Welcome to Ernie's house of whoop ass...whatever that's supposed to be. This website is one of the most confusing ones I've seen in my life, but this doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing. As soon as you open this page, you are bombarded with a whole lot of information, but you are given no explanations or directions. The atmosphere here is not a warm one, that's for sure. So, what's a man supposed to do here? What can you expect? Well, make sure you stick around, see what kind of things are available on this page, you might end up liking some of them!
The good kind of crazy
While the name of this website doesn't tell us a whole lot about what we can find on ehowa.com, we are at least given some categories at the top of the website. If it wasn't for these, I'd have no idea what this page was all about, to be quite honest. What's a "house of whoop-ass" anyway? With a name like this, I'd expect this website to have videos of dudes getting beaten the fuck up or something like that. However, I didn't see many fight videos on this page. Of course, there are some violent movies on ehowa.com, but they aren't about people fighting or anything of the sort.
Then, there are some parts of this website where you get to see some cute animals, and some weird ones, too. Do you care about those? Personally, I do, but I can imagine that the majority of you folks do not read these reviews in hopes of finding a new website to look at pictures of cute kittens on, right? There's nothing wrong with cute animals, that's a given, but you get my point. If I wanted to look at fauna, I'd just go to YouTube and find a neat little compilation or something like that. Maybe I'd visit the fucking zoo. I don't know. I really don't do that too often, but at least I can appreciate the fact that this Ernie dude, whoever he is, posts neat pictures to his own website. I don't even know if the dude does this himself, but let's assume he does.
Then, you'll notice that there are some sections on ehowa.com that seem like they might have a whole lot of sexy content in them, right? Well, you'll find that you are wrong if you click on them. I won't go into detail right away, so I'll tease you a bit for now. You'll have to bear with me if you want to know the truth! There are several porn-related parts of this website, and they seem quite "misplaced" since you wouldn't expect a page as random as ehowa.com to have porn, but hey, the fact that you get to see hot bitches on a page like this is nothing but a plus!
Where are the girls?
You'll find that there are quite a few sections on ehowa.com that seem to be related to pornography. Now, don't get me wrong, these really are all about porn and shit like that, but you'll find that you don't really get to watch these movies right away. First off, you'll notice that there's something rather interesting in the upper left corner. Usually, a sexy picture of a girl can be found in here, but what we care about the most is the "you might like" section right underneath this distracting picture. You'll find three sections in here.
The first section is the "funny pictures" section. I don't really need to explain what kind of content can be found up in here If I wanted to look at funny memes and shit like that I'd probably head out to Reddit or whatever. Apparently, some people prefer Ernie's house of whoop-ass to Reddit, 9gag, or whatever website "normal" people browse, so yeah. I guess there's some sort of reason for this section of the page to exist. As far as I know, I don't care much about Ernie's funny pictures. Sorry mate.
Then, right underneath this section, we have two sections of ehowa.com that do seem kinda interesting. It seems that we finally get to see some titties up in here! I mean, the names of the sections are pretty god damn promising! First off, we have the "sexy videos" section. That's a good start...and what we see right underneath this one is the "free webcams" section. Damn, we get those, too? That's pretty fucking great if you ask me. However, this is way too good to be true.
If you end up clicking on the "sexy videos" section, you'll find out that this website redirects us to some random ass page. Are you about that? For fuck's sake, I only wanted to check out ehowa.com...and nothing but that! Then again, if you head out to the next section, which would be the "free webcams" section, well, the exact same thing happens as soon as you click on it, so yeah. These two sections are fake as fuck, but there are some up in here that aren't. Papa PornDude will let you know about them soon enough, just be patient.
I assume that you are most curious about the sexy videos and pictures you'll get to see on this website if there are any. However, there are some somewhat interesting sexual stories up on this page. They aren't necessarily all about sex, but they usually have something to do with nudity and shit like that. For example, I found a very weird story on the homepage. This story was about an Africola bottle, and the dude with the bottle ended up pushing the bottle inside of some random woman. Shit like that doesn't arouse me, and we don't know if the story is true, but hey, if you're all about large insertions, then go ahead and read that shit.
The good stuff
The best thing about ehowa.com is the fact that there are actually dedicated female fans of the website that are more than willing to get naked for the camera. Why do they get naked for the camera? Well, it's because they want to express their love for the website, or this Ernie dude. He must be a very, very handsome man. Or rather, he just might have a big ass dick or something like that. Maybe he's funny? I don't know, but you're a good guy, Ernie.
The only porn-related part of the website is the "tits" section, and you'll love it. It's all amateurs up in here, and they all have amazing titties. See, what Ernie did is come up with a competition for the best pair of titties. All you need to do is write ehowa.com on your titties, or just EHOWA, and once you do that, you upload the tits to the website, and you hope you won. This was a genius way of getting competitive women to upload their titties to a random website! There aren't that many pictures up in here, but even one of these is good enough. I can picture one of you dudes jacking off to these titties, without a doubt. I mean, I love them, that's for sure. This is why I am convinced that you folks will love those as well.
Is there a proper reason to check this page out, rather than heading out to some other porn website, though?
Honestly, yeah. I mean, this is one of the few places on the internet where you get to see some real amateur titties. What other website can guarantee you that the titties you're looking at are amateur titties? None of them! The PornHub community is full of shit as far as I can tell, seeing as a good portion of the girls uploading their supposed amateur videos to the website are experienced camwhores, and in some cases, you'll get movies of porn stars fucking random people from all over the world. Do you think the latter qualifies as amateur porn? To PornHub, it does. So much bullshit!
Then, if you want to read some grotesque, well-written sexual stories, there are few placed that will provide you with gorgeous, raw material. I mean, sure, that one example I listed (which was the insertion of a bottle inside of a woman's vagina) might not be too attractive to you, but there are other stories in the "tasteless" section that you can beat your meat to, There are some quite gory stories up in there as well, but there are no pictures there. Well, at least there are no sexual pictures out there, so don't get your hopes up. Regular porn becomes boring after a while anyway, so why don't you try masturbating to a text and picturing things inside of your head? It's a great way to masturbate. It's how people did it before they had TVs or the internet. In the end, you can always head out to the "webcams" and the "sexy videos" sections and leave ehowa.com if you don't like the material you get to see on the page.