City Vibe! Cheating is easy, but it’s easier, safer, and with class with an escort site. Think about it, you order what warms your heart, what makes you cock rock hard, or just what you can never have on a normal day. Take a chill pill, pour yourself a glass of wine and hit the right buttons to have an escort over to get your dick wet, no strings attached or any of that dating bullshit. I spend a lot of time looking at escort directories, not necessarily because I love hiring an escort, but because I want to help you get the best experience possible by pointing you towards the sites offering the best chances of scoring a pussy. Don’t thank me yet.
The best news is that you are reading this meaning you will know all there is to know about the escort site up for review today; cityvibe.com. Now, this is an “escorts near me” type of website, but before you excitedly run to the site for hookups, it’s best if you first read my review. And as is the norm with all escort sites, the million dollar question is; ‘Does City Vibe work and is it safe?’ Well, I’ll kick things off by saying you’ve been warned.
What is it about?
Some people still have no idea of what the heck City Vibe is all about. For y’all curious motherfuckers, it is an excuse of an escort directory. Yeah, you read that right, and I’ll be filling you in on the reasons. Number one; the site claims to represent over 612 cities in the United States, United Kingdom, and Canada. However, there are only 687 call girls ‘available now’ which struck me as an absurdly low number for a site that claims to be so widespread. What’s the probability of having just a few hundred escorts available now when the lineup of cities include New York, London, Toronto, Dallas, Detroit and basically all major cities in the United States? First sign of trouble if you ask me.
Boring ass design
I just hate the way the site is designed. For starters, I’m not a big fan of the white background. The whole page is filled with a list of cities where you are likely to find a pussy for hire, and while the lineup is quite impressive, there is no attempt to let potential users know what the site is all about. At least a few naked girls and use of color would have gone a long way. To be honest, I think there is an attempt on the site’s team to make their site look like backpage.com (remember the site that was closed down by the feds?). I believe this is done on purpose to make the surfer feel comfortable since users are more likely to browse the site if it has a familiar look about it. But at least they’ve included an FAQ section at the footer and also their Twitter handle. I personally have so many questions I need answered, but I’m certainly not contacting a fucking escort site on Twitter.
A closer look at the City Vibes’ city pages
The site calls itself ‘your local escort’s directory,’ but this escort classifieds website is not necessarily a place where real, local girls hang out. It appears to me like a smaller, more condensed version of backpage.com each time I look at it, and I’m never wrong. You will notice that the major states and cities in the United States are listed, so I decided to check out one of the destinations. To my dismay, the pages are quite horrible and lack substance. For instance, when you check out the directory showcasing girls in New York, one of the world’s largest cities, you expect to find hundreds (if not thousands) of call girls. But alas, there are only 43 girls! Hold the fuck up, the whole of NY has less than 50 escorts? You guys fucking kidding me? I decided to check the Miami local area hoping to have better luck, and there were a whopping 8 girls available for hookup. Of course, I’m being sarcastic, you toad.
When you click on any of the city pages, the first thing you notice is that the entire top row shows nothing but fucking banners for other sites promising free cams, MILFs, sugar daddy dating and such crap. Needless to say, the links take you to some shady sites that are all a complete fucking scam. The banners are only posted because they paid the site so your best bet would be to ignore them completely.
Beware of fake profiles
A closer look at the models’ pages and you will quickly realize that the majority are fake and look nothing like the kind of sluts who show up on outcall services. How the fuck did, I know that you ask? Well, I did some digging, and most of the images are not genuine. One listing is even using a porn star’s photo! These fucks are just taking professional photos from the internet and using them on the website. How old do they think we are? For all I know, you might be paying $400 for a fake girl just to hang out. Huge fucking rip off.
In the rare chance that you come across a genuine call girl, you will have her email, contact details, and personal website where applicable. Profiles also have an about me section where the girl tells you all about the services she is offering while below that are her physical details that include height, hair, weight, bust, eye color, and waist among others. The charges have also been included and needless to say, these sluts are fucking expensive. You better hope what you see is what you get.
Just so you know, there is no verification process built in here and if you are planning on using this site for hookups, be warned that nothing good ever came from unverified hookers. You could be setting yourself up for an arrest.
Positive site Features
Hundreds of listed cities; the site’s mission is to bring escort services closer to your locality, and they’ve lined up an impressive list of cities with potential hookers ready to chop your money for some pussy.
Prospects of escort sex; the moment you step on the site, we all know you are looking for someone to take your sexual experience to another level, and with all the cities listed, you are likely to find a sexy hooker to get nasty with.
Detailed profiles; the model pages tell you all you need to know about a particular call girl, including the services on offer and her charging rates. You will not be walking into a blind date.
Escort videos; click on the ‘videos’ tab at the bottom of the page to see some sensual videos as these girls tease you with stripteases and sensually touching their body to give you a clue of what to expect.
Negative site features
Potentially fake profiles; with no verification in place, there is every possibility of hooking up with a dangerous criminal or worse still, fucking cops. There are simply no guarantees.
Number of girls could be higher; for a site listing the major cities in the United States, Canada, and Europe, I find it odd that most of the cities have only a handful of call girls ready for hookup.
Fucking ads; the site is teeming with banner ads that are absolutely going to fuck you up if you dared click on them. And I was here thinking the whole purpose of using City Vibe was to avoid the banners completely.
City Vibe has plenty of issues that need looking at, but the least I would expect is to find escorts with verified profiles and photos. Anyone at the site thinking that’s fucking possible?
If you’re planning on connecting with girls posting ads on this site, you better be on the lookout. There are so many fake profiles, and few verified ones, so just remember to stay safe in all situations. At least the site is free to use and allows you to hook up with escorts from around your city with over 600 cities listed. Is it a complete waste of time? Not exactly, but with so many top-notch escort directories, I’d have my reservations about City Vibe.