Porn Dude – Blog

Got an itch to electrify your text game, but can’t seem to find the right words to start the sparks flying? I hear you, my friend! The allure of sexting, that tantalizing trance of erotic verbosity is seductive indeed, but also kinda terrifying, especially if you’re in foreign waters. But fear not! As the old saying goes, every master was once a disaster. There’s no manual to this explosive minefield, but who said you can’t hit the right chord and turn the tide into a symphony of sensual delight?View Post

Ready to get down to it? You’ve been wrestling with a hell of a question – “Does circumcision affect my sex life?” A tricky conundrum, tangled up in uncertainty, taboo, and oh so far off the lunch table chit-chat. Time to get comfy, my friend, we’re heading into the elusive labyrinth of circumcision. We’re not here to tiptoe around, we’re here to face the bear, unflinchingly and head-on. Expect no artificial sweeteners and no veiled murmurs; we’re setting the record straight on this hush-hush relative of sexual health.View Post

Listen up, lads! Ever caught yourself daydreaming about ditching that boring office job for a shot at fame and glory under the hot studio lights in the adult industry? Yeah, I bet you have. The life of a male pornstar, the adoring fans, the non-stop parties may sound like the ultimate fantasy, but it’s not all glossy as it appears. There’s brutal competition way fiercer than a horny cougar, punishing shoots more grueling than a killer CrossFit workout-the struggle is real.View Post

Listen up, folks! Ever had that heart-stopping moment of horror after an alien visit to planet Venus, realizing your troops might have gone on without their helmets? You’re not alone; we’ve all played that mind-bending game of Russian roulette. Suddenly, a buzzkill thought hits harder than a hammer: an unexpected plus one or the unexpected gift that just keeps on giving, STDs. Now, that’s a crueler shock than waking up with a hangover and a pink elephant in your room.View Post

Ever watched Stallion Steve go at it on screen and thought to yourself, “Is that really how it’s done?” Let’s face it, porn has fed us more tall tales about sex than a frisky grandpa at a family reunion. It’s easy to get sucked into the fantasy, but pull up your pants, my friend, it’s time to separate fact from fiction. We’re about to explore the gritty, messy, and sweat-drenched reality of actual sex and how it contrasts with the airbrushed shenanigans you see in your favorite adult films.View Post

Stuck in that holiday gift-giving predicament again, aren’t you? I can almost hear your mind churning, trying to figure out what sizzling, yet luxurious, treasure to place under the Christmas tree for your significant other. Look no further, my naughty yuletide accomplices. It’s time to embark on a ride of erotic exploration and shared fantasies, because isn’t Christmas allowed to be a tad bit naughty? Forget about dull presents like socks and predictable chocolates.View Post

Step right up, ladies and gents, and prepare for takeoff on an unforgettable flight to Pleasureville! There’s no frequent flyer program because every experience promises a unique thrill. Believe me, I look back on my own tenure in the sensual arena and wish I had had these tantalizing treasures then. Enough jargon and jumping around the point – I’m here to blow wide open the clandestine world of women’s sex toys and how they can pack a punch for pleasure, anytime, anywhere.View Post

Ever been in the throes of passion, music thumping to your heartbeat, and wished you had a tad more flagpole for your flag? We’ve heard it all, man. Size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the motion of the ocean, right? But we’re not talking about feeling the waves here, we want to be the goddamn tsunami! Let’s chat about the big dick conundrum and how you might just be able to bulk up your battleship with filler injections. Shy in the locker rooms? Suffering from no-chill shrinkage? You’re not alone, amigo, and there are solutions to your size stress.View Post