Let’s talk about lesbians. What is it about lesbians that us men enjoy so much? I don’t think women enjoy seeing a couple of homos go at it (Lord knows I don’t), but as a man, there’s nothing more entertaining than two bitches slamming their "vagoos" into one another.
I hope one day to command a team of lesbians for myself. But until that day comes, I am here to bring you the best in class for all kinds of porno, so today we will focus on Yespornplease.com. Yespornplease has some excellent porn for that lesbian action.
Yespornplease is a porn video site where users post free videos from popular studios including CherryPimps and RealityKings. This awesome place has hundreds of lesbian videos to jerk off to, and you can bet your ass all of the content is professional-grade.
I’m not sure exactly how the site works, because it looks like random users are uploading the videos that come from paid membership sites. But honestly, who gives a fuck- all I care about is that I am seeing the hottest, tannest lesbians being lesbi-honest about their sexual urges.
Yespornplease isn’t your typical tube site because the videos are so long and high quality. You’ll find a ton of lesbian porn here going past the thirty-minute mark, rather than the 5-10-minute clips that you find elsewhere. If you have premature ejaculation, this might be too much for you my friend.
Videos are generally high quality as well. This is the kind of porn that your father and grandfather would pay $35 dollars for at the video store, so appreciate getting it all for free! Back in my younger days, I would jerk off to the scrambled Spice channel, trying to vaguely make out a pair of titties trying to bust a nut. No need for that bullshit here.
Some of the best lesbian action can be found from studios such as DigitalPlayground and WhenGirlsplay. There are even videos from WiredPussy, where women have little toys stuck inside their twats that shoot electric shocks into them. Fucking awesome.
The best thing about YesPornPlease is that everything is free. There is a free registration system where you can sign up to favorite videos, upload content, and some other features, but you won’t need any of that to get a good jerkin.
Put your feet up, pull your dick out, and just enjoy yourself.
Boob Tube greatness
YesPornPlease is much like your typical tube porn site. When you first enter, you’ll be greeted by a search bar, as well as a gallery of the “hot” featured videos. You can also organize this main gallery by New Videos, Most Viewed, Top Rated, and Random.
The gallery is just a long list of videos. You’ll also get the title, whether the video is HD or not, and the view count. Did you notice? Almost all the videos are HD! Get that tissue paper ready my friend, because you’ll be spotting all kinds of pussy hairs and herpes in these videos.
At the top of the page is the main menu bar, with links to Subscriptions, Categories, and Add Video. Categories will give you a huge list of the popular tags, although it’s no different than just searching for these tags yourself. Subscription and Add Video are self-explanatory features for the members.
When you click on a video, you’ll be sent to a pretty standard video page. There will be ads on this page, but they aren’t too bad. In the middle of the page will be the video player, with information such as the studio, tags, and title.
Every video page also has a huge list of recommended videos, to aid you in your jackoff journey.
That’s pretty much all there is to YesPornPlease’s layout. It’s simple, it’s fast, and it gets the job done. God help you if you’re dumb enough to get lost exploring all the lesbo goodness.
Scissor me timbers
So what kind of lesbian action are we talking about here? LadyVoyeurs, HegreArt, GirlsWay, and AllGirlMassage are some great dyke studios featured on Yespornplease.
Most of these videos are what I would call “mainstream” porno. You won’t find any really weird or bizarre shit such as Japs eating their own shit or bitches getting their nipples tweaked.
Most of the videos are very mainstream action including pussy eating, scissoring, daughter-mother fantasies, and other general lesbian sex. My favorite video is from RealityKings where this hot bitch is playing videogames while this other bitch keeps trying to distract her with her pussy.
There’s nothing worse than when some cunt is trying to grab your attention while you’re playing Counterstrike. That is…until she grabs your dick. That’s what I call “terrorists win.”
Anyway, as I said before, most of the videos are in HD and are full feature-length pornos. Frankly, I am amazed that there can be this much professional full-length porno all for free. How do the paid membership sites even make money with a place like Yespornplease around?
What I Like
It’s hard to name a better place to watch professional full-length videos. I’m not used to seeing so many 30+ minute HD quality porn. There are hundreds of dollars’ worth of porn here that you would normally have to pay for. It’s nuts.
Yespornplease is also super-fast for a site that hosts such large videos. I never had any issues streaming the sexy babies.
The ads aren’t too bad as well. Normally, porn sites such as this will try to rape you with their ads, giving you double pop-ups and shit like that. Yespornplease does run ads, especially lots of banner ads, but it’s still a lot better than a lot of other porn sites.
Yespornplease also has a good blend of high-profile content as well as lesser-known porn studios. You’ll find most of your popular porn stars here, but you’ll also find some more “grassroots” bitches also. A lot of the studios that I saw I was not too familiar with, although there were also popular ones like Brazzers.
You can also download the videos, with zero hassle. When even paid membership sites have bullshit like data caps or streaming only, it’s a relief to find a Robin Hood like Yespornplease to put an end to the bullshit and make these paid sites step the fuck up.
Finally, I appreciate that you don’t need to sign up to watch all the action. Everything is free, and there is no bullshit gimmicks or games that the site tries to play with you. Membership is only needed if you want to upload your own videos, or if you want to take advantage of shit like subscriptions or favorites.
What I Hate
Frankly, there isn’t much to hate about the site. I’m just nitpicking here, but here it goes anyway.
First, Yespornplease only has videos. There are no games, photos, XXX stories, or anything else. In general, Yespornplease is pretty basic in terms of features as well.
It’s also hard to find some of the more interesting or bizarre porn videos. This is because Yespornplease is all about providing professional studio porn videos, but this also means the site lacks in amateur sex, fetish videos, and other more “weird” shit that you can find in places like Motherless.
Basically, if you are a degenerate freak who is too far gone to enjoy normal porn, Yespornplease might not be the place for you. You won’t find Japanese bitches eating each other’s shit and peeing into each other’s mouths here. I know it’s very unfortunate.
I need MORE
My major suggestion for Yespornplease is to try to expand its horizons. I know that all the content is uploaded by users, so it’s not like they are hand-selecting what is featured, but I still found the more “weird” porn content lacking.
Imagine if Yespornplease allowed users to upload comics, games, and pictures, instead of just videos. It would be a goddamn Eden of porn. I guess it’s too much for me to ask for…
Great lesbo action
Overall, YesPornPlease is a fantastic place to find lesbian action, and all sorts of other shit as well. The site throws at you hundreds of full-length HD movies.
If you bust a nut in under five minutes, hell, one video alone should last you like ten sessions!
The only thing I worry about is if these studios decided one day to shut it all down. I’m pretty sure all of the sex videos here are copyrighted, so if RealityKings or Brazzers really wanted to put an end to such a great site, they should be able to.
Then again, I don’t fucking know. Maybe YesPornPlease has everyone’s permission. Or maybe the servers are on the motherfucking moon or somewhere that nobody can get to them.
Either way, I consider this place a gem. It even has hentai lesbian action, if real bitches get tiresome (believe me, they do). Lots of 2D action.
In conclusion, god bless YesPornPlease, and god bless its users uploading such fantastic content every day.