Truth be told, loneliness sucks, and there is no better way to keep yourself from drowning into self loathe than having constant hookups every now and then. You know that type of thing that some men refer to as; Jump starting your dormant car to make sure it’s in good condition? Exactly, lest your balls start dying and you get to a point that you can’t shoot a goddamned pussy cat. Well, it doesn’t fucking matter what state you are in as long as you are in the UK, ukescorting.com has got your fucking back freaks!
This forum site is goddamned free, and you'll get to meet other sick pervs like you who have been there and probably done worse than you. Trust me these are the kind of people you should be hanging around because no matter what, there are always exciting topics to discuss. Also, if you are in need of a romp, you only need say, and these motherfuckers will point you in the right direction. Even better being that you can actually inbox other members with limitless possibilities as long as both of you are actually naughty as fuck and in the same fucking Region. Sounds good, right? Now, this is what you need to know about the site:
Facts about the site
Statistically speaking; ukescorting.com has been around for over 3 years now. While the owner's identity remains a mystery, the website’s location can be traced down to the Netherlands. Currently, it’s worth totals down to $73,200.00 with 9770 unique daily visitors and 48,850 daily page views. In addition, it has been ranked position #163,684 globally according to Alexa's rankings.
First impression; the site gives you a commune kind of feeling that does not exempt sex from the possibility. There are members from different regions in the UK; London, East England, South East, Wales, Scotland among others spread out in different forums with lots of threads. I must admit that the UK Escorting forum looks more appealing than the rest; you know, things about sex and nutting keep you cumming. The only visuals you get however are uploads in the media section and if you care to look. There is pretty erotic shit in there that you can possibly fap unto.
The site’s plot and how to navigate
The site's design is actually pretty simple with blue shades for the color scheme; should have been cool but instead is as boring as fuck especially with all the writings. The homepage actually features a listing of forums starting with the UK escorting ones to the regions based. Also, you get to see members online as well as forums and media statistics. The latest media is also featured at the bottom of the homepage which is utterly the only exciting bit of the homepage. What a pity, Right?
I'll give them a thumbs up when it comes to navigation because actually there are lots of sorting features available. These include; what’s new, Media, members, new posts, watched, a forums search and an option to mark all forums as read. To top it up, there is an advanced search engine that allows you to search for; everything, threads, media, media comments and profile posts.
And what does ukescorting.com have for you?
UK Escorting is a free interactions platform that brings natives of the UK as well as escorts together to discuss various topics regarding sex or upcoming issues in the society for instance; unsustainable income for women in the UK that has led to increase in the number of sex workers in the whole of the UK among many others. Well, it all depends on your perception of the site because if you asked me, it's one hell of an online community. There are also high prospects of getting laid by escorts or scoring pussies through other members inboxes.
Frankly, I can’t wait for the day forum sites stop leaking of boredom. Funny enough at times I really think that if they actually wanted to resemble social media platforms, they could comfortably. I don’t know about you mate but for me visuals whether erotic bitches candy kind of snaps, GIFs or porn videos kind of shit is pretty basic. Precisely the kind of shit most forums lack and I'll tell you this because I went through a couple of threads and tell you what? That shit is rare as fuck, and you can’t even begin to tell me that I should check the media section because I could as well Google naked ass bitches from my browser comfortably.
Anyways, am not trying to discourage anybody here because you may never know how cool your homies might be or even better the prospects of scouring some dick or pussy in your neighborhood. Speaking of neighborhoods, all those motherfuckers residing in; London, South East, South West, East Midlands, West Midlands, Wales, North West, North East, Yorkshire & The Humber and North Ireland & Ireland can count themselves lucky. This is because there are forums for each state and a possible hunting ground for thirsty dickheads.
Male & Female Escorts
UK Escorting I must admit is a little confusing when it comes to this shit about free advertising for both male(46) and female escorts(17k) because frankly speaking, I didn’t come across any specific or well-laid advert for this sort of shit. Instead what you get in this escort forums is members discussing about what services, for instance, shower time should be inclusive when it comes to escorts pay packages and the likes of where to escorts available in what region. However, if you are smart enough like me obviously, you'll be able to read between the lines and know that some of these members are actually escorts themselves or know lots of escorts in various regions. Now, that my friend, means that there is no excuse for you not to get some, even for fucking free! Well, not unless you have some really messed up pick-up lines.
How about some fap-worthy media?
Honestly, I thought that this section should have been my favourite, but I am not too sure not because it’s bullshit. However, there are some pretty basic stuff in here. Am talking about memes and fully dressed sexy bitches. Like serious, this is no fashion show dudes! Only pussies, ass, boobies, dicks and full nudes, please! The only positive thing is, however, if you are patient enough there is some pretty good fap-worthy shit in there, and I repeat only if you are patient enough because am actually not as a matter of fact especially if I already am smelling lots of mediocrity.
Membership is paramount
Well, membership doesn’t look like pretty much of an option on this site because you can’t really see the core of the site without being one. Not to worry thou because it's not much of a hustle with the basic details required including; a valid email address, establishing yourself as a service provider or seeker and filling in the region you are from. While it might sound a little hefty, it's actually pretty nice and gives you the freedom to start following other users, in-boxing them among other things.
I took delight in;
The fact that the site has enough sorting features and tools to help ease your way around the site, there are no Ads or banners to disrupt your experience, some of the discussions are pretty good, sensible and helpful especially to fellows in need of escort references and to top it up, there are some pretty erotic photos in their media section.
I was pissed at;
The fact that these motherfuckers have not actually streamlined the female and male escorts advertising thing. Which means not unless you look around for hints or probably ask for references it might take you a while to actually get laid.
These folks should actually consider having a special escorts services advertising forum to enable users to find escorts easily.
Ukescorting.com may not be one of those badass escorts forum site, but if you are in any of the UK regions and are hoping to have a frequent supply of pussy or dick, I suggest you join the fucking forum. After all, some homely intense chats with homies wouldn’t be far from a fucking sex party as long as you play your cards right dude!