Looking for free Nigerian porn at Naija Uncut? I understand why you would want to watch thick and bootylicious African amateurs getting down and nasty. I never miss an opportunity to take a look at some yummy chocolate pussy stretched by huge black dongs and seeing their bubble butts bouncing up and down a cock as pussy cream drips from their coochies gives me an instant boner. I mean ebony babes have great big badunkadunks that bounce like crazy and that combined with their moans of pleasure as sweaty dudes work on their dripping wet meat pockets is the ultimate masturbation fodder. With that in mind, are you ready to get some of that genuine ethnic African porn? If you are an admirer of ebony sluts and looking for a chance to enjoy explicit videos featuring real chocolate bombshells from Africa, keep reading. I discovered a site called Naijauncut.com, and because I couldn’t possibly resist the booty call, I decided to give this site a try. Sit your ass tight as we see what it leads to.
Nigerian porn anyone?
Traditionally, Nigerians are not known for their porn or public display of nudity. Scamming would be more of their specialty if you ask me. Nigerians pride themselves in being a deeply cultural society who believe bedroom matters should be left in the bedroom. Wait, who the fuck am I kidding? Nigerians, just like the rest of us, are genuinely an immoral bunch that won’t hesitate shooting porn videos and showing the world how freaky they are behind closed doors. As a matter of fact, the country has an incredible number of indigenous porn producers and one of the highest number of porn consumers in the world, with up to about 250,000 searches per month. So much for a profoundly cultural society, right?
I know I said I absolutely love ebony amateur porn, but I wasn’t impressed by the site’s first impression. NaijaUncut has such a fucking awful design; it’s unbelievable. For starters, the white background is totally off. Who wants to lose their sight looking for something to get off? Maybe they gave the job to a fucking feminist, and she ruined the whole thing. I mean, no man with a pair of balls would create such mediocre look.
I’m not bitching around, by the way. The entire site is a plain white fucking mess, and whoever is behind the site clearly doesn’t give a flying fuck about visual appeal. Fuck it, we have to draw a line between simplicity and utter mediocrity. The content is presented to you in small thumbnails arranged horizontally in the middle of the page. On the left of the thumbnail is a small heading and date of upload. At least I could see real African sluts getting nasty by exposing their pink sin slits, sucking big black cocks, masturbating, fucking deep in the African bushes, lucky dudes fucking horny and cock hungry sugar mummies and all that shit. You know what to expect from scenes with titles like ‘Abuja clean girl Dora recorded and fucked hard by a rich guy after getting her drunk’ or ‘her pussy is too deep despite my long dick.’
Apart from that, the rest of the homepage is empty, which gives the site a bland outlook. I can’t believe someone actually expected people to enjoy finding fap materials on this site. What happened to at least making an effort?
A quick look at the options
Unlike other sources of free smut I’ve visited, these fucks didn’t think it wise to include a header menu. They have a basic feature, although I highly doubt you will need it. Luckily, on the left they have a ‘menu’ icon with a drop-down feature that lets you browse content by a few categories that include videos, leaks, photos, hotties, upskirt, sugar mummy, and WTF among others. When you actually click on a category, you are directed to another page with a much better layout than the main page which was a bit surprising. Clearly, no one told these folks that you don’t always have a second chance to impress.
Anyway, because the rest of the categories are pretty much self-explanatory, I decided to check out the WTF category with the hope of finding something raw and extraordinary. However, the videos in this category are pretty ordinary, and nothing nearly as shocking as the category suggests. It’s the usual homemade crap of dudes screwing horny women in different scenarios. Don’t get me wrong, seeing a well-hung dude fucking a fat ass slut on her birthday is worth blowing a load to, but I expected something that at the very least, would make me say ‘what the actual fuck.’ Nothing forthcoming in that regard. There is nothing extraordinary about seeing a class rep fucking his course mate, is there?
That said, there are zero sorting options, and apart from the handful of categories that may not even have the content they purport to have, you are on own. They don’t even have a browsing menu, and you will have to make do with clicking ‘older’ at the bottom of the page to access the deeper parts of the archive.
Good luck playing the videos
The bad news just keeps on coming folks. If from what you’ve read, you can already tell the site is pretty mediocre, wait until you have to play the video, and you will wish you never visited the site, to begin with. No fucking kidding. The first thing that got into my nerves are the redirects. When you click on a link, you are initially taken to a stupid betting site.
That’s not even half the story. Eventually, when you do manage to open a video, it takes you to a fucking clattered page with some stupid notice on how NaijaUncut doesn’t contact you to demand money not to release your leaks and such shit. Then you have the initial thumbnail with a play button in the middle, but when you attempt to play it, it’s the same frustrations all over again. These toads even have the audacity to include what is obviously a spam download link, which takes you to another betting site. If there is a secret to be used to play the content, I didn’t find it, and I’m an experienced motherfucker. There are mediocre sites, then there are those that redefine mediocrity, and NaijaUncut firmly falls in that category.
Don’t even get me started on the ads
Well, where do I even start? There is simply no way around it, the ads will fuck you up a good one, and they will make what is already an awful experience into one that’s deeply depressing. Apart from betting ads, others are promising girls looking for sex partners in your neighborhood and such shit. Why would sexy girls be promising you sex on a porn platform when they’d be sure to get a hundred dudes lining up to hit their pussy for a price? It just doesn’t make sense. Anyway, to hell with NaijaUncut and their fucking page full of ads. I can’t wait to be done with this review and go grab my fap materials from a half-decent site.
Things to love about NaijaUncut
Free; at least this site doesn’t charge you anything to access the content, which is pretty much the only positive you can take from the site.
Things to hate about NaijaUncut
Mediocre design; you will struggle to find a site that’s so awfully designed. They may as well host their page on a word fucking document.
I can’t play the videos; I know you came here because there was a promise of some tasty ebony amateur videos, but playing them, leave alone downloading, is a whole different story.
Ads; the site is teeming with all manner of ads that will prove a pain in the ass, and that’s me putting it lightly.
Not secure; even worse, the site is not on a secure HTTPS platform and might expose you to all manner of risks. Investing in a VPN and an ad-blocker is the least you can do.
How the site can improve
Well, that would be loads. How about they sort the whole mess first before we even start talking? Is there a way they can make the videos playable at the very least? While at it, the fucking awful design needs to go. Fuck it, there is so much the site has to do it would be better if someone just pulled it down and saved all of us from the misery.
The money shot
Well, I could go on ranting about NaijaUncut, but it’s not even worth it. I visited the site with hopes of finding some raw, amateur ebony content, and to say I was disappointed would be the understatement of the year. It is nowhere near decent, and when you can’t even play the videos, what is the whole point? Anyway, only visit the site if you don’t have anything better to do with your time.