This website prides itself on the fact that it is completely ad-free and on its easy to use interface. In fact, Nogiki.com makes sure to inform you about these facts as quickly as possible, so they put them on their own homepage, for some reason. However, this is not what you should be focusing on right now, in fact, you should keep staring at the upper part of the homepage where you get to see the most important part of the website, which would be the drop-down menu that helps you out when it comes to selecting regions. You are promised a massive database of real escorts that you can pay to chill with them, and you also get to find some people who are willing to party with you with no fees. So basically, this is the rich kid version of Tinder. Sounds good enough, right?
If you have money to waste, then it seems that you'll have a great time on Nogiki.com. However, for a page such as this one to be good, a huge following is required. For starters, imagine how boring apps such as Grindr would be if there weren't as many people using it as they do right now. You would not be able to get a date or to fuck at all, as if it wasn't already hard enough to get laid on Grindr, right? Well, at least if you're just a plain average-looking dude, the top 20% lads should not have any issues when it comes to that type of thing, right? They most likely don't even need these apps!
However, we shouldn't waste our time on these studs, and we should talk about the average human and how the average human can easily get laid by utilizing Nogiki.com! Let's get back to where we left off. So, as I said, the thing with these dating or hook-up websites or whatever you want to call them is that you will surely need tons and tons of people to make accounts in order to ensure that the existence of the page isn't pretty fucking pointless. If dating website turns out to be a barren wasteland, then no one is going to want to use something like that, right? It makes perfect sense. Now, this begs the question: Is Nogiki.com like that? Are there plenty of fish in the sea? Apparently, yes, there are. There's a surprisingly huge number of girls floating around on this page, just waiting to get drilled by horny men just like you. How do I know you're horny?
It's easy. What kind of flaccid dick-having retard would still be reading this text if he wasn't popping a chubby boner right now? No dudes give a shit about dating website if they aren't horny! I mean, there are tons of escorts on this page, and the people who browse this page without creating their own accounts know this very well, as they are most likely absolutely desperate to get laid as soon as possible. Without a doubt, some of the men reading this are willing to pay out huge amounts of money just to lay pipe on some of these amazing women. That's just how some of you roll, which is fine. If you have plenty of cash, then use it to your advantage, there's nothing wrong about that!
Parles du Francais?
Did I mention the fact that Nogiki.com is a website that focuses on parts of the world that speak French? Well, maybe I should have kicked the review off with this big ass fact right away since some of you will probably stop reading soon enough because of this. I get it. Not everyone speaks French or lives in France or anything of the sort, so it's quite understandable why you would want to leave right away. However, you should give these escorts a shot...they are quite often somewhat able to speak English, and hey, you don't really need that much communication in order to clarify to a hoe that she needs to ride your dick after you pay her, right? Sex is the universal language!
The info these girls give you
First things first, what matters the most about escorts you get to see on websites such as these are the things they are willing to tell you about themselves. First off, do they like long walks on the beach? No, really, what they like is really, really important. Just imagine hitting up an escort with a banging body, an amazing fat ass, and you're all like: "Damn, I'm gonna destroy that pussy and make those ass cheeks clap!". Then, the escort pulls up with a huge strap on dildo, and she tells you to bend over, and you feel too uncomfortable about putting such a pretty girl down, so you get fucked and traumatized for the rest of your life. Do you want that? Of course, you don't!
What are these girls all about?
First things first, every single escort will drop a phone number or her WhatsApp on her profile, and she'll ask you to hit her up. I mean, is there any other way to properly arrange things with an escort. You either do it in person, or you call them, there's no other way to do this. Now, they will leave their phones, but the website will give you even more info on the girls. First off, Nogiki.com will tell you about the location of the girl, but they try not to be too specific. They will tell you something like: "The girl lives in Quebec," and that's literally it. I mean, this info does not help you out that much, does it? You surely aren't going to fly across the entire god damn country in order to get some pussy, are you? Well, some of you might be that desperate, but I know that most men and I simply aren't like that.
The one thing that weirded me out is the fact that these girls are not very keen on leaving their prices on the website, and they insist that you call them so that you two can arrange the details. Girls also talk about their measurements on this page quite a bit. For example, they will tell you about their height, their weight, but they will also talk about the size of their boobs quite often as if that's something that matters. I mean, if I like what I see on the picture I don't really care about some stupid number, the only thing I Need to know is your height, your weight, and your price, but your hoe ass didn't think about putting up things like that on the website for some reason.
For the most part, you will also be told if these girls are willing to be your escorts, or if they are only willing to give you a massage. A simple massage would be fine in most scenarios too, but if you're going to travel just to see these gals, then you might as well fuck them, right? You better do that to 'em. Otherwise, you're simply wasting time. Oh yeah, the girls also tell you about their age, which is somewhat important, but honestly, as long as they are at least 18 years old, I do not give a single shit. If she's legal and if she's pretty, I'm laying pipe, and there's nothing that would stop me...except for lack of consent or something like that.
How about some opinions?
The one things that bothers me about Nogiki.com is the fact that this website does not allow you to drop comments on certain escorts, but they do allow ratings. However, if a girl really does have a good rating, then most people have probably been pleased with what she gave them, and the girl's picture surely weren't fake either, which is yet another very important thing. After you created your account on the website (not for the purpose of becoming an escort, of course), you will also get the option of adding certain escorts to the favorites list. I understand adding certain videos to your favorite list, but why would you get a girl and add her to your favorites list, you know? If you wanna hit her up again call her on a fucking date or something like that, what's the point of fucking the same escort over and over?
Creme de la creme
Now that we've reached the end of the review, a single statement is mandatory: They did not lie about the things that they offer to us! I found no ads on the page, the interface was very easy to use, and everything was completely free. What I found in here was absolutely great, and I have to say that I'm pretty happy with this page.