Welcome to hell on earth. When it comes to porn sites, Patorjack.com (previously known as "Torjackan") takes the cake as being one of the worst ones that I’ve ever experienced. There are several reasons why I say this but the most obvious one will fly right into your face the moment you load the homepage up and start clicking on videos. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why I have a problem with this site. Although it offers free porn content, it does so behind a veil of some of the most annoying ads that you’ll ever experience in your entire damn life.
Some of the worst pop up ads that you’ll ever be a witness of on a porn site
That’s right, I’m gonna go straight to the ads cause that’s one of the biggest shitshows when it comes to Patorjack.com and it needs to be said. The reason why the ads are so horrible is cause they are some of the most annoying ads that you’ve ever come in contact with. Remember those pop-up ads that you hate on porn sites? Well imagine that you have to do a captcha and then wait a few more seconds BEFORE you get to the ad and ONLY THEN can you actually view the content that you clicked on which isn’t even good mind you.
Honestly, Patorjack.com has got to be one of the worst porn sites that I have ever come in contact with and I don’t say that lightly. Just getting to any sort of porn content on here is going to give you such migraines that you won’t understand whether you’re visiting a porn site or a site that’s made specifically to kill off your brain cells. And believe me, your brain cells WILL DIE when they come in contact with this many ads in such a short period of time. Literally, any other website is a million times better and there’s no reason why you should take this sort of mental abuse from Patorjack.com.
The content is free, but a lot of your time will be wasted on ads
They offer free content, sure, but you can get free porn on so many other sites that it simply isn’t worth it to try and wrestle with the billion ads that you have to go through on Patorjack.com. It’s just something that you don’t need in your life, and the content that is offered on Patorjack.com definitely isn’t worth it either since it doesn’t show anything that’s too high quality. No premium porn that’s ripped from premium sites, nothing. Patorjack.com is just one of those porn tube sites that should be the last on your list when deciding where you want to spend your free time.
Over 75% of the time spent on Patorjack.com will be closing ads and clearing captchas and waiting for ads to finish. I’m not even exaggerating. Here, try and click on a video on Patorjack.com. The first thing you’ll come across is a pop-up. And this pop up will feature a set of images where you’ll have to mark fucking traffic signs or whatever, and then after that, if you successfully do that, then you’re going to have to wait a few more seconds. Then after that, it isn’t enough that you should just wait a couple of seconds either. You have to scroll down and click on the Get Link button.
You’ll get an incredibly complex system of ads on your content
And if you thought that all your trials and tribulations end here, then you’re so fucking wrong like you have no idea. When you click on that you’re going to get another pop-up ad and you’re going to get another tab with the actual video that you clicked on. Alright, no matter, just close the pop-up and start the video, right? WRONG! Now you have to click on play at least 3 times as you get pop-ups every time you try to start the video, and once you do start it you get a video ad playing before the actual video that you wanted to watch.
Every time that you think you’re safe, a new ad will appear
And this isn’t one of those short video ads that play before a youtube video for instance that you can just skip. Oh no, no, no, Patorjack.com made sure to make this ad non-skippable and make it last for as long as possible so that you get the urge to pull your goddamn hair out from waiting. It’s not like the ad is even presenting anything good, it’s always something shit that nobody in their right mind would click on. Finally, after like half a minute of watching that, you finally get to watch the video. Oh, but you’re still going to get pop-ups if you try to skip the video to certain points in time.
There you go, now if you didn’t get the urge to jump off a bridge from reading that hellish few paragraphs, then you’re very welcome to try Patorjack.com out and tell me what you think. I can guarantee, that not even the biggest masochist would do this to himself. Not even the biggest masochist on earth would want to sit through the torture which is Patorjack.com. But okay, I think I’ve said enough about this god awful site when it comes to the horrible, horrible ad system.
The design looks insanely dated and overall horrible
Something else that’s horrible on here is the design. Not only does it look dated, but it looks like pure garbage even for the time when it was actually made most probably. The only thing that is kinda good is the background of the site cause it’s dark, and you all know that I love myself a dark background on a porn site. The logo, however, shows the old name of the website. This place used to be called Torjackan.com and it changed its domain name at some point. Even though they changed their name, Patorjack.com didn’t see the need to update their logo so it still says the same thing as before, which is retarded.
Standard porn tube layout though it’s missing some essential features
Other than this, you’ve got your very standard porn tube site layout with the most important buttons being at the top of the page. Though this is the case, Patorjack.com is definitely missing a lot of sections that other porn tube sites have. Categories are missing, Pornstars are missing, there’s no community, no forum. Many of the functionalities that you’re used to from porn sites is completely gone on Patorjack.com. You’re going to have to get used to this if you intend to use Patorjack.com for any extended period of time for whatever reason.
At least the damn sorting filters work as intended
You can still sort the videos according to their popularity, rating, and so on. You can sort them however you like so that you can find the video that you might find appealing as easily as possible. And while it doesn’t help that they don’t have some other features such as a category tab, it definitely doesn’t hurt that they’ve got these filters going. But let’s be honest for a second here, those are really essential for any porn tube site out there, so I’m not gonna give these guys too much credit for leaving these in.
Overall, Patorjack.com (often misspelled as "torjakan") is one of the worst porn sites that you can visit. There is no point in visiting this place when most of your time is going to be spent closing down ads and fighting with the broken advertisement system that they’ve got going on with Patorjack.com. I swear that there are so many other sites that also give you free porn content where you won’t have to put up with this sort of bullshit, so it’s a much better idea to check out those sites rather than to give Patorjack.com any of your precious attention.