em> uploading themselves on amateur sites sliding sausages where the sun don’t shine. It’s a whole new generation of \u201cfood porn\u201d with less Michelin star and more butt burn warning.<\/p>\n And the creativity doesn\u2019t stop at stuffing. There\u2019s a decent following for \u201ccovered in nacho cheese,\u201d \u201cpeanut butter orgy,\u201d and a particularly sticky thing involving skittles and a Slip\u2019N Slide. I won\u2019t say I searched them all\u2026 but I didn\u2019t not<\/em> click either.<\/p>\n Why food? It\u2019s sensory. It\u2019s taboo. And guess what \u2014 arousal isn\u2019t all genitals and gym bodies. Sometimes it\u2019s about blending hunger with horniness into one unforgettable late-night search. Like emotional Uber Eats.<\/p>\n So let me ask you this \u2014 if people are this wild about cones, toasters, and strawberry tarts\u2026 what happens when we leave Earth completely?<\/p>\n The next section\u2019s gonna take you off this planet \u2014 and deep into some intergalactically horny territory.<\/p>\n I thought I\u2019d seen it all\u2026 until I scrolled through search logs that looked like someone\u2019s erotic fanfic collided with a sci-fi script written on shrooms. Yep, humans really be out here getting turned on by stuff not from this realm \u2014 literally. When your horny radar extends to Mars, haunted mansions, or the Cthulhu dimension, you know you’re not just \u201copen-minded\u201d\u2026 you’re browsing with astronomical commitment.<\/p>\n \u201cThe universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.\u201d \u2013 Neil deGrasse Tyson<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n But your search history? Oh yeah, that explains plenty.<\/p>\n I wish I was making this one up. Someone actually typed this into Google, probably with one hand on the keyboard and the other lost in a galactic fantasy. It\u2019s not even the weirdest part \u2014 this one had variations:<\/p>\n People are seriously ready to replace interstellar diplomacy with interstellar domination \u2014 the NSFW kind. If there\u2019s a Netflix series somewhere in this\u2026 please send me the BTS footage.<\/p>\n You ever been home alone and felt a cold breeze across your nips, turned around, and said out loud, \u201cyo, ghost, you trying to smash?\u201d No? Well, someone has.<\/p>\n Searches for:<\/p>\n \u2026are very real. There\u2019s even an entire nook of Reddit dedicated to paranormal porn<\/strong>. And a study from 2013 (yes, someone funded this) found that 15% of people believed they had a sexual experience in a dream with a ghost. That\u2019s either a horny subconscious or some seriously giggling spirits.<\/p>\n This one\u2019s the OG. A freaky legend. A hentai hall-of-famer. Tentacle porn isn\u2019t just a keyword\u2014it\u2019s an entire genre people Thirst-Search with bold abandon.<\/p>\n But recently, the search terms have evolved:<\/p>\n From Japan\u2019s daring animators to today\u2019s AI-generated lovecraftian content, tentacle porn hasn\u2019t lost its grip \u2014 pun absolutely intended.<\/p>\n What\u2019s wild about all this? It shows we\u2019re not just horny for flesh, we\u2019re hungry for fantasy. Something strange. Something supernatural. Something… not held back by the laws of physics (or clothing).<\/p>\n So, here\u2019s a thought \u2014 if people are this wild for aliens\u2026 what happens when we bring roleplay into it? You know, that sweet little line between dressing up and becoming someone else entirely? Stick around, because things are about to get really<\/strong> weird\u2026<\/p>\n\n Let\u2019s talk roleplay \u2014 not your usual naughty nurse or step-anything fantasy. I\u2019m talking about the kind of stuff that makes you pause mid-scroll and whisper, \u201cWait… what the actual f*ck?\u201d<\/p>\n Roleplay isn\u2019t just foreplay \u2014 it\u2019s people escaping into the wildest corners of their imagination, bringing jobs, objects, and totally mundane life events into the bedroom\u2026 and somehow making them hot. Or at least, they try to.<\/p>\n One search that legit made me blink twice: \u201cSexy IRS audit\u201d<\/strong>. I mean\u2026 damn. Imagine someone grilling you about your travel deductions while slowly peeling off your W-2 form.<\/p>\n Are taxes really that exciting when you slap some stilettos and a spreadsheet on it? Apparently so. Someone somewhere got fully hard to the idea of unpaid capital gains \u2014 and now I can\u2019t unsee it.<\/p>\n The strangest part? It’s not a one-off. There are trends here. Even on forums like Reddit\u2019s r\/sex and r\/fantasycommunity, you\u2019ll find threads debating the erotic potential of bureaucracy. People are roleplaying audits and interrogations \u2014 with safe words like “itemize.”<\/p>\n This one had me wheezing. \u201cHot librarian catches student after hours\u201d<\/strong>sounds innocent \u2014 until you realize these scenes spiral fast into hardcore legal gray zones of fantasy.<\/p>\n There\u2019s also the reverse \u2014 \u201cstudent punishes librarian\u201d<\/strong>, because domination is a two-way street, apparently paved with overdue fees and leather-bound encyclopedias. <\/p>\n Why the obsession? Psychologists say this taps into deep authority-fetish territory, mixing taboo with a sprinkle of nostalgia. There\u2019s something about strict guidance and \u201caccidental punishment\u201d that gets people fired up in ways therapy probably can\u2019t fix.<\/p>\n I swear I didn\u2019t make this up. This has been searched. Multiple times. Like, enough to show up in trend analyses. \u201cAntique dealer fucks client over dusty vase deal.\u201d<\/p>\n This makes me question if some of these folks are just watching Pawn Stars<\/em> with the wrong kind of lotion by their side.<\/p>\n There\u2019s this whole niche of sexualizing crap from the 1600s. Maybe it\u2019s about hidden secrets\u2026 or they just like the smell of old wood and leather. Either way, someone\u2019s fantasy involves glass cabinets, creaky floors, and moaning over 200-year-old chandeliers.<\/p>\n As strange as it sounds, niche roleplay like this isn’t rare anymore. The novelty is actually the turn-on. Bored of pizza guy plots, people are writing their own scripts \u2014 and apparently discovering a wild urge for estate dealers and historical artifacts.<\/p>\n “The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.” \u2013 William Blake<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n And that\u2019s just scratching the surface, buddy. There are searches about courtroom judgment foreplay, zoo tour guides giving ‘private showings,’ or even \u201csexy parking ticket officer.\u201d I’ve seen them. You can’t un-google what some people are into\u2026 and maybe you shouldn’t try.<\/p>\n Ever wondered which of these ridiculous fantasies people actually<\/em> act on, and how often they’re searched? Well, that\u2019s where things get spicy. Wait until you see the real numbers behind this madness\u2026<\/p>\n Coming up next:<\/strong> how stats straight from Pornhub prove you’re not even close to being the weirdest perv out there. <\/p>\n You think you\u2019re the strange one for typing \u201cwitch pours honey on elf toes\u201d into Google at 2AM? Buddy, you\u2019re not even scratching the surface. The data\u2019s out, and if there\u2019s one thing the numbers prove, it\u2019s that we all have a little wild animal (or traffic cone fetish) inside us just waiting for the right keyword. I\u2019ve seen the receipts \u2014 and they\u2019re juicier than a stuck step-sibling in a dryer.<\/p>\n Every year, Pornhub straight-up gifts us with a master document of what the world is secretly jerking it to. And trust me, I read it like it\u2019s a religious text.<\/p>\n If you think that\u2019s nuts, remember \u2014 there\u2019s millions of people typing similar stuff. Weird is the new default. Average is out. And boring? Doesn\u2019t even chart anymore.<\/p>\n I actually went balls-deep on this in my own research \u2014 because sometimes, you gotta go full nerd for the kink. I ran a mega breakdown of the most searched terms on Pornhub in 2023, with some wild insights I bet you didn\u2019t see coming. You want juicy stats on how \u201canime foot worship\u201d beats \u201creality cheating wife\u201d in some countries? I\u2019ve got it laid out right here: Read the full breakdown here<\/a>. You\u2019ll never look at your search history the same way again.<\/p>\n \u201cWe’re all weird on the inside. The internet just gave us the balls to type it out loud.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n Alright, now that you know the numbers back up your thirst for \u201cmermaid feet worshipped in aquarium,\u201d how about I steer you toward the safe kinky paths? No, not those shady virus-ridden nightmare sites lurking out there \u2014 I\u2019ve already filtered through thousands of them for you.<\/p>\n Tons of people wonder if their cravings are just a little too out-there. But when the data lines up with your deepest dungeon-level fantasies? That\u2019s not a glitch, that\u2019s a green light.<\/p>\n Ever thought what might be hiding beneath all this stats-backed weirdness? What\u2019s the real reason our inner freaks are louder than ever these days? Keep reading and I\u2019ll show you exactly why this gets more honest \u2014 and waaaay more interesting \u2014 than you think\u2026<\/p>\n\n If you\u2019ve made it this far, congrats\u2014you\u2019ve survived a crash course in the internet\u2019s freakiest fantasies. You laughed. You cringed. You probably opened an incognito tab and typed \u201cis Pop-Tart insertion… safe?\u201d And that\u2019s exactly the magic of it all. Because behind every ridiculous Google porn search is something weirdly beautiful: horny humans being unapologetically themselves.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s be honest\u2014most of us are just bored gremlins with Wi-Fi, a functioning hand, and a bit too much imagination. But that\u2019s what makes the world (and the internet) so damn interesting. The fact that someone typed \u201csexy Chewbacca twerking compilation\u201d into Google means anything is possible. We\u2019re pushing past shame, past norms, and going straight into new kink dimensions.<\/p>\n You want data? Okay: searches for \u201cgiantess crushing city\u201d and \u201calien queen ovipositor harvest\u201d spiked on major tube sites over the last year. That\u2019s not fringe\u2014that\u2019s traffic. Somewhere out there, millions are building boners off sci-fi plots and inflatable latex horse heads. And I f*cking love that for them.<\/p>\n It\u2019s tempting to think people are just getting more deviant, but that\u2019s not the whole story. We’re not any freakier than folks from centuries ago, rubbing one out to oil paintings of fruit bowls. We\u2019re just not hiding anymore.<\/p>\n The internet didn\u2019t invent weird kinks\u2014it gave a voice (and a search bar) to the folks who had no idea there were others into the same stuff. One minute you’re curious about \u201cfemale vampire ASMR,\u201d the next you’re three pages deep into a tentacle fanfic with emotional depth and great exposition. That\u2019s growth.<\/p>\n And that honesty? It builds community. Ever landed on an obscure fetish sub and thought, \u201cHoly shit, these are my people\u201d? That feeling is pure gold, baby. That means the internet\u2019s doing its job.<\/p>\n Let me say this loud for the people in the back\u2014there\u2019s no such thing as \u201ctoo weird\u201d when it comes to fantasy.<\/strong> If it\u2019s legal, consensual, and not hurting anyone (except perhaps your browser history), then let your freak flag fly like it\u2019s strapped to a dildo drone.<\/p>\n Maybe your search yesterday was \u201cthirsty step-aunt in space prison,\u201d and today you just want some softcore cuddling between anime vampires. It doesn\u2019t matter. What matters is that you\u2019ve got the courage to explore it, laugh about it, and maybe\u2026 stroke something while you’re at it.<\/p>\n And I know what you\u2019re thinking\u2014where the hell do I even start? I\u2019ve got you. Click here<\/a> for my ultimate porn site directory. It\u2019s like a GPS for your kinks\u2014whether you\u2019re searching for hot librarians or hot potatoes (yes, I\u2019ve seen that search too).<\/p>\n Bottom line: you\u2019re not alone. Whether you\u2019re into MILF elves, menstruation cosplays, or inflatable dinosaur roleplay orgies\u2014there\u2019s a rabbit hole waiting for you. And it\u2019s filled with lube, pixels, and probably some glitter.<\/p>\n Now go ahead. Search something weird. The internet\u2019s ready. And honestly? So are you.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ever typed something into Google at 2AM and immediately thought, \u201cWhat the hell is wrong with me?\u201d Don\u2019t worry, you\u2019re not the only one out there letting curiosity, horniness, and maybe a few drinks steer the wheel. 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It\u2019s Comedy, Curiosity & Cringe Rolled into One<\/h3>\n
A Reminder: Don\u2019t Judge\u2026 Too Fast<\/h3>\n
Top-Level Weird: Fictional Characters Gone Wild<\/h2>\n
SpongeBob But Make It Horny<\/h3>\n
Elsa, Shrek, and Pikachu Take the Stage<\/h3>\n
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\u201cIt\u2019s-a Me, Hornio!\u201d \u2013 Mario Bros With a Twist<\/h3>\n
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Animals (Not Like That… Mostly)<\/h2>\n
\u201cFurry Convention Gone Wild\u201d<\/h3>\n
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<\/picture>\u201cHorse Mask BJ\u201d & Other Equine Erotica<\/h3>\n
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My Little Pony\u2026 After Dark<\/h3>\n
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Living Objects & Oddities: WTF Is That?<\/h2>\n
\u201cStuck in Washing Machine\u201d \u2013 The Classic\u2122<\/h3>\n
\u201cSexy Traffic Cone\u201d & Other Inanimate Fantasies<\/h3>\n
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Food Play \u2014 But Not in the Way You Think<\/h3>\n
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Aliens, Monsters, and the Supernatural Kinks<\/h2>\n
\u201cHot Alien Queen Breastfeeds Army\u201d<\/h3>\n
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Ghost Sex & Paranormal Orgasms<\/h3>\n
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Tentacle Porn \u2013 Timeless and Still Slap(ping)<\/h3>\n
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Strange Roleplays That Will Leave You Speechless<\/h2>\n
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<\/picture>Doctor, Plumber, OK\u2026 But \u201cTax Auditor\u201d?<\/h3>\n
\u201cLibrarian Gives Detention\u201d and Reverse Roles<\/h3>\n
\u201cAntique Dealer Gets Dirty\u201d<\/h3>\n
The Stats Don\u2019t Lie: Data Says We\u2019re All a Little Weird<\/h2>\n
Pornhub Search Data Reveals All<\/h3>\n
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Analysis from ThePornDude Blog<\/h3>\n
Resources for You to Explore More Kinky Curiosities<\/h3>\n
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So… What Does All This Weirdness Actually Mean?<\/h2>\n
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<\/picture>We\u2019re Horny, Bold, and a Little Bizarre<\/h3>\n
Kinks Are Getting Weirder \u2014 or Are We Just More Honest?<\/h3>\n
Final Thoughts from Your Pal, ThePornDude<\/h3>\n