It\u2019s Not You; The World is Fucked<\/h2>\n
Men\u2019s rights activists are concerned with self-respect and honor, but they seem to be out of their fucking minds. Feminism fixed a lot of problems, but it raised a lot of confusing questions. The average person is not an activist, but we\u2019re all suffering the effects of modern-day progressivism. It\u2019s a shitshow out there.<\/p>\n
I want to spell this shit out for you and try to push you in the right direction with some proper modern dating advice. Keep in mind, most of the stuff I\u2019ve already said in previous articles still rings true, I just figured it\u2019s time for an extended take.<\/p>\n
Confidence Takes Time<\/h2>\n
The one facet to dating that has nothing to do with women directly \u2013 confidence. That\u2019s where it\u2019s at. You need to be confident, plain and simple. But, if you\u2019re reading this article, you\u2019re probably…not. Do not despair! I have a cure for your despondency. It\u2019s time, the cure is time.<\/p>\n
You need time, in the right direction. Rome wasn\u2019t built in a day and neither was Charlie Sheen<\/strong>. You want to grow into the kind of man who gets laid all the time and takes very few Ls, it\u2019s going to take a long time for you to find your groove. But, once you get there, there\u2019s no going back. Dating is a lot like riding a bike. You fall on your face a few times, then learn how to fall on pussy instead. Eventually, you can do it without using your hands. That analogy kind of got away from me. Still, it\u2019s crazy what experience can do for you.<\/p>\n Confidence is an acquired skill that mostly stems from knowing yourself. Like Tyrion Lannister<\/strong> said: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. He knew what he was on about. This is the core of the pursuit of self-fulfillment. And no, I\u2019m not going to be cryptic throughout the whole article. I just want to put down some cornerstones. I\u2019ll show you how this shit actually comes in handy in real-life situations. Hell, let\u2019s dive into one right now. Time\u2019s a waste.<\/p>\n I\u2019ve had a lot of coffee in the middle of the day in all kinds of bars. Most of them were posh modern cafes, but the same principle applies \u2013 they have an actual bar you can sit at. So do that. I\u2019ve sat, I\u2019ve drank and I\u2019ve minded my own business. Throughout it all, I\u2019ve thought about my job, my life, my gym routine and general existential philosophy…until a waitress swung by. This has happened at least a dozen times already. Every time a waitress comes around, I just have to say hi. I\u2019m a charmer.<\/p>\n This is where things get kind of complicated. A woman at work is a woman who does not want to get flirted with, as a general rule at least. So, how do you talk to waitresses or fellow drinkers at the bar, without breaking their rules? Simple. Say hi, then let them do the rest. Smile, but not too widely. Practice that weird-ass half-smile that dudes in boy bands are popular for. If you\u2019re in a bad mood, don\u2019t be afraid to show it. I can\u2019t tell you the number of times I\u2019ve gone home with a girl just by being stressed at a bar during the daytime. They ask me how I\u2019m feeling, I tell them it\u2019s been a hard week, they want to know more. By the end of it, they\u2019re buying me drinks.<\/p>\n Before we go any further, let\u2019s address the elephant in the room. You\u2019ve already followed this kind of seemingly bullshit dating advice and it didn\u2019t work. I know. It won\u2019t work this time around either. Why is that? I had this young buck ask me for dating advice a few weeks ago and I gave him some very useful tips. He took it all as gospel, he asked a girl out and she dead-ass laughed in his face. He came to me and said: Mr. Porn Dude… why does she hurt me so? What did I do wrong? Short answer, nothing at all.<\/p>\n Look, if a woman laughs in your face when you ask her out, then she\u2019s a terrible person, plain and simple. Can you imagine laughing in someone\u2019s face when they\u2019re vulnerable? It\u2019s about as painful as a frontal knife jab. If a woman willingly does that to you, or to someone else, she\u2019s horrible and you shouldn\u2019t talk to her again. I know you want to tell yourself that you\u2019re a loser and you deserve to get laughed at, but that\u2019s part of your problem. No one deserves to get laughed at. Not you, not Charlie Sheen and not the shitty self-described pickup artists of current day. No one deserves to be mocked for trying to climb out of their shell a little.<\/p>\n What about regular rejection? Well, if she has a boyfriend or a girlfriend, that\u2019s just the end of the story. You should be happy for her and her significant other. If she\u2019s single and she rejects you, there\u2019s a plethora of reasons as to why that might happen. Usually, it\u2019s because she doesn\u2019t find you attractive, but in my personal experience, women would rather date a fun and confident dude than one with a chiseled jawline. I mean, I have a chiseled jawline, but rest assured \u2013 if I went around asking for chicks to jizz on my face, without even introducing myself, I\u2019d never get laid.<\/p>\n When you get rejected, you can proceed in one of two ways. The first and go-to default for most situations is to say \u201cDamn shame\u201d, gently shake your head and walk away. Or, go back to your drink and stop looking at the girl. Give up on the contact.<\/p>\n The other variant is useful when she gives you a reason why she can\u2019t go out with you. You are free to try and offer a counterpoint, but not if it comes off as pushy. Basically, if a chick says something like: \u201cI don\u2019t even know you, so I can\u2019t\u201d, you can say \u201cI understand. I\u2019d like to get to know you, right here or wherever you feel safe. Your call\u201d. You\u2019re basically saying \u201cI accept your rejection, but remain open to you in case you change your mind\u201d. You still end up walking away in the end, but you give her a chance to stop you. It\u2019s a worthwhile endeavor.<\/p>\n It\u2019s bullshit and Joey had no idea what he was talking about. The friend zone is not a real thing; it\u2019s an excuse for the pathetic and the weak-willed. If you want to bang a woman and you offer to do so, then she says she\u2019d rather be friends and you agree… well, that\u2019s pathetic, usually.<\/p>\n I\u2019m making a sweeping generalization here, but at least in my experience, men who accept the friend zone, usually do so to remain in a chick\u2019s orbit while they hope that she \u201ccomes around\u201d. This is shitty behavior. You\u2019re basically lying to her and you\u2019re lying to yourself. Fuck that noise. You\u2019ll be more respectful to both of you if you tell her, to her face: \u201cI do not want to be your friend. I want to be your lover\u201d. Then, again, walk away.<\/p>\n You\u2019re not supposed to win at everything, at all times. You\u2019re supposed to stay honest with yourself. Do not let anyone bend your will and force you into a compromise you never asked for. If you want to love a woman, then fucking love her. If she doesn\u2019t want your love, you can\u2019t turn that shit off, but you can walk away. Do not apologize for the way you feel. Do not pretend to be someone you\u2019re not. Accept other people\u2019s reality and prevent them from trying to alter yours. You deserve better than to willingly turn yourself into a dog on a leash.<\/p>\n I\u2019m… kind of old, at least in internet terms. I\u2019m practically a dinosaur. Still, I\u2019d like to think I do well enough. I\u2019ve banged chicks I met on Tinder. It worked fine. They\u2019ve even sent me nudes to jack off to right off the bat. Most of the babes that send nudes on Tinder in the first 30 minutes of chatting are probably just looking for a mutual fap. They exist. This isn\u2019t some sort of \u201csingles in your area\u201d bullshit. They\u2019re real. Most of them are on best dating apps<\/a>, too. But here comes the bad news \u2013 I had my success on Tinder two years ago. I tried the same thing recently and it flat-out didn\u2019t work. The whole damn platform had turned into an Instagram profile marketing network. No dates. No babes.<\/p>\n I\u2019ve heard a lot of dudes say that women on socials and dating apps are cancer. Get this. It\u2019s not them. It\u2019s men. Men are catfishing you. Men are treating you like dung. It\u2019s mostly men that use dating platforms as marketing outlets. Oh sure, they use women to do the actual advertising, but you\u2019re being fucked by men. So, before you go bitching about how the bitches aren’t on your dick on time, consider that it might be someone else\u2019s fault. Not yours, not theirs, but the stupid ass system that\u2019s fucking all of us equally. Tinder is dead and we killed it.<\/p>\n The difference between a successful corporate head and a second-rate crypto trader is all in the networking. Making friends; that\u2019s where it\u2019s at. Whether you\u2019re looking for women or trading tips, you need comrades. You need to leave a good impression. Charisma isn\u2019t just a tool you use to get into women\u2019s panties, it\u2019s your connection to the world. If you leave bar and everyone there remembers you as a welcome presence, then they become your wingmen by default. Men, women and children who remember you as a likable guy are all wing manning for you by showing you respect and appreciation. The women around you soak this shit up. They see that you\u2019re an upstanding member of society. This is the proper alpha shit. Not Chad’s behavior. Be a lone wolf all you want, but lone wolves die alone wolves.<\/p>\n Another bar story for you: One time I spent a couple of hours at a really boring watering hole, talking to drunk people and getting them to sober up and make clever decisions in life. I basically sat there showing them empathy and understanding. It meant a lot to them. Turns out, it meant a lot more to the babes a few tables over who were watching me and listening intently. One of them went home with me that night. She saw, firsthand, that I was a cool dude, that I was making the world a better place. When you strike out, don\u2019t go home. Go elsewhere. Go somewhere where you can be a welcome presence. Go make a small part of the world better. It\u2019s preferable to going home and being miserable over getting rejected. Trust me. This kind of thinking pays dividends.<\/p>\n I wouldn\u2019t be much of a douchebag if I didn\u2019t at least give you some quotable nonsense that you can memorize and keep in your back pocket. These are the too-long-didn’t-read aces that you can put up your sleeve for later. I\u2019ve used all of these to great success several times over, so they come with a seal of approval.<\/p>\n Numero uno, don\u2019t ask for numbers, give your own number away. A business card works even better, but only if you can hand it over without giving off salesman vibes. Say casual shit like \u201cGive me a call sometime, I\u2019d like to take you to dinner\u201d. This technically lowers the number of chicks you get to follow up with, but it increases the number of babes that actually sleep with you. It\u2019s kind of like lowering your acquisition numbers, but increasing conversion rates \u2013 in case you\u2019re a fan of Google Ads phrasing. Increase quality, not quantity.<\/p>\n When you ask a chick to give you her number, you are kind of implying that you are going to have power over her, in the sense that you get to decide when you call her. She can see this as a potential bother. Some random dude knows her number and he can call her whenever he wants. Hell, most chicks use socials instead of numbers. Can you imagine giving your socials out to potentially dangerous people? Yeah, it\u2019s creepy. That\u2019s why you let them make the second move. Now I\u2019ll be honest, most of them won\u2019t reach out, but that\u2019s ok. The ones that will are going to see you as a respectable and trustworthy person and you can\u2019t put a price on that kind of connection.<\/p>\n I often ask chicks to join me for walks, especially if there\u2019s a river bank around. It\u2019s romantic stuff and it gets people in a good mood. Sure, you could just ask a babe to come back home with you, but it\u2019s more likely to scare her off. Here\u2019s where shit gets fucked up, though. Most of the time, when I ask babes to go for a walk with me, they refuse and suggest we go bang instead. Most of the time I ask chicks to go bang, they want to go for a walk. This seems to suggest that women\u2019s heads are on backwards, or they just like playing contrarian. Or, they\u2019re intimidated by the directness and made comfortable by patience and romance. You could see this as a lesson to just say the opposite of what you want, but I have a better conclusion for you.<\/p>\n Find a middle ground. Instead of asking her to go out, or in, or sideways, or upside down…tell her you\u2019d like to spend time with her. After all, that phrase is a lot more accurate across the board than any single invite you can muster. Just… put that out there. You want to spend time with her. Let her decide what that\u2019s going to mean. Let her make a counteroffer. Consider her offer and make your decision. It\u2019s a much nicer system for moving forward in life. Often, we tell dudes to be more assertive, but that doesn\u2019t mean you have to make every single decision for other people. Just state what you want and let the people around you connect to you through what you\u2019re putting out there.<\/p>\n Some chicks like loud dudes, while others prefer the strong silent type. Both of these character traits are dumb. Hot take? I don\u2019t care. Listen up. Being the quiet dude in the corner of the room, sipping his drink and waiting for life to happen to him is pathetic. I don\u2019t care how many goth gfs it may or may not net you. You\u2019re delusional. Being a class clown also makes me cringe, because the guy yelling over everyone else to make himself look cool is an asshole. The women that gravitate to these kinds of men usually have severe issues and a need to prove that they\u2019re cool. Fuck all of this noise.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n You want to be down the middle. You want to be the guy that has strong opinions, but is willing to compromise. You want to be the guy that speaks when people are listening and listens when people speak. Do you know what usually happens when you look into someone\u2019s eyes and say nothing? That\u2019s right, they talk. Try that sometime. Try saying hello and letting the other person explore the silence a bit before you start talking about your Magic the Gathering deck. I\u2019m sure a lot of people want to hear about it and you should definitely talk about your passions, but for fuck\u2019s sakes, give people a chance to ask first.<\/p>\n Here\u2019s why pick-up lines don\u2019t usually work and some advice on how to make them work. I\u2019ve told women they\u2019re beautiful before. It didn\u2019t work when I was young. I was weird, self-conscious, loud and kind of sweaty. Same line, 20 years later, panty wetter. Why? Because nowadays, when I give women compliments, I look them in the eyes, I don\u2019t blink much, I don\u2019t sway, swoon or otherwise shake. I sit there, sipping my drink, minding my business and, well, speaking my truth.<\/p>\n Also, and this part is key \u2013 I don\u2019t expect a response. Telling someone they\u2019re beautiful is a gift, not an invitation. Remember that. Whether she says \u201cthank you\u201d or \u201cfuck off\u201d your message stays the same. It\u2019s a one-way gift, like a fucking postcard. Treat all your \u201clines\u201d this way.<\/p>\n Here\u2019s a mantra for you, to help you remember this shit in action:<\/p>\n \u201cSpeak what you believe, offer what you want to give, do not ask for that which you are not entitled to.\u201d<\/p>\n In other words, you can tell a waitress she\u2019s beautiful, you can offer to take her out to dinner and you can ask her to bring you a drink. You can\u2019t ask her for sex. You can offer it, if you want to, but you\u2019re not entitled to it. Simple.<\/p>\n I refuse to dignify that with an answer.<\/p>\n Not the suit, not the sweatpants, not the T-shirt or the bling. Dress for function, not fashion. Yes, fashion\u2019s great and all, but you\u2019re a human being, not a mannequin. A guy who dresses to impress isn\u2019t using his time to get shit done. Wear gym clothes on your way to the gym. Wear work attire on your way to work. Wear what makes you feel like yourself the rest of the time. If you\u2019re deep into black metal, then fucking wear a Burzum shirt at a classy affair. It\u2019s who you are. Don\u2019t change yourself to fit in. Conformity is suicide. You deserve better.<\/p>\n It\u2019s kind of like that line from Spiderman, you know, when Tony is speaking to Parker about the suit. If you\u2019re nothing without it then you don\u2019t deserve to have it. Same principle applies here. If you can\u2019t pick up chicks in flip-flops and a pink belly shirt, then no amount of Hugo Boss is going to make you a better man. Clothes don\u2019t make the man. The man does. The clothes are an accessory that brings out the inner you.<\/p>\n If you\u2019d like a contemporary example to drive the point home: Barney Stinson wears suits, Ted wears sweaters. Robin banged them both. Robin didn\u2019t give a shit about the suits or the sweaters. But both men wore what made them feel comfortable in their own skin. That\u2019s the ticket.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s get deep with each other, you and me. I wouldn\u2019t be a very honest parasocial friend to you if I didn\u2019t acknowledge that most men who need dating advice are practically seething from all the rejection. I don\u2019t blame them. I really don\u2019t. Being rejected a thousand times over and generally treated like a punching bag is enough to drive anyone insane.<\/p>\n The real trick here is to keep reminding yourself that it\u2019s simply not your fault. The deck is stacked against you. It\u2019s stacked against all of us. The world is upside down and no-one is winning. It might not seem that way when you see photos on socials of rich dudes on yachts, surrounded by bitches. But those bitches are paid for their time, in cash or Versace. You don\u2019t want this. You think you want this, but it\u2019s a lonely lifestyle. Hell, it\u2019s worse than what you have right now.<\/p>\n Dudes who are genuinely happy with gorgeous chicks don\u2019t go around posting them on the internet. They\u2019re too busy having earth-shattering sex. That should and could be you. There\u2019s no online precedent for this because happy couples are, well, too busy being happy. Endeavor to be more like them, by being more of yourself.<\/p>\n If you\u2019re an incel, that just means you\u2019re a virgin. Every single person who fucks bitches was once a virgin. Believe it or not, I was once a virgin too. That literally means that for a few years I was a proper, honest-to-God incel. Stop acting like this is embarrassing and start seeing it as the beginning of a long sexual epic.<\/p>\n So is Ron Jeremy. Next!<\/p>\n Just kidding. Look, you might have a face that only a mother could love, but when that face is between a woman\u2019s legs, making her moan in ecstasy, I can guarantee you, she\u2019s going to learn to love it fast. The only real problem with being ugly is the initial impression and as a man you can take some steps to improve that first impression.<\/p>\n At this point I\u2019m just saying shit you\u2019ve heard before, but it matters damn it. Shower, shave, haircut. Cologne, deodorant and perfume. One spritz of each. Don\u2019t go around smelling like a perfumer. Hygiene is more important than looks, but looks matter as well.<\/p>\n As for your form, well, it\u2019s up to you. You can be a fat fuck and still get laid. Something, something, Tony Soprano. I would recommend that you hit the gym, but, choose your own target goal. There is no clear winner between lean and buff or athletic and strong. You choose. Like with the outfits, be the best you that you can be. Also, pro-tip, chicks don\u2019t actually care about abs. They just pretend that they do. Trust me on this. At most they just want a clean dick.<\/p>\n I\u2019ve seen a lot of advice among dating forums on how dudes should go out of their way to sound smart, even when they have no idea what they\u2019re talking about. Mention the NASDAQ, use legal terminology, smash a thesaurus. No. Just no. Everyone is smart in their own way. Find the stuff that you\u2019re genuinely good at and talk about that.<\/p>\n Even if the only thing you know about life is video games and porn, you\u2019ve got more than enough ammunition there to cover just about any conversation, you just have to give yourself a chance. Hell, imagine you find yourself in a political conversation and someone\u2019s talking about food distribution rights. You could hit them with a hot take on the implications of a socialist distribution of food under a communist state. They\u2019ll think you\u2019ve read Marx, when really you\u2019re just referencing your latest RimWorld save. You\u2019re smart. Everyone is smart. Stop comparing yourself to other people\u2019s bullshit.<\/p>\n This one\u2019s my favorite. Apparently, talking about games, anime and TV series is boring to most women. Or so I hear. But those same women have seen every episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. They think your hobbies are lame. You think their hobbies are lame. Good. I\u2019d rather live the rest of my life celibate than watch that reality TV drivel.<\/p>\n You don\u2019t have to impress other people with what they consider interesting. Most people are idiots anyways. And, if you\u2019re the idiot with the shitty taste, well, at least it\u2019s your taste. As long as you\u2019re not fascinated by the chemical composition of fecal matter, I\u2019m sure you\u2019re a swell guy with fun interests. You just have to hold out for someone who also cares about those things.<\/p>\n I will not dignify that with an answer.<\/p>\n You go to a club at night looking for love, but none of the babes there are interested in your Hot Wheels collection. Yeah, numbnuts. No shit. They\u2019re there to get wasted and catch venereal diseases. If that disgusts you, then why the fuck are you there in the first place? If you want to bang a stranger in a piss-stained bathroom, go ahead. But, don\u2019t expect respect or human decency. The chicks that actually like Hot Wheels will be found in the vicinity of actual fucking Hot Wheels. It\u2019s not rocket science.<\/p>\n You want to bang relatable babes; you get yourself a club membership. I don\u2019t care which club. As long as it\u2019s something you enjoy doing, you\u2019re going to have a great time. Go to a Karate club. Join a gym. Sign up for the damn Salvation Army, I don\u2019t care. Go wash dishes at a homeless shelter. I\u2019m not saying you should be picking up every babe you meet there. I\u2019m saying that if you\u2019re a cool dude who gets shit done in a productive environment, you\u2019ll soar. The babes will be asking you out. Hell, you can make female friends and meet chicks through them. The world is your oyster. Put yourself in a situation where you find what you\u2019re looking for just by being present.<\/p>\n This part is super important \u2013 just because there are bitches at the mall, doesn\u2019t mean that hanging out at the mall is going to get you bitches. There\u2019s a reason why I said you need a productive environment. The average park is loaded with hot young babes, but they\u2019re not there to be flirted with. You can try, but don\u2019t expect results. Also, don\u2019t blame them or your looks and charisma for failing. You fucked up your geo.<\/p>\n Pick-up artists keep making videos in which they pick up babes in public places, but this is dumb on its face and here\u2019s why. The average woman moving in a three-dimensional space is usually, if not always, going to a fucking destination. Again, not rocket science. She\u2019s going from A to B, probably to or from her job, and you want her to stop moving so you can offer her your dick. How well can you possibly expect that to go. You could be the richest, hottest man in the universe and still she has every reason to tell you to piss off. Why are you putting yourself in that position?<\/p>\n I got that phrase from Filthy Frank<\/strong>. Sounds like I invented it. I didn\u2019t. Let me tell you the main reason why it makes sense to date multiple women at a time, in the early stages. You can settle down with one babe down the line, but we\u2019re talking about the actual first to third-date scenarios.<\/p>\n When you first hit it off with a girl, especially after a first date, you tend to obsess about her. Don\u2019t lie to me, we all do it. If you\u2019re a cool dude with a lot of experience, you learn how not to do that. You become jaded and you even out. However, in the early stages of babe fucking, you\u2019ll practically be falling in love with every pussy you sniff. You don\u2019t want this. She definitely doesn\u2019t want this. You need to be cool about it. But how cool is the right amount of cool? Do you write her 10 times a day or 1? Do you wait two days to call back or three?<\/p>\n The answers reveal themselves to you, if you\u2019re dating multiple women at a time. Making time for one woman automatically means you neglect the other. That neglect is actually well received, because no human being likes being pinged 100 times over on socials by some guy they slept with the night prior. The proper way to do this, once you mature enough in the field, is to actually replace babe time with hobby time. This works best if your hobbies are also productive. But, if you find yourself with nothing better to do than obsessing about the cute girl next door \u2013 find another girl to obsess about immediately. Then, find another and another and another after that. Stop dwelling on one woman. It\u2019s not good for you and it\u2019s certainly not good for her.<\/p>\n The average dude nowadays seems to be generally terrible at giving women proper space, while also engaging them romantically. Here\u2019s the ELI5 on that. Don\u2019t touch them. Ever. Make it so that they touch you, if and when they want to. Then, you touch back. Tell them that you want to be touched. Tell them that you want to spend time with them. Do not initiate the physical connection. I keep seeing dudes putting their arms around chicks in clubs and it\u2019s the worst shit ever. Even when the dudes are attractive and seemingly cool, the girls visibly recoil in disgust. Grabbing people is not sexy. Who knew?<\/p>\n Center yourself. Find your own personal bubble, not everyone else\u2019s. Protect your personal bubble and you\u2019ll do just fine with other people. Remember, the bottom line here is that you should be comfortable being yourself, no matter what, no matter where. Don\u2019t stand if you feel like sitting. Don\u2019t sit if you feel like standing. Don\u2019t drink if you\u2019re not thirsty. Follow your own rules. You\u2019ll be drowning in pussy before you can say \u201cThanks PornDude. I owe you my dick\u201d.<\/p>\n I’ve decided to share my secret tips on how to last longer in bed<\/a> so you can enjoy more pleasurable and satisfying intimate moments after you score with that pussy!<\/p>\n Stay tuned for my next in-depth tutorial, which will feature hardcore sexual penetration and tips on satisfying a woman in bed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I\u2019ve already done a dating tutorial in the past, but I figured you guys could use a refresher with some modern takes on how to be a proper person. I won\u2019t call it sigma or alpha, because I\u2019m not a cringe-ass pickup artist. I\u2019m the Porn Dude. I\u2019m a living legend. 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<\/picture><\/p>\nThe Painful Rejection<\/h2>\n
Being Told No<\/h2>\n
The Friendzone<\/h2>\n
Dating Apps Are Dead in the Water<\/h2>\n
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<\/picture><\/p>\nNetworking is How Its Done<\/h2>\n
Modern Cheat Codes for Picking Up Chicks<\/h2>\n
The Value of Giving Versus Requesting<\/h3>\n
Saying the Right Things<\/h3>\n
Balanced Extraversion<\/h3>\n
How to Pitch Woo<\/h3>\n
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<\/picture><\/p>\nWhy Waitresses?<\/h2>\n
Presenting Yourself in the Best Light<\/h2>\n
The Anger, The Despondence, The Hate<\/h2>\n
The Three Spheres of Loser Mentality<\/h2>\n
You\u2019re Ugly<\/h3>\n
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<\/picture><\/p>\nYou\u2019re Stupid<\/h3>\n
You\u2019re Boring<\/h3>\n
Why All the References to Video Games?<\/h2>\n
Location, Location, Location<\/h2>\n
Wrong Place, Wrong Time<\/h2>\n
The Pussy Crop<\/h2>\n
The Personal Bubble \u2013 And Not Being a Creep<\/h2>\n