Anal sex. It is quite possibly the most elusive sex act known to man. Well, it is elusive to straight men anyway. Gay guys get to butt fuck all the time. A gay dude having anal sex is just a regular Tuesday afternoon. There are downsides to this, of course. For instance, they’re fucking a dude’s hairy butthole instead of the beautifully tight and manicured asshole of a goddess. Hey, nothing against gay guys, but being a man, knowing what comes out of my own asshole, I would never want to put my dick anywhere near another man’s asshole … even if I were attracted to dudes.
For straight guys like us, though, anal sex is like mythology. A great beyond. A glorious ultra-tight hole to vacation to when we’ve stretched out the pussy too much. Many men talk of the splendors of fucking a beautiful ass; few have actually lived to tell the tale. I am one of the few. I have been to ass city and back, and I come bearing advice so others can follow in my footsteps.
Tip Number One: Come Prepared
Let’s say that you already mastered the delicate dance required just to be granted access to your lady’s asshole (more on that in a bit) and you’re right there, at the gates of anal heaven, but it just won’t go in. Well, unless you have a tiny dick (or, I suppose, unless she has a giant asshole), you’re probably not getting past the rim of the backdoor unless you are properly lubed. So, make sure you come prepared with tons of lube. Without it, entry will be denied.
Tip Number Two: Ease Her into It and then Ease It into Her
I found success in slowly planting the idea in her head over a long period of time. One of the most common downfalls of any anal hopeful is that he blindsides his girl, bringing up the idea of fucking her ass out of the blue. This won’t work (unless your girl is a certified freak, in which case, she’s probably going to ask you to do it); all it will accomplish is putting her on the spot and, especially if she’s an anal virgin, making her shy away from the idea. Instead, try tossing around little jokes about it here and there for a couple weeks … get her familiar with the idea and it will likely be more comfortable when you finally ask her in earnest.
Tip Number Three: Social Lubricator Never Hurt Either
If you’re both drunk, this can seriously increase your odds. Now, just so I make myself clear for all of the scumbags out there, I’m not by any means saying that you should just get your girl wasted and ass fuck her in her compromised state. Nope, I believe they call that date rape. I’m just saying that it can’t hurt if you’ve both had a little bit to drink on the night that you try your slip in. Plus, it’ll lower your inhibitions as well, perhaps providing a bit of courage that you otherwise wouldn’t be able to muster.
Then, when you’re fucking her like you normally would, try teasing the asshole a little bit. Tickle it some with your finger, maybe gently rub your dick against it, see how she reacts. Read her body, if she wants it, she’ll make it known. That’s when you grab your lube and go to town!
I sincerely wish you the best of luck in your anal conquests. I do understand, though, that many of you will not be successful. It’s not always an easy sell. Well, thankfully, for those of you who don’t make it into the almighty asshole, there’s plenty of free anal porn for you to enjoy.
Great Minimalistic Site Design
Vidz7.com is a pretty well-known free porn tube with plenty of anal porn for you to fap yourself raw to, completely free of charge. Vidz 7 may not be as readily recognizable a name as some of the other free porn tubes out there—such as Porn Hub, Red Tube, Spank Wire, or xHamster—but it is certainly right up there with them in terms of both site and video quality, as well as the number of videos offered.
What catches my eye first when I arrive at Vidz 7 is the beautiful, minimalistic site design. I’m sure you’re familiar with the typical free porn tube site design: black background, a mess of thumbnails, so many things to click on that you don’t know where to begin. Vidz 7 has gone in the complete opposite direction: white background, lots of negative space, clearly defined and organized sections. In short, it’s great.
They’ve really embraced the minimalism (which I love). So much so, they don’t even boast a logo anywhere on the site. What you’ll find instead is a thin and elegant font providing nothing but great porn. At the very top of the page are links to “Our Sites” and below that is the site menu bar: Home, Studios, Tags, Free Porn (another one of their sites), Sex Cams, and—last but not least—The Porn Dude! The Sex Cams tab also links to The Porn Dude Cams. If nothing else, I can say with certainty that Vidz 7 has great fucking taste!
Full-Length Scenes, Cool Community Features
The next thing that stands out to me as I navigate to the anal section of Vidz 7 is that, unlike many of their competitors, Vidz 7 is a free porn tube that values full-length scenes. I cannot stress enough how much I fucking hate having to sift through hundreds upon hundreds of short, cut off, or excerpted videos on Porn Hub, Red Tube, and other similar big-name porn tubes. One of the first videos to appear on Vidz 7, however, is over an hour in length. Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Another aspect that I love about Vidz 7 is that they offer some pretty cool community features without going overboard. Not every porn site also needs to be a complete social network as well. There are some that are, and that’s cool, that’s their thing. But it can be a bit overkill at times. I think Vidz 7 straddles the line pretty well, though.
They use a plugin called Disqus, a pretty unique addon that streamlines all user engagement for the site. Instead of what is the usual case with free porn tubes, where you click on a user’s handle and are brought to a page where you can browse their playlists and uploads or whatever, when you click on a user’s handle on Vidz 7, a separate box appears (almost like a chat box) on the right side of the screen, without forcing you to leave the page you were on.
From here, you can view all user comments, see their followers, see who they follow, and, of course, follow them yourself. You can also block or report users, should they be up to any seemingly dodgy business. The only thing missing from this, in my opinion, is a means of messaging users. I don’t care about following people or seeing how they are reacting to certain videos nearly as much as I care about potentially fostering some kind of relationship with hot chicks who love porn!
Quality Over Quantity
As far as the anal videos that Vidz 7 has to offer? They are all top-notch. Well, all of them that I saw while browsing through anyway. They look to be, generally, of very high quality; sexy sluts getting their asses rammed in HD. No complaints there. But, having said that, Vidz 7 might have a bit of a quantity issue.
They offer a grand total of 7,344 anal videos. Now, don’t get me wrong, that’s way more anal porn than I need in, say, a month’s time. Plus, to be fair, Vidz 7 is always updating and uploading new content. But 7,344 is still an extremely low number considering some other free porn tubes out there offer hundreds of thousands. But, I’m willing to give Vidz 7 the benefit of the doubt (and no, not just because they link to my site on their menu bar (although that certainly doesn’t hurt their case) and chalk it up an issue of quality taking precedence over quantity. And that is, I believe, the way it should be.
The one thing that I am not as quick to overlook about Vidz 7, though, are the goddamned ads. Anyone who has read my reviews before knows how much I fucking hate ads, and fuck are the ads annoying on this site. They’re all over the place. Plus, there are pop-ups to make you take your hand off your cock. A simple ad blocker will take care of most of them (restoring that beautiful site design I praised earlier), but it would be nice they just weren’t there to begin with.
All in all, I enjoyed Vidz 7. Some great anal videos, lots of full-length scenes, amazing site design, and some sweet community features. Definitely go check it out. Unless you tried one of my methods and are getting some ass tonight. If that’s the case, go do that. Now. Why are you still reading this? Go fuck that tiny, beautiful asshole!