An In-Depth Look into breast augmentation in the porn industry with ThePornDude. It\u2019s time to talk about beefed up tits, boys. I\u2019ve talked about female bodies before, but I want to take a deep dive into a controversial topic that\u2019s been on my mind for a while. Fake tits are as good as real tits. I am not disputing that. But, the question on everyone\u2019s minds is: Should every chick get breast implants right when she turns 18?<\/p>\n
There once was a beautiful woman named Mia Malkova<\/strong>. She dominated the porn world. I\u2019ve jacked off to her more times than I can count. We had a lovely parasocial relationship she and I. She would stare into the camera, I would grip my cock, she would make me blow loads and I would come back for more after a quick reload. I loved her, you know. As much as a porn dude can love a pornstar<\/strong>. She was perfect. She straight up brought her mom to a fucking blowjob scene. Talk about a devoted pornstar, am I right? She was an angel. Then\u2026 time happened.<\/p>\n She turned 30. She was officially old, at least as far as the porn industry was concerned. She\u2019s my main inspiration for this article. She got a boob job, and then some. She did a lot of things to her body. I\u2019m not her doctor and I don\u2019t know her personally, so I\u2019m doing a lot of guesswork here, but bear with me – she looks nothing like herself. In a couple short years she went from being a nubile little temptress to \u2026well, whatever you call the human equivalent of an overinflated balloon.<\/p>\n I\u2019m not writing this article to rag on Mia Malkova. I still have the utmost respect for what she does. She\u2019s a real cool chick. I feel I owe the bitches of the world a deep dive into breast augmentation surgery research, with the candor and boner powers you\u2019ve come to expect from me.<\/p>\n It\u2019s about as simple as it is gross. They slice open an entry and shove a balloon in there. You might think I\u2019m oversimplifying, but that\u2019s roughly how this shit works. They use sterile jiggly materials, like breast shaped silicon blobs<\/strong> and they shove them in the breasts, towards the back.<\/p>\n The incision is made under the breast, from the armpit or even under the nipple. Babes also have the choice between round, teardrop, smooth, or textured implants, though the science is evolving. I\u2019m sure that by the time I finish this article chicks will be able to get pyramid shaped tit implants if they custom order.<\/p>\n After the breasts are nice and inflated, the chicks take a few days off to rest off the swelling and general discomfort of having just been stuffed. With some luck, the tits come out looking decent.<\/p>\n By now you probably know me as the guy who objectifies women for his own depraved pleasure and, well, you\u2019re right. What you don\u2019t seem to understand is that they objectify me too. It\u2019s fair game. I don\u2019t pressure chicks into looking perfect. I don\u2019t pressure anyone. If I\u2019m sitting on a park bench eating a taco and a hot babe rolls by, I know that if I say hello, I\u2019ll end up inside her by the end of the day. It\u2019s just how this shit happens. They find me irresistible. But that\u2019s not what I\u2019m getting at right now. My point is, I don\u2019t put pressure on babes to look perfect. Most men I know appreciate perfect women on social media and all that, but out and about in the real world, we mostly just want bitches that respect us enough to not dick us around.<\/p>\n And still, it would appear that men are obsessed with perfect bodies. Large tits are a huge part of that. The bigger the breast<\/strong>, the more attention we pay. Well, there\u2019s nothing wrong with that inherently, but what happens when babes start getting jealous and self-conscious, feeling like they have to inflate their tits in order to get attention? I\u2019m the last person to be caring about the feminist implications of societal pressure on women, but, hey, it\u2019s undeniable. Nowhere is this more terrifying than in the porn industry.<\/p>\n I wanted to curve from the science of boobjobs to how this shit works in the porn industry. I wanted to get a hint as to why Mia Malkova went full balloon mode. I wanted to know why Elles, a solo pornstar<\/a> who had the most beautiful pair of tits on the planet, felt the need to flat out destroy them. I want to know where this trend is coming from and why. As a frequent tit sucker and motorboater, my perspective is simple. If they\u2019re large, I suck on them. If they\u2019re not, I suck on them. At the end, I cum on them. I don\u2019t bitch about a babe\u2019s tits if she\u2019s straight up asking me to devour them.<\/p>\n The porn industry is not as wise as me. I checked the numbers. From the 90s, to the current year. We\u2019re getting regular reports from serious publications, straight from the horse\u2019s mouth – pornstars are being pressured into getting boobjobs. Hell, they\u2019re getting fucking subsidized. Their companies straight up roll the red carpet on boobjobs and frequently drive the point home – \u201cif you want to do well in this business, you have to augment\u201d. Hell, check out the premium porn<\/a> I\u2019ve reviewed. From the thumbnails alone you can see it\u2019s a breast bonanza.<\/p>\n It\u2019s like the plot of fucking Deus Ex:HR. That game had a ton of augmented working girls that were pushing the natural babes out of business. It was cutthroat. Granted, in that game they\u2019re talking about mechanical tech implants and not tits, but you get the idea. The metaphors are there. We\u2019re pushing women to an ideal of perfection that is not rooted in reality.<\/p>\n From social media, to porn to Bulgarian music videos, chicks are inundated with the idea of ideal beauty and tits are a huge part of that. Technically, the hourglass figure holds it all together. It\u2019s all about the proportions. Big tits for sucking, huge ass for fucking and a tiny stomach because women don\u2019t need to eat. They need to suck cocks and swallow. That\u2019s the general idea, I guess. Except, that idea only works in the bedroom. It\u2019s great in the bedroom. Everyone\u2019s a slut when the clothes come flying off. But, we\u2019ve gone a tiny bit too far and that\u2019s me saying this.<\/p>\n If the generally accepted norm is that every woman needs to bloat up her chestal area like a blimp, then we\u2019ll end up in a society where breast augmentation surgery is the female circumcision. I\u2019m iffy about those too, but you get the idea – it\u2019ll be an unavoidable and uncontroversial rite of passage. \u201cHappy 18th birthday, sweetheart. Here\u2019s a voucher for Tits \u2018R Us.\u201d<\/p>\n Not exactly the future I want to live in.<\/p>\n I\u2019ve spent a fucking decade telling people to just get together and fuck each other, in-between faps and the message you all took away from that was that you need to obsess about your bodies. I swear, half of the time you people don\u2019t pay any attention. If your idea of an ideal couple is a man with a giant cock and a woman with gravity-defying breasts then you\u2019re out of the loop, my guy and so are the women that are suffering from this bullshit.<\/p>\n Back in the day, feminism fought for women\u2019s right to vote. Today, it\u2019s more about cultural and existential emancipation. Sounds good in theory, except no-one\u2019s on the same fucking page. Are breast augmentations feminist? On the one hand, it\u2019s all about women\u2019s freedom to choose. On the other, if you gaslight a woman to the point that she believes that her only course of action is to get augmented, well – is it really her decision? And if you, as a friend or family member try to discourage your sister, mother, best friend or the like from getting augmented, aren\u2019t you disrespecting her wishes?<\/p>\n We have no bottom line conclusion here. The situation is fucked. It\u2019s not just the women, of course. Hell, jelquing is a word now. Look it up. I\u2019m sorry in advance. Don\u2019t jelq. It doesn\u2019t work. Any way you look at it, though, women are getting screwed the hardest. Breast augmentation is the most common cosmetic surgery in the west. About 300 thousand of them a year in the US, on average. We\u2019re more concerned about fixing breasts that aren\u2019t broken to begin with, than fixing cleft palates and third degree burns. We\u2019ve lost it.<\/p>\n In between my numerous sexual escapades, I try to learn. I try to improve. I don\u2019t want the babes I bang to feel lesser than. I want to take them on a rollercoaster of pleasure. I want to be the best sex they\u2019ve ever had. I want to throw the curve and set a fucking example for pussy fuckers everywhere. Breast appreciation goes hand in hand with this. The next time I run into a babe with fake tits, I\u2019ll suck them just the same. I\u2019ll appreciate her and the work she\u2019s done. I\u2019m not gonna sit her down and bitch about how she didn\u2019t have to get the surgery. It\u2019s not my business.<\/p>\n Still, I hope that articles like this make a tiny difference. You can seek this article out – it won\u2019t come to your door uninvited. That\u2019s kind of how I see it. I\u2019m not here to change people\u2019s minds, I\u2019m here to share some words that bear repeating. Breast augmentation can be a beautiful thing, like all other cosmetic surgery. But, we\u2019ve turned it into a fucking epidemic. Best I can do is share my opinion and try not to think about this shit too hard. If I manage to get a girl knocked up and some day my daughter asks me for advice on breast augmentation I\u2019ll tell her: \u201cSweetheart, I have no fucking clue what the right thing to do is. It\u2019s your life\u201d. Sometimes that\u2019s the best you can do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An In-Depth Look into breast augmentation in the porn industry with ThePornDude. It\u2019s time to talk about beefed up tits, boys. I\u2019ve talked about female bodies before, but I want to take a deep dive into a controversial topic that\u2019s been on my mind for a while. Fake tits are as good as real tits. … Continue reading Breast Augmentation in the Porn Industry – Boobjobs, Lifts and Mammary Stuffing<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29035,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[1546,30,1547],"class_list":["post-20693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pornstars","tag-brest-augmentation","tag-pornstars","tag-surgeries"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20693"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29034,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20693\/revisions\/29034"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theporndude.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}How They Stuff the Mammaries<\/h2>\n
Why I Give a Fuck<\/h2>\n
Pornstars Are Getting Screwed (And Not In a Good Way)<\/h2>\n
The Ideal Breast, and Something About Beauty<\/h2>\n
Gender Politics Aren\u2019t Helping<\/h2>\n
How To Properly Worship the Breast<\/h2>\n